Eric Milton (0-0, 4.50) vs. Aaron Cook (3-1, 4.68).
COMMENTS:
SoSG Sax: Hi, Eric. What's happening? We need to talk about your ERA reports.
Eric Milton: Yeah. My last start. I know, I know. Uh, Joe talked to me about it.
SoSG Sax: Yeah. Did you get that memo?
Eric Milton: Yeah. I got the memo. And I understand the policy, I need to last more than four innings and not give up the lead twice when I start a game. And the problem is just that I forgot the one time (which was my first start in two years following Tommy John surgery). And sure, you're starting me at Coors Field against a guy who pitched a four-hit shutout in his last start, but it's okay. I've already taken care of it, working out the kinks in my delivery and all, so it's not even really a problem anymore.
SoSG Sax: Uh,......yeah. It's just we're expecting better results on all of our ERA reports from our starting pitchers. So if you could go ahead and try to remember to last longer than four innings from now on, that'd be great. Or it's back to a windowless room in the basement for you, Milton--without your red stapler this time. All right!
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Fred's Brim - Wade has gotten murdered by outlying BABIP and %LOB. His FIP is actually almost 1/2 a run less this year than last.
almost...
Wade gets out of the jam
Wade escapes the inning.
If you look closely, he inherited a runner, he walked one batter but it looks like he dominated them.
Just sayin'
Orel, that ad is also hilarious!
Insane. BEAST MODE is playing out of his mind.
Beast Mode!
Beast Mode is every mode.
The O-Dog with an RBI-single. Beast Mode scores. 5-1 Dodgers.
dinker from O sends Beast home!
Cook is toast.
was that a smile from Juanny?
Anyone notice Eric Gagne signed with an independent league team?
http://slam.canoe.ca/Slam/Baseball/Canada/2009/05/26/9578191-qmi.html
BEAST MODE. Seriously, when did Juan Pierre remember how to hit?
Yeah, I read that on MLB Trade Rumors.
I would love to see Juan hit an IOP Cycle at Coors.
I wonder what Pierre's trade value is now?
Helton dings Dinger
"Game Over" seems like a distant memory.
How the mighty have fallen.
5-1. Sweet, thanks Beast!
Interference?
Steal is taken back.
Ethier with the K and interference. Can it get any worse?
SD & ARI scoreless in the fifth
Fielder's choice. Beard Mode replaces O-Dog at first, 2 away.
Orlando 91 - Cleveland 88
5:45 left in the 4th
Wow, Cavs really cut the lead down.
Cleveland catching up
2 more LOB
The Rockies have a couple of commercials that scream "let's abuse the mascot". Loved it!
Tron started with a walk...
On the verge of another.
Borderline!
jeez Tron. throw strikes
You know Rasheed's whole "ball don't lie" thing? It's like that with strikeouts on borderline pitches. Two on, one out for the Rockies.
Just one more, Tron.
Wow, Tron just made Helton look foolish. Nice job.
Tron gets out of the jam.
Tron, you are one nasty sunuva-b!
CLE 98, ORL 97, 6.4 seconds left!
What the heck is up with Castro? Three hits and three RBIs yesterday, 2-for-4 today.
Rockies making like the Keystone Kops again.
Orlando 100- Cleveland 98 4.3 left
lewis just hit a three.
Orlando just took the lead
Tron just sac bunted. Good job.
Yeah, I messed up the score. Fortunately, I can erase my mistakes!
LeBron at the line with 0.5 left.
LeBron at the line with 0.5 left. He can tie it up here.
lebron gets a weak foul call with .5 seconds
100-99
Under pressure. don't blow it Bron Bron!
PHEW! for the Cavs!
wow lebron make a roll in free throw
Kobe is still the best basketball player on the planet!
The entire city of Cleveland just had a heart attack.
Pierre; the RBI Beast!
Meanwhile, Beast Mode bloops in two! 7-1 Dodgers!
I wanna see Kobe vs LeBron, so I've gotta cheer for Cleveland.
Orlando fans want a foul.
Overtime.
thats a kind of BS no call, lebron would have got that call.
Even the refs want to see Kobe vs. LeBron.
sometimes i wonder if the refs can see anything at all.
Dinger's Other Job
Great inning Tron. Do you have another in you, Another multi-inning save in Colorado?
King James witha leadoff single.
Orel, that ad is so funny, too! and it involves abusing the mascot.
wow nice grab
ORL by 4, 21.0 seconds left
On TV, they just said the Cards are the team with most wins within their division. Does someone remembers how many wins have the Dodgers in the division?
Nothing funnier than mascot abuse!
the dodgers have more, maybe they meant most in the central division
I wonder if there is any Phillie Phanatic abusing ad.
Nic j, i was pretty sure the Dodgers got more wins, but he said "in the MLB" or maybe he should double check his facts.
Wouldn't it be something if it were the Nuggets and Magic in the Finals?
they lie all the time, i was watching highlights from last week when the redsox were playing the jays. and they kept gushing over how the red sox were killing the best team in baseball, all the while we had the best record.
If it were Denver/Orlando, it would create a record for largest ratings drop between two NBA Finals.
the nuggets and magic in the finals, thats crazy. Thats like the phillies and rays in the world series.
throw strikes Brent. That's why Joe likes you
king james down 3-1 whouldathunkit
Orel, the Twins also have hilarious ads:
this is my favorite:
http://tinyurl.com/cldxob
"this is how i win Cy Youngs, baby!"
http://tinyurl.com/ryyc3o
Come on Leach, settle
something good from the Mets' network featuring Keith Hernandez
alright Brent, one more
dammit it's Dinger
Nice win there, plus Uncle Milty gets the win! whoda thunk it?!
Good one, Fred's Brim!
This is a Dodger win. Go Blue!
Post-Game Thread is up!
Nice win for the Dodgers tonight, way to go Milton. No basement for you!
JP is still an otherworldly Manny-esque, with a late two-run double in the clutch.
SD down 6-4 at AZ, bottom 8
SF up on ATL at home, top 8
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