John Ely (4-8, 5.00) vs. Daniel Hudson (6-1, 1.65).
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COMMENTS: In the past two days, the Dodgers have posted dominating wins over fifty percent of their division rivals. In the past two days, Kuroda & Kuo & Kershaw & Kenley have been at the top of their game. In the past two days, we got a taste of the 2008 & 2009 Dodgers.
In the past two days, Frank & Jamie McCourt continued to beat each other senseless in court. In the past two days, the first-place Giants outscored their opponents 15-1. In the past two days, not much has changed. Including my inability to think of new Game Thread topics.
Are we dead yet? Time for a drink!
81 comments:
Two alcohol-free days per week? What kind of blasphemy is this?
This isn't Steve Dilbeck's blog!
S. Ditty 6
D. Baker 3
MLASF 7
rbnlaw 5
M. Breanie 4
Josh S. 8
Mr. F 9
Spanks 2
Mr. C 1
I've got the karen/karina duo off the bench, if needed.
Paul could come in at any time.
Jason has been sent to the pen.
Orel 1st base coach
Sax 3rd base coach
EK Bench coach
DD bullpen coach
AC Batting coach
Lasorda, get me a fucking beer.
What's the sign for "hit him in the neck", skip?
I'll let someone else post the lineup, but it's essentially Andre and the Topes. (Featuring Ryan Theriot and Reed Johnson.)
@sax
Anytime after sunset is OK, though, right?
Oeltjen-CF
Theriot-2B
Ethier-RF
Lindsey-1B
Mitchell-3B
Johnson-LF
Ellis-C
Hu-SS
Ely-P
I'm in left? Prepare to see exploits that make Jay Gibbons look like Carl Crawford.
I get to collect shinguards!
But what's your caption?
Mr. C:
nose-ear-chin-nose-middlefinger.
If I go ear-nose-chin-nose-mf, the pitch goes in his ribs.
DAMMIT!
I'm gonna need a catcher. Spanky is too hungover to go.
Someone go get Booger.
Greetings Boys and Girls!!
@rbn--I'm ready to go Skip, call my number anytime!
Let's hope for a little Elymania magic tonite
@karen,
If I had a nickel for every time I heard that form girls when I was younger.
Ely starts solid, ends up shaky in the first.
A lot like jello.
BTW, I put the two Razorbacks at the top of the order hoping for upset magic. Unfortunately, the Tide overtook that idea.
#gobruins.
^from.
Yay Rox! Beat up on those orange and black bastards!!
What were the Dodgers thinking, giving up Tony Abreu for Jon Garland?
@MLASF
From your lips to God's ears.
OSU and Boise State all tied up at 7.
Did I mention THE BRUINS WENT TO AUSTIN AND STOMPED THE HORNS today?
I love my Horns, but the Bruins are my first team.
A quick beer I.V. and I'm back behind the plate.
@ Mr.C
When I grab my crotch*,nail them in the cabeza
*Michael Jackson styles
I may regret saying this later, but I think BSU is overrated.
Thank gawd, I got my own battletoad back.
La Roche gets one in the ribs.
Thunder down under!
That blue field is going to make me puke
We scored!
Let's make party
That smurf turf is really distracting.
I may be taking the overrated comment back sooner than I thought.
BSU is dominating.
Epale y'all!
Epale Josh!
"Another myth is that, mistaking the blue field for a large body of water, birds have flown into the blue turf and to their deaths. Although Broncos coach Chris Petersen claimed to have found a dead duck on the field in 2007,[13] the origin of the duck on the field has never been confirmed."
I thought it was true. Huh.
I really hate Stephen Drew
Hu?
I called for a beanball DAMMIT
D'oh.
So much for the Elymania magic I was hoping for.
Who the hell is Cole Gillespie and why isn't he solving mysteries in the Bayou?
I should come up with my own salutation when I show up to game threads.
Sweet, we're losing. Suck it, Mets!
Three more losses will clinch a losing season.
Can we make party if the Rox beat the jints??
Heck, I'm not picky. We can make party if the Twins beat the Tigers. Or vice versa even!
Wisconsin beats Austin Peay! Make party!
We just have to face the fact that we root for a terrible baseball team.
Beanball mang, throw a Beanball
RANCHO WHOGIVESAFUCKIENDO
Wow, we kinda suck.
@MLASF--Fact faced. We love a terrible team with somewhat questionable heart at times.
Did Vin say Mike Hampton? He still has an arm?
@Spanky--Apparently he doesn't.
If Mitchell comes through right now, I'll still hate the fuck
HATE YOU
SUCK IT, METS
WTF is this alcohol free theory that you speak of? I for one am appalled.
@RBN 4.34pm
I think you mean the "robs" not the "ribs."
@RBN
BTW, thanks for the Razorback love. Alas, it wasn't to be. I missed most of it as I was on a plane. We were way up when I landed, then as I started watching we let it slip away. Moral of the story: Flying west to east on American dictates positive Razorback mojo. Kimpton Hotel happy hour has the opposite effect.
And John Lindsey has a broken hand from a HBP.
Not our year, baby, not our year.
Not Your Year - The Weepies
Lindsey a broken hand? There clearly is no god.
SF 9
COL 9
bot 10
GINTS LOSE!!!!!
Welcome back to first place, Pads!
One team in Denver, there's only one team in Denver!
#FcukYouJints
Oh no MLB dih-unt! Headline on MLB.com:
"Tu' legit to quit: Rockies shake up NL West"
"At 'Witz End: Rockies shake up NL West"
" 'Zki Lift: Rockies shake up NL West"
"Troy Story: Rockies shake up NL West"
Soviet style:
"Perestroyka: Rockies shake up NL West"
Brian Wilson takes the loss for the Giants in extras.
Wow
" 'Lo and Behold: Rockies shake up NL West"
Tulo Too Much for Giants to Handle
"GIANTS SUCK: Rockies shake up NL West"
"GIANTS SUCK"
"itz a Miracle: Rockies shake up NL West"
"Giants are an awful franchise and shouldn't advance to postseason play; Oh, and Rockies Win, Too"
timmy and the jintz were apparently bitching about the humidor-treated baseballs during yesterday's game according to mlb.com. leading to a heated exchange between rox and jint fans. my favorite barb thrown has to be from jint fan Hardball510.
"@rcringer, how do you know it's impossible? Is the camera on the balls the whole time? ARe you the bat boy? YOU DON"T KNOW unless you personally handle the balls!"
indeed. suck on that, mr. rcringer!
Giants fans know a lot about balls.
Especially Timmeh.
Giants fans are obsessed with handling balls.
Ducky Bumps - Count Basie
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