A.J. Burnett (0-0, -.--) vs. Pedro Martinez (0-0, -.--).
Watching the World Series without the Dodgers is like watching your ex-girlfriend marrying George Clooney: You should feel joy, but you really feel mostly impotent bilious rage. So we'll understand if you want to pop in a copy of Bluetopia instead of watching tonight.
For the rest of you masochists, this Game Thread's for you. Have at it!