Clayton Kershaw (12-10, 2.85) vs. Jason Hammel (10-8, 4.45 ERA).
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COMMENTS: Bit of a paradox today: Expectations couldn't be lower for the Dodgers, yet hopes couldn't be higher for Kershaw — especially after his last start, a CG shutout of the Giants. Tell you what, Clayton: Toss a perfect game today and we'll forgive the rest of the Dodgers' season. Deal?
Sax here. As a glutton for punishment, I'm heading back to the Stadium again today.
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Redzone channel free preview on the dish
Other than that:
Class is in session Dittster
I still wish for a .500 season
Epale everyone!
Furcal-6
Kemp-8
Ethier-9
Gibbons-7
Blake-5
Loney-3
Theriot-4
Barajas-2
Kershaw-1
Kemp batting second...interesting. KempKershaw is having a Kempgasm as we speak!
SADGASM RUUUUUULES
I'll have you know Dusty that I have a Kempgasm EVERY DAY of EVERY WEEK.
I think that Kemp should have batted eighth more often this season.
Just a thought.
I wish I could have a Kempgasm more often.
I'm going to think that Smack Talk in Game Threads is an expression of affection.
I would say so.
We mock because we care.
RT @SI_JonHeyman sometimes, i think america's 2nd favorite sport, after football, is fantasy football
I dare to say some weirdos love more fantasy football than "real football".
Not that I know someone like that ;)
DON'T MOCK ME, KARINA
@Mr LASF baby, you know I love you truly, madly, deeply, 'till the end of time!
I was actually mocking myself but if you want to join me, you're more than welcome.
Is there a baseball game today?
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
FINALLY...Theriot is out of the #2 spot.
Eh, who cares.
WHORES!!
Cowboys suck. Barely any of my picks are covering right now. Why do I join pools?
I'm in a pool of my own blood right now.
My quarterback is underperforming, I'm so benching him next week.Peterson is my new BFF, matando la liga!
Spanky, at least your team is doing better than mine :(
@ Karina
I'm regretting not being devious enough to make that trade for Peterson with you.
@ Karina
Look at the score of my game. I'm getting bitch slapped back to Mexico and I'm American born and bred.
One question, the Steelers D is so good that they have annulled my QB?
Spanky, at least you have 5 players to play.You have hope. My QB is on NEGATIVE points and he's the only one I've got so I'm currently shopping the available quarterbacks.
It's a combination of good Steeler D and a not so good Vince Young. I'm not sold on him.
Thanks Spanky, now I'm freaking about my next week's QB and I have an excess of WR and RB. I can work a trade...it wouldn't hurt if I can get an extra kicker.
Watching the Bears at Cowboys, and getting a very "Close Encounters of the Third Kind" vibe from the giant alien spaceship scoreboard.
The Professor is not winning, he's kicking Spanky all the way to the Malvines.
Disclaimer: it's gonna take a while for me to trade, remember I'm new on this.
*gives Karina the middle finger*
I'll trade you Brett Favre, Karina.
I'd be willing to offer Carson Palmer for the right deal.
@ Karina
I have a good back-up QB and my WR's suck. Let me think about it. I won't burn you. I'll do you right.
Spanky, I didn't mean to insult you :(
Favre bothers me, but we can work something Mr LASF.
I'll also contemplate Spanky's and Mr C's offers.
I'm just being silly, K.
The Cowboys might be looking for another kicker soon, too.
Bears score!
How bout dem Cowboys
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
It might not hurt the Cowboy's to get a new coach. Unfortunately there are not many who are willing to be a puppet for Jones. Jimmy Johnson was the last one we had who had the balls to do his own thing.
@ MB
How bout dem Cowboys
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Spank
Trash talk all you want but I'm still not giving up on them. Every dog has their day :D
"I'm in a pool of my own blood right now." - Spanky
Highlight reel fantasy football commentary.
At the Stadium!
@ Karina
My back up QB's stock is rising. You might pay dearly for a trade.
