Looking at this picture of Matt Kemp signing autographs before yesterday's game at PETCO Park, I can practically hear Barry White crooning in the background. Look carefully and you can see three women devouring Kemp with their eyes — not that Matty is exactly discouraging the attention. Apparently a smile and eye contact can work wonders. Is that the sound of ovaries dropping?
In the wider shot of this same picture, notice how Andre Ethier is doing his best to dampen his natural charms. Mrs. Ethier would approve:
photo by Jon SooHoo/Dodgers