Saturday, September 26, 2009

Game 155 Thread: Sept 26 @ Pie Rats, 4p

Randy Wolf (11-6, 3.24) vs. Paul Maholm (8-9, 4.46).
DODGERS' MAGIC NUMBERS: 1 (to make playoffs), 3 (to win division)

So a man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when I do this."

The doctor replies, "_________________________!"

332 comments:

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Dusty Baker said...

Smack a bitch up, Thome!

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

Thome: Suck it, Giambi. I'm the best DH/1B turned PH out there.

Nic j said...

they probably could have thrown him out from left at first if they tried.

Dusty Baker said...

Sis-in-law: "Wow, my headache went away."

Dusty Baker said...

^ re our late-inning success

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

That was no strike

Nic j said...

"Where the fuck were all those runs earlier"

Wolf mutters to himself while in the visitors clubhouse while reenacting the Darth Vader Luke Skywalker Lightsaber duel from The Empire Strikes Back with action figures.

Dusty Baker said...

Now let's finish this up in time for us to be able to watch evening college football.

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

Another full count.

Nic j said...

DB, that game is going to be UHHHHG-LEEEE.

I feel a little bad for wazzu

Nic j said...

pierre needs to hit a HR at PNC in sept like last year.

Dusty Baker said...

It is going to be ugly, but will nonetheless give me an excuse to sit around and drink beer and yell at the TV for another few hours.

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

@DB - You need an excuse to shout at the TV?

Dusty Baker said...

No, MLASF, no excuse really needed. Just don't feel quite so insane in doing so if there is actually a reason.

Nic j said...

Hopefully Elbert can make it through an inning without giving up a HR

Dusty Baker said...

He can if he only pitches to one batter!

Mr. Customer said...

Bullpen discovers strike zone, claims for king of Spain.

Nic j said...

Elbert puts a Pinch in on the mound?

Nic j said...

what the hell happened to our bullpen?

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

The Dodgers have caught a serious case of suckitis. If not treated immediately, it can become terminal. Symptoms include terrible bullpens, awful clutch hitting, and the inability to trade good players for good prospects.

rbnlaw said...

I swear, there's only so much beer I can drink.

Then I sleep.

Nic j said...

Tron is lucky that ball wasnt hit into the seats.

Dusty Baker said...

@MLASF

I think my lincecum is irritated. Is there a shot for that?

Dusty Baker said...

@RB

Whatever beer you don't drink, I can help pick up the slack.

Dusty Baker said...

Send more Don Ramon tequila - NOT!

rbnlaw said...

Sorry I had to check out for a while.

Thanks to Mr. C for the cavalier attitude change.

Let's close this shit out now.

Mr. Customer said...

@rbnlaw

"...I can only drink so much beer..."

Interesting hypothesis. I will begin a study immediately. It will be quite thorough.

Nic j said...

Send us a better Don Ramon Troncoso Reliever.

rbnlaw said...

DB,
I'm down to about 3 Buds left in the fridge, then I mooch off the neighbors. Explains my popularity.

Dusty Baker said...

Mr. C-

Please include me in your research.

Dusto_Magnifico said...

Dodgers clench!

Nic j said...

manny had a great night tonight.

Dusty Baker said...

RB, that's dangerously low considering there are still other sports on the telly this evening, and it's also on 7:01 PM PT.

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

@Dusty - I advise 30 cc's of hobo attire, stat.

Nic j said...

"Dodgers clench"

you might want to ask Dr. MLASF about that problem.

rbnlaw said...

@Mr.C,
There was a thread at a fitness site I used to post on where they debated the merits of dousing with cold water after a hot shower. The best post was from a guy who said he was experimenting with drinking ice cold beer while soaking in a hot tub.

I tried it. It works.

Dusto_Magnifico said...

oops one more inning.

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

@Nic - Just call me DLASF

Nic j said...

Will do.

rbnlaw said...

Is Dusto getting the super-high-speed feed on his satellite?

DB,
we're also going out for Mexican food after the game where I will drink Negro Modello and watch Wazzu gamely try to compete with the Troglodytes.

rbnlaw said...

Is Kemp going into a funk on us?

Nic j said...

kemp might not even be able to keep his AVG above 300.

Quick sit him for the rest of the season!!

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

Belly 2.0! We can rebuild him!

rbnlaw said...

Belly goes Yard

Nic j said...

mama there goes that man!!

oh wait wrong sport.

Dusty Baker said...

Negro Modelo is a fine, fine swill.