@ MB
Unfortunately my dogs never left their house
Break it down live for us, Saxy!
It's not over till it's over. Remember that anything can happen on any given day.
I have to leave folks. Dusty, stay exactly where you are. You are not allowed to move.
Hi Everyone!!
I don't understand how the fantasy football works, but it looks like you are all having fun!
@ Karen
It's a wild scene
@ Saxy
I give you props for being at the game. Got alot grit
how good are the 49's? is it normal to feel hate agaisnt any SF team?
C'mon Kid, settle down
Niner's are middle-of-the-road. I'm ambivalent about them.
@Karina
For me, yes. I hate all teams in Frisco by virtue of my hate for the jints
I don't really care about the 9ers.
I hate the niners the same way I hate the giants
I'm debating between wanting Kershaw doing his best and CarGo fighting for a hitting championship
Padres losing 4-1, giants-brewers just started
Anyone trust the veetle download from atdhe.net
@Spanky I don't know what you're talking about but I watched the AC Milan game there yesterday.
@ Karina
It wants me to download a veetle video player to watch the Ram game but I don't trust downloads.
@Spanky I didn't need to download anything
I should have used the Bronco D.
FUUUUUCCCKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!
Guest fashion Police commentary: I dig baby blue uniforms. Currently watching Angels-Rays
I am done with Jay Gibbons
@ Karina
Usually you don't but for some reason it does for this game. It did that to me the other day for the Dodger game too
It's just the first inning, Rockies enjoy those runs, you won't score anymore.
just checking in, did tulo hit another HR.
@ spanky, veetle should be safe. its just a video streamer
Atta way Dre!!!
Ah who cares.
Should I say it?
WANING GIBBONS
Mother of crap. I wanted Kershaw to finish the season with a ERA lower than 3.
Kershaws ERA was the only thing i had left to root for.
Kershaw's ERA is going to get shot...great.
well at least i can devote all of my time to football now.
Today's looking like elimination day.
Ryan Matthews is done
@Mr LASF 1:36 PM I care 'till the last out of the season
It's amazing that Kershaw has an ERA as low as he does with 3 outing allowing 6+ runs this year.
He's that good, David
Gibbons is soooooooo bad in left. Where is Manny?
Gibbons is soooooooo bad in left. Where is Manny?
The bloodbath continues
I scored a point. Shonn Greene your my hero
P.Ditty-100
Moi-22
Got a fat target on my back so bring the best you got and kick a man while he's down. I would.
I'm saving smack talk until after I've got at least as many wins as losses.
6-2 now, Theriot RBI!
let's be patient and wait 'till they turn the table
what are you talking about, Mr C? I think you're going to be the best team this week.
C'mon, you losers, lose so you can jump Houston.
Mr C is 35 points back of the Professor for most points.
Admiral Ackbar collects a RBI and 75,000 dollars!
Holy crap, are we actually staging a rally?
Don't strike out, Kemp.
Kemp'd
Well, he didn't strike out.
@karina
I'm scoring plenty of points, but I still haven't won.
suddenly Mr C, you just have give me a glimmer of hope. My score depends on the Saints D.
Paul is whooping my butt :(
Wow, three runs that inning... Still 6-4 though
Who has the chargers D? They are killing the Jags.
KILL KILL KILL
Bison is game!
When was the last time Ethier and Kemp homered in the same game?
Dotel in the mound, time to score some runs!
In Dote's gameday pic he still has a Dodger cap.
Things are so bad at Dodger Stadium, they've brought back the insipid hat shuffle.
9-2 Giants, so they will re-take first
Bean CarGo!!!!
Hah. The Dodger game is still going and nobody cares.
this will cut our elimination number to 1?
I care...but I can't say a thing
We've already been eliminated from the Wild Card. A loss will cut the division number to one.
@nicj
No, I think this would be elimination.
I'm in desperate need of a wake from the 2010 season :(
Furcal doubles, there's hope!
hey! a tie!
Dammit, now how are we supposed to jump Houston? HOW?
gibbons can redeem himself
Kemp?
