Ted Lilly (5-1, 3.29) vs. Matt Cain (10-10, 3.11).
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[Sax here again.] Watching those highlights of Chad Billingsley singlehandedly beat the Giants yesterday really has to chap a Giants' fan's hide. I mean, here's a guy that is harangued his whole career about not being an ace, and he not only strikes out seven over eight innings and holds the Giants to two runs, but he also drives in the winning runs with a 2-RBI single to right fielder Jose Guillen, who botches what could have been a fly out.
So here they go again in the second game of the three-game weekend series, with Cubs pariah Lilly going against beloved #2 starter Matt Cain. This one's gotta be in the bag, right Giants fans?
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Pack of cards!
Monkeys!
Flower power!
Big dogs, landing on my face!
BevMo time. In pursuit of some Firestone Union Jack IPA.
@Josh
I just got back from there. Though I wasn't specifically looking for the Union jack, I don't recall seeing any at the Arroyo Pky BevMo. Have some Firestone DBA in my fridge, though.
Pack of cards???
Looks like all Jokers.
damn DB, ARK is killing it right now.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baraja_(playing_cards)
They are also used to read Tarot. The men of my family play a game called "Pampleta" with those.
Jimminy Christmas, Oregon scored 72 points.
with a new QB
Barner just went nuts in the first half.
No kidding, 8.6 yards per carry, that's insane.
@DB burbank had it. A little pricier than I like to pay for a sixer, but IPAs are always overpriced. Chilling some in the freezer now.
Dammit. There are no mountains on my beer to tell me when it's cold. I might be screwed here.
About to start up the grill and cook some steaks. During this procedure I will pour me a beer and give a toast to my pops who's recovering from bypass surgery in POD RAYS land.
Here's to you, You Silly Bastard.
*raises glass*
To Papa Spank!
Pops Spank, get well very soon!
Epale everyone!
Fucking Padres lost AGAIN? Well, I guess we'll have to do our part tonight.
Tonight I won't be around,there's a housewarming party to attend
To Spank's Papi!
Beer status: Spaten Märzen.
Surly Status: 5
Why couldn't San Diego melt down when we were playing them?
Strike him out Lilly
@Mr. C: I like Spaten Oktoberfest. I've never had the Märzen.
Nice! Threat ended.
The better question is why couldn't we sweep the Phils and Rox when the Pods were melting down.
I am torn on the subject of players I dislike playing for teams I dislike. If they have success, it doubles my annoyance, but it does keep all my hate in one tidy location.
@Josh
Wait! I know this one!
We play the Pods next,no.
Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Come on Teddy boy, settle down
@Josh
I believe you would like the Märzen, then! (hint: they're the same beer)
In other news, Dylan Hernandez has combined two of his greatest loves: Hank Schulman and Dodger Stadium attendance. Now if there were some way to add Neal ElAttrache and V-Energy...
I still dislike Cody Ross.
Have I mentioned that I want to punch Torre's face everytime it pops up on T.V.
I Really, Really Do!
Has anyone mentioned that Matt Cain only has one win against the Dodgers? One win!
That's right Ethier. No fear of the wall you delicate mutt.
Holy Shit!
ETHIER!?!?
Good catch, Andre
I thought Dre was toast on the second fly out.
I believe this is my time I will see Barajas,Tajertas,playing cards,Whatever hit for the Dodgers.
^first
MANNYMANNYMANNYMANNYMANNYMANNYMANNYMANNY
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I wonder if I can make it to 100 comments by myself
I got nothing better to do
I'll give it try
Vin loves Oyster Pubes
IPODS wearing knickers out in centerfield
GooGooGoJoob
^o
Everytime I see Torre's STOOPID face I'm cracking open a beer, No matter if I have a fresh one or not.Even if commecial
WORK THE WALK, RAFFY
Hey, he did. That's new.
Mrs. S on Freddy Sanchez: "What's up with his face?"
C'mon Casey, let's get Raffy in
Alright, aging sack of shit, this is your time to shine.
Teams I Hate:
Celtics
Giants
Podrays
Chargers
Redsox
49'ers
Patriots
Raiders
Cowboys
Notre Dame..I hate Fucking Notre Dame
Many More
Ah man, Who invited you guys?
YES!!
RUNZ
CASEY FUCKING BLAKE!!!!!
El Chango is up.
Oh Snap!