Yeah, Belly #2!

rbnlaw said...

OK, Nic, I was just sayin'. He seems to press when he doesn't need to, then gets into that down on himself funk.
But we could sit him and get him some rest.

Dusto_Magnifico said...

mini-manny at it again. the heat is on!

rbnlaw said...

DB,
The place we go to, Super Mex in Fullerton, has NM on tap.
Super fine.

fanerman said...

Hot stuff, coming through!

Nic j said...

RBN, i was being kinda serious. Im not to sure his avg is going to stay above 300, its been steadily going down.

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

Are we past the point where we care what happens to the Rox? I think we are, and all we have to focus on are the Phiwlls and Cahds.

Nic j said...

im rooting for the rox right now.

rbnlaw said...

OK Nic, no sweat.
He might end up sub .300, but still, as they are discussing on TV, end up 2nd or 3rd in MVP voting.

If the West Coast writers vote.

Mr. Customer said...

@MLASF,NicJ

I'd rather have the Rockies in than the Braves, frankly.

Nic j said...

1 on no outs for the brews in the bot 9, and they have the heart O' the order up.

Dusty Baker said...

Hmmm..don't know Super Mex in Fullerton. Mrs. Dusty is from Buena Park so I'll see if she knows it.

rbnlaw said...

@MLASF,
Agree, we're in as of tonight. Now secure HFA by winning as many as you can.

Nic j said...

yeah I dont like how we played against the braves this year.

Dusty Baker said...

Mill-uh-wah-KAY just won it.

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

I'd like to see the Rox get in just to stick it to all the guys talking about the "NL Worst"

rbnlaw said...

@DB,
Tell her it's at the corner of Harbor and Orangethorpe. Used to be a Shakey's about 11 years ago.

Nic j said...

does Peewee look fatter to anyone?

Nic j said...

Brews win!

rbnlaw said...

Nic,
We were OK against the Braves. I believe .500

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

Braun with the walkoff! The Sillies lose!

Nic j said...

nah they won the season series 4-3

Mr. Customer said...

dos mas

rbnlaw said...

DY goes down.

Dusty Baker said...

It will pain her to hear of yet another Shakey's that went under, especially if it was one she went to as a little girl.

rbnlaw said...

OK, so go Braves!

rbnlaw said...

one to go

Mr. Customer said...

uno mas

rbnlaw said...

DB,
I doubt it. It was a horrible Shakey's. The one on Harbor and Ball is getting better.

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

Aren't all Shakies large, greasy pit-stains?

Dusty Baker said...

I'll bet there are Phiwwies blogs out there where people are posting "God damn fucking hell shit damn piss fuck off Lidge god fucking shit" kinda stuff and talking about how they may not do well in playoffs.

Nic j said...

PLAYOFFS!!!!!!!

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

I wonder what the record is for the Phils when they acquired Lee, and the record for the Dodgers after getting Sherrill

rbnlaw said...

Mr. C,
The Cavalier did it!

Mr. Customer said...

Hello #163

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

WE'RE GOING TO THE PLAYOFFS!

Dusty Baker said...

Shakeys fuckin rocks. Unles it is one owned by a shitty franchisee in a "bad" part of town that has gone down the tubes. But many still rule. And many also always have Dodgers games on their big screens.

rbnlaw said...

Dodgers Clench!

Sorry, Dusto, had to use it.

Nic j said...

ive never been to a nice shakeys. The mojo's are worth the trip.

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

Don't get me wrong, I like the food, but most look like they don't deserve their C rating.

Nic j said...

Alright everyone we are all meeting up at a Shakeys for some playoff games.

Dusty Baker said...

Again, it's down to what part of town the Shakeys is located.

rbnlaw said...

DB,
The Shakey's in BP (on Valley View) is where my daughter's basketball team had their post-season party.
It was pretty damn cool. Good food, and the other dad's bought a shit-load of beer.

Dusty Baker said...

Actually Shakeys has been the location for those Dodger meet-up thingies they did this season. I thin it was one on Century City.

Dusty Baker said...

RB-

That's so not like dad to sit around and order a lot of beer in a pizza parlour.*

* I spelled it with a "u" because that's how the company spells it, so pls don't hang me MLASF.

Josh S. said...

POSTSEASON!!!

Also, I can't wait to buy $3 Bellywood tickets next year.

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

Damn British

Nic j said...

Why is the Trojan hispanic this year, and he needs to shave.

Dusty Baker said...

MLASF- Oh, the xenophobia!

