Monday, September 21, 2009

Beautiful People at Dodger Stadium Just Reinforcing Beautiful-People-in-L.A. Stereotype

Were you at Saturday's Dodger game? If so, you were only the second-most beautiful person there. Who came ahead of you? You decide:

"90210" cast members Matt Lanter, Jessica Lowndes (who sang "God Bless America" in the middle of the seventh inning) and Ryan Eggold at the game.

photo: Buckstop Media

21 comments:

Dusty Baker said...

How could such a beautiful woman wear such a hideous blouse?

Mr. Customer said...

She's hot and all, but she's got a football-shaped head that kinda freaks me out.

QuadSevens said...

I was at the game Saturday. When they showed Jessica Lowndes on the big screen I thought, "Who the hell is Jessica Lowndes?"

Steve Sax said...

Mr C, you nailed it. I'm not down with the Lowndes.

Mr. Customer said...

Sax,

Not that I have any room to talk, I've got a cranium like a blockhead, but I'm always here to offer shallow, aesthetic judgments.

Steve Sax said...

Football-shaped head?

I'm still punting.

Dusty Baker said...

Football shaped head. HAH! *closes office door*

Truly masterful insight, Mr. C.

I think I once posted a comment re: Bad Penny "And he is fat." you just don't get this kind of commentary elsewhere.

Dusty Baker said...

@ 4-7s:

Don't feel bad. I was completely unaware that 90210 existed in anything but re-runs.

Even Nine-oh trivia buffs like Mrs. Dusty, who was actually an extra in some episodes back in tha day, appear to be clueless. Or have grown up.

rbnlaw said...

She plays Raven or something like that.

Hey, I have a wife and 3 daughters. You can bet they watch that and Melrose Place. I, on the other hand, fall asleep on the couch.

BTW, she's no Megan Fox.

Mr. Customer said...

@Dusty,

Well, he IS fat...

Empirical observation is the bedrock on which you build your cogent analysis.

Dusty Baker said...

And her head DOES look like a football. I've looked at the picture a few times now, and it's very clear that she has footballheaditis.

If she doesn't watch it, it could spread and give her a scratchy Lincecum.

Dusty Baker said...

Oh Karina! We need your fashion take on this young woman's blouse. As previously stated, I say hideous.

karina said...

@Dusty Baker: i can't really say how hideous that blouse is, because i can't even see it well,since she's surrounded for those guys. The print is somehow familiar to me and i've been searching it with no success (just to help your point).

In theory, it's trendy because similar prints were all over the resort collections. My guess is you don't like it because the fit is somehow ill (not sure again) and it's not very age appropriate: too old for her, like she's borrowed it from her mother.

If it makes you feel better, i wouldn't wear that blouse.

karina said...

By the way, you guys complain a lot about the appearance of a very beautiful girl, you don't set the bar low for the rest of us, right?

karina said...

@Mr Customer: if you head looks like the blockheads' is because you are an encyclopedia, which is a compliment. Also, you brought up one of my favorite shows as a child :)

Delino DeShields said...

I was at Sunday's game and was convinced the second row of my section was all lower tiered porn stars.

Dusty Baker said...

@ Karina-

Making fun of people is a sport around here. Believe me, all football-shaped head and hideous blouse aside, I'm sure most of us find this young woman quite attractive and would be happy to show her a nice night out, if we weren't married. I wouldn't take our kidding too seriously.

Except about that blouse. It IS butt ugly. It looks like a Navajo blanket and has an arrow that points either up to her football head or, er, down, depending on how you interpret it. Then below that has some Charlie Brown shirt looking design. She shoulda left this one on the rack.

Mr. Customer said...

@karina

"...you guys complain a lot..."

Hence my qualifier. As objets d'art, everyone that I've ever met is a little flawed. Fortunately, we don't see our friends and loved ones that way, or it would be a pretty miserable existence.

Also, thanks! I do take that as a compliment. You are not the first correlate the size of my head to it's content;)

Mr. Customer said...

*its

Damn my overzealous punctuation. What kind of man can successfully pluralize objets d'art, and then not use the correct possessive of it.

karina said...

@Dusty got it...and the blouse is sort of unattractive, please don't compare it to Charlie Brown's shirt, you are messing with holy lore there.

@Mr Customer it's ok to mess with grammar, i do it all the time :)

You know what? you remind me of my Art and Design History teacher from college, she always had a tale of Greco-Roman tradition to tell. She is my favorite teacher ever.

Dusty Baker said...

That may be all fine and good, Karina, but it's no excuse for Mr. C to have messed up the proper usage of "its." This will go down on his permanent record and, according to prophecy, he will be flogged and set loose to roam outside the city gates for at least 40 days and/or nights.