FUCK YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
MORE FUN THAN A BARREL OF MONKEYS
FUCKING JAY FUCKING GIBB FUCKING ONS
A 3 run homerun???
Pinche Chango!
MSB!
I want SO badly to beat these pigs and play spoiler
Are we going to have Gibbons next year, or will Madame Toussaud's want their Owen Wilson wax figure back?
At least Lilly isn't leading off the net inning.
A lot of fucks ran concurrently on MCC.
OO OO Ahh Ahh
"OMG FUCK YOU VIN SCULLY
YOU ARE SUCH A FUCKIG ASSHOLE.
Calling Matt a “huge disappointment” for the Giants because he isn’t the ace and isn’t a winning pitcher.
I’ve lost a whole lot of respect for him right now"
I WANT FUCKING BLOOD
Dusty finally up in dis bish.
*wipes brow*
Needed to go to a work function tonight and couldn't follow the game. MDIL broke it down for me on what happened.
I'll take it 4-0.
I hate the Jints.
@Nic
Ryan Mallett up in dish bish!!!
LOL @ MCC.
Sorry, but catching up...
Hope Papa Spank has a speedy recovery, Spanky. Here's to him.
@Spank
FUCK NOTRE DAME
I want them all to tear an ACL simultaneously.
I do dislike Notre Dame. Damn them and their Brad Lidge.
BRADY QUINN IS THE FUTURE OF NOTRE DAME FOOTBALL
Was?
The corpse of Aubrey Huff is slowly returning to it's corpse-like state.
Oh no, FJL!
That's alright, JLo. Happens to the best of us.
Should have worn Cheetahs Loney.
Loney scores on Casey Blakes' doub.....oh.
TOOTBLAN?
FUCKING JAMES LONEY
AIn't mad atcha, JLo.
I wonder if Jints fans will make a GIF of JLo rounding second chasing cake?
@Josh
Is your beer cold yet? How will you know?
@Dusty - That reminds me, I have yet to mock Pablo's weight.
He's a fatty, that fatty.
Hey, we're winning!
I really hate Buster Posey
As soon as VIn said that re how many Lilly had retired in a row, you KNEW Parker Posey was going to knock the next pitch into next week.
I HATE YOU OYSTER PUBES
The thing that scared me re Lilly is that he has a bot of that Kevin Costner in Tin Cup bit going on, where if he gives one up he keeps offering the same pitch, or metaphorically asking for another golf ball only to send it into the lake.
Am I unpatriotic to rather see Take Me Out To The Ball Game and not G.B.A. Or am I an asshole?
@Spanky
Nightly, or daily during day games, I mute GBA. hate that shit. Not sure if I hate jingoism or religion more. It's a close call. This song has both.
I dislike GBA now that it is every game, everywhere. Enough to make tou love the Jays.
^you
Lilly served that shit up
Lilly pitching in Wrigley was never going to be a good idea. Man can he give up some homers.
I like my religion but hate GBA.
Death by 1000 cuts? Well, hopefully less than 4 anyway.
Time to crack open a beer (Torre Sighting)
NO-tel!!!
Has the team called up any pitchers yet? Or have they only brought Ellis and Raffy back?
"fewer" Mr. C!
#DustyBakerIsMyCopyEditor
Icon! He's an icon! He's an icon! She's an icon! Icon!
(points to Dotel)
No-con!
@ MLASF
No and then yes.
@Spanky, Mr. C & DB - I'm on your side. Why with the GBA every day? Are we the Yankees or something? Let Nancy Bea play some America the Beautiful on the organ.
Dammit, just bring up Link and Ely already, Ned.
I'm unreligion but I respect everyone's faith. But the way G.B.A. is rammed down our throats because of 9/11 like if we are idiots to forget is maddening.
PLEASE WIN THIS GAME
Yikes, it's 4-2 now!
Come on Dodgers!
Wait, when did T-Slick go on the DL?
Lilly, What Gives!
FURK FUCRK FUCK FUCK
YOU SUCK DOTEL WE WANT JMAC
I'm blaming Loney if we lose this game. That trip on the basepaths cost us an extra run.
We Want Betty White!
What's a furk?
Dotel literally hasn't thrown a good pitch since we obtained him. It's either a ball->walk or a HR.
My STOOPID TORRE finger is itching.
Dotel hasn't had one swing and miss yet.
Torre to the mound again.
Another beer for you, Spanky
Neal ElAttrache is back.
Why fucking now Torre? Ya pa Que?