Nic j said...

i was going to make a Ron Paul joke but its a little outdated to be making those.

Dusty Baker said...

Dodgers already sent out an official self-congratulation email to subscribers. I must admit it made me a little teary seeing that sweet NL Playoffs 2009 hoodie for sale.

Nic j said...

USC better not lose by one.

Dusty Baker said...

YGDRPGT

You're God Damned Right!

Dusto_Magnifico said...

DODGERS CLENCH!!!

Dusty Baker said...

See what happens when one disparages the opposing team's name on the GT headline?

Nic j said...

USC looks alot better when they thrown the ball

Dusty Baker said...

well, this game (USC) is over already.

Steve Sax said...

It's funny you guys are mentioning Shakeys. I just took my family to the one on SaMo last night (in Hollywood) , and it quite frankly sucked.

Dusty Baker said...

@ NicJ

And when Barkley is the one throwing it.

Dusty Baker said...

Damn, Sax, you're raining on my Shakey's parade, accurate as I'm sure your take is.

Steve Sax said...

Rox lose to Cards

Nic j said...

they are still a very sloppy football team

Dusty Baker said...

Somewhere out there Joe Beimel is ordering a drink that he will eventually cut his hand on.

Dusty Baker said...

A toast!

http://pic.gd/a09984

[John SooHoo]

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

Where are all the Sons?

Dusty Baker said...

I guess we're in charge, MLASF. Party in the GT!

JuanLove said...

look at the background in that pic.
Tron has a fro, sick


the cards clinched tonight. the hats they have during the celebration, have a green underbill.
nice

i wish the on field hats had the green under instead of black

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

Woot-woot! I guess Sax won't mind me drinking some of his fine scotch! Let's order some pay-per-view! It's all us, baby!

Dusty Baker said...

Clown porn on Sax's credit card!

Dusty Baker said...

JL, yeah eagle on the green underbill bit. Did you see we were just talking about that in the Brimology post a day or two ago?

JuanLove said...

yeah i saw it, thats why i brought it up

i love when stuff like that happens.

remember the other day kemp almost got an inside the park hr in Washington

that same day i was wondering if we would get one this year.

Dusty Baker said...

eagle eye i meant

Dusty Baker said...

I have been having a feeling that Pierre would hit his annual HR but have been wrong, obviously. Now if he hits one I can't say I predicted it.

JuanLove said...

i remember he almost had one in Philly

that was his best shot

Dusty Baker said...

JP has actually been almost hitting it TOO hard lately. Not to complain, cause he's solid, but I was drifting off to sleep the other night and was thinking this: he's hitting it so hard a lot lately that it's carrying to the outfielders. Usually he either slaps it through the infield or bloops it between infield and outfield. But if he puts everything into it and hits it on the nose, it goes to an OF.

Perhaps he should lay off the weights! I know, I know, I have way too much time on my hands to think about this stuff.

Dusty Baker said...

NicJ-

Hilarious story about the jerky counter at the county fair!

Nic j said...

clinching the division is going to be akward this year. The "Official" number is 2 so if they win tomorrow are they just going to hang around in the clubhouse for the colorado game to end? Or if they lose and Col wins they can take it with a win on monday, but that game is in the freaking morning our time. So will they be spraying Mimosa's on each other?

Anyways, i guess it cant be as weird as last years celebration. Going into the game knowing the the snakes already eliminated themselves by losing and the dodgers lose to the Pads and still celebrate anyways.

I was at that game, it was still a whole lot of fun. Manny throwing gum out to the crowd was hilarious.

JuanLove said...

http://mlb.mlb.com/la/photogallery/year_2009/month_09/day_26/cf7178576.html

kemp wears a beast mode shirt
i didnt know that. awesome

Nic j said...

I didnt know that Torre had a little Captain in him.

Dusty Baker said...

I hope Beard Mode doesn't pull a hammy raising his champagne glass!

Dusty Baker said...

Great point about clinching for sure on Monday. I can see them spraying Mr. and Mrs. T Bloody Mary Mix on each other and throwing celery sticks around.

Dusty Baker said...

Oh, shit. I just spilled red wine on Mrs. Sax's white carpet. I'm so dead when the Sons get home.

Nic j said...

RUN!!

Nic j said...

blame it on Lasorda.

Dusty Baker said...

It smells like Otto's jacket on the patio.

Orel said...

What are all these people doing in my house? Move to the PGT! Git!

Dusty Baker said...

*pretending like I'm fast asleep in bed*

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