Saturday, September 04, 2010

Sucks To Be You

Boy, it would really be depressing if we were on the precipice of making the playoffs, and our arch-rival was knocking us further behind in the race.

I'm just saying.

20 comments:

Fred's Brim said...

If recent history is any indicator, we will lose big today and lose a ballache tomorrow. If real history is any indicator, the Giants will gag on their own oyster pubes.

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

I prefer real history.

Steve Sax said...

OYSTER PUBES IS THE FUTURE OF THEIR ORGANIZATION

Fred's Brim said...

is OYSTER PUBES singular or plural?

Dusty Baker said...

Since it's an anagram of a name, which would take a singular, then OYSTER PUBES probably follows that construct. So sayeth Dusty Manual of Style, 45th edition.

Paul said...

You stay classy San Diego.

Josh S. said...

Pods losing again?

Fuck the Wild Card. I want the division now.

Dusty Baker said...

Fuck the division. I want the league now.

Dusty Baker said...

Umph. No Kemp in the lineup today.

Josh S. said...

Fuck the league. I want that gold thingy with the flags on it.

Dusty Baker said...

Fuck that gold thingy with the flags on it. I want a cold beer for this hot day.

Spanky said...

What? No KKemp? I finally get a chance to watch a full game in a week and I won't be able to see KKemp strikeout. What is this bloody world coming to?

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

Fuck the cold beer. I want multiple cold beers.

Dusty Baker said...

@Spank

There is a large body of Kemp striking out work out there that is available for viewing, I'm sure.

Having said that, I hope he goes 5-5 with 2HRs.

Dusty Baker said...

Fuck the multiple cold beers. I want multiple cold beers and a World Series trophy.

Spanky said...

@ Dusty

True, but there is nothing more thrilling than seeing him do it live.

Dusty Baker said...

True, Spank. You can tell your grandkids about it.

Spanky said...

I want multiple cold beers on ice in the Stanley Cup.

Neeebs said...

Screw the Stanley Cup and the 24 pack of cold beer.

I want Penelope Cruz.

rbnlaw said...

Beer. It's what for dinner.