I was at a party and the score was 4-0. I came home to watch the last 5 innings, and as soon as I started watching we started licking rim. Should I go back to the party?
You must make party for us to make party.
@ Karen
This is the best late game beer drinking game ever created
Did that maqke sense?
Dotel needs to be left off the playoff roster when we win the division.
(I've decided to go full-on delusional for September.)
Dotel is the Pirates revenge for the Manny trade. Neil Huntington is a fickle SOB.
HELLUVA PLAY, Wide Eyes.
We also will need some sort of RMart/Barajas hybrid.
@Dusty - Go back! For the love of God Bless America, go back!
How are those Firestones treating you, Josh?
I had several Dos XX at a housewarming party (not the one Karina is at now) and got home to a nice 24oz Red Stripe. I have to say I'm really into these strange-bottled treats that Red Stripe puts out.
#beerstatus
Hurry Dusty, go back to your party!
How did Piazza have such a big bat and such a small arm all at the same time?
@DB: The Union Jacks have treated me well, thank you for asking. They've got a decent kick (7.5%), so two have me just right.
Wow, this game is tantalizingly close for the Giants. They can probably already taste the victory...
@Josh - Light weight! (though seriously, don't drink and drive kids)
@Sax
That's not victory the Jints are tasting; it's my ass.
#tellmehowmyasstasteoysterpubes
So hows that third one, Josh?
Come on, Brox. I believe.
9th inning
Hang on everyone
I have a feeling this will be embarrassing.
That Farmer John Banner is giving me a calm effect.
If Broxton walks Guillen, then I concede defeat.
I can be a lightweight at times, which is surprising considering my 6'5", 270 lb. frame. Other times, I can drink and drink and feel nothing. It's weird.
If Ross gets on base, then I concede defeat.
Brox had become a disciple of The Beard.
@Josh - Sounds like a roofie problem.
Also, Brox, mix in a slider or two.
GOLDEN SOMBRERO BITCH.
then a bad call at first.
I'm catching up.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !
Dint concede defeat, MLASF. That was as close as can be.
Beginning of the end.
I CONCEDE DEFEAT
I know I'm late, but Josh is 6'5"?
He's really Broxton?
Why are the Dodgers so fucked?
I CONCEDE DEFEAT
Broxton.
Enough said.
goddammit.
DEFEAT IS THE FUTURE OF THIS ORGANIZATION!
I knew it. Dammit to hell but I knew it.
Knew it.
We haven't had a walk-off since June 2. We're overdue.
(Back to delusional mode.)
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
That is on me. I requested the slider. I will now kill myself via alcohol poisoning.
*hangs head in shame*
This team is such a heartbreaker
Well we are guaranteed to win tomorrow because it's an espn game. You know those always go well for us.
to paraphrase a fine movie, broxton would have a better chance playing pick up sticks with his buttcheeks than of picking up a save.
@ Jason
Kick some dirt too
I'm posting on MOKM only from now on.
No, I'm not.
But goddammit. This is a bunch of shit.
Le sigh
Loney screwed us out of that extra run.
*taps foot waiting for beer to get cold*
Can I go ahead and post my game song?
Hi, I'm Jon Broxton.
I used to be effective.
@RBN
Hope you will be able to tell when it gets cold!
WASH YOUR HAIR, TIMMEH!!!!
Not only should your beer have mountains to turn blue, the box that carries the beer should have a hole in it so you could see said mountains.
FATSO'S STILL FAT
DAMMIT
That last one was for Sandoval, not you DB.
Yes, I know when it's cold. I don't need a smart can on a shit-assed beer.
*goes to check*
"Broxton Sucks" - The Casual Fan Band
Where was that slider when Uribe was batting? God Bless America Damnit!
WHAT THE FUCK IS ON WILSON'S FACE?
I've decided I don't care for this team.
I need to get some stats so I prove to you all that Broxton did not really blow that fucking save.
Then I'll write a few paragraphs about it.
PINCH RUN FOR LA BARBA!
My figures say that Kemp wins the game right here.
*gets beer*
@RBN
Also, give MLASF and me shit about it.
If Kemp hits a homer here I will dance in the streets naked.
COme on, Matty! I believe!*
*For now
THANK GOD NO NAKED SPORTS FAN
That was not a "drive to center."
It was a pop-up.
We're fucked. By "we're" I mean us, the fans.
MATT KEMP IS THE FUTURE OF THIS ORGANIZATION!
Oh, wait...
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