NEW GAME IN THE 9TH!
remember last year when kemp scored from second on a sac bunt?
those were the days.
If you told me John Ireland was from Minnesota, I'd believe you.
Oh Snap! Tied score
YAY FREE LOUSY BASEBALL
Yech.
free baseball with no more relievers left in the bullpen!!
Time for Ely to shine!
Take one game at the time: isn't it great this game was 6-1?
GIDP
*sigh*
broxton is in.
Game over.
I know you can do this, Brox
Hell no Broxton again
Here comes the go-ahead run.
I'd like to order the Broxton with a Flat Breezy on the side.
Brox allows Rancho Ardiendo
I think most fans would choose Broxton out of all the core players to be traded.
Brox just allowed three walks in 0.2 IP, if it wasn't for that magical GID, we might be losing the game
He needs a shrink. It's all in his head.
what if Brox pulls a Bills-alike comeback in 2011?
There's something wrong with his arm. He only hit 97 once during the entire inning.
Bean CarGo for the loss
Joe's just begging for a grand slam.
they would probably be better just shutting him down for the year
WHERE IS YOUR MVP NOW?
Silly CarGo. Tips are for kids.
¡Siéntate CarGo!
Of Course Breezy comes in for the strikeout
He hit 97? It's a miracle!
well he did hit 97 once, but it was a fastball for ball 4 so that hardly counts.
You should call up DodgerTalk and say that, Nic. It would be a welcome breath of sanity on that otherwise drivel-infested show.
Ken included.
ken is too busy calling Manny a poopie head.
That and making cracks about Sarah Palin.
Gameday totally skipped over Reed Johnson's single.
remember when andre was the walk off king?
cowards
Let's play "How will they blow this one?"
Bases juiced for the guy batting .636 on the month. Yeah, that can't come back to bite you.
just hit a HR Ellis!!
which for him is just a long fly ball.
MANNYMANNYMANNYMANNY Oh wait.....
AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ
I'm calling an Ellis walkoff, even though I want the Dodgers to lose.
should have been ball four right there.
stupid ump
that asshole tulo almost caught that.
its nice to see the guys happy.
I called it.
Could Ellis be better than Martin?
Why are they celebrating like they won the world series *nods head*
A.J. Ellis, ladies and gentlemen!
Ellis has as many walkoffs as Andre.
elimination number still at 2!!
Survival counts for something.
it's a walkoff! go Blue!
MLASF: "I'm calling an Ellis walkoff"
Well done, sir.
What is this strange, how you call it..."win" that you celebrate? Now you make party, right, according to custom?
According to @bvenezolano in 1962, the Dodgers had the NL MVP (Maury Willis) and the NL CY (Don Drysdale) and they didn't make the playoffs
Singha beer for 5.99/six pack up in dis bish! - Dusty Baker
^ that's my song for the night ^
we make party!
Beastie Boys- You Gotta Fight Your Right To Party
Dusting off the dust from harvest.
Apathetic about the Dodgers and pissed about the Rams. Wait that should be the other way around.
The LA County Fair is kind of of a crock.
Wow this really was AJ's weekend. Rushing for plus 150 and a walk off hit today.
the petting zoo and dinosaur exhibit is cool
The Giants' offense looks awful.
All the animals in the petting zoo looked like they were ready to die from the heat.
then they are just recycled to the food booths.
@Paul
You mean you hadn't played that Neil Young CD in awhile?
Nothing in the whole wide world could force me to go to a county fair.
the giants run defense is terrible
^ football
Son of a bitch, this game is going exactly the wrong way for me.
That's Eli's only completion today.
Eli's a freaking mess
You can say that again, Spank.
DAMMIT
^ I pre-"DAMMIT'd" for the 200th comment.
Yes, I'm bored.
the worse Eli is the better my chances
C'mon Peyton throw it to the LHWG
I'm getting closer, P.Ditty.
*curls back in fetal position*
bradshaw just cost somebody some fantasy points
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