MARIO WATCH: 0 GAMES

Randy Wolf (2-1, 2.77) vs. Tim Redding, RHP (0-0, -.--).
COMMENTS: Fresh off a 4-2 NL East road trip, the Dodgers return home to greet the NL East-leading Mets. Luckily, the Dodgers won't see Johan Santana over the three-game series (we drew Redding, John Maine, and Livan Hernandez; the latter of which always seems to kill us, though it's still a darn sight better than Santana). Also lucky is that we're rolling back into town with the majors' best record and a whopping six-game lead over the Giants, who salvaged the last of four games with the Mets last night. Wolf, who got the win in Philly last week with his third straight quality start, has given up only one ER or fewer in his last four outings.
Unfortunately, however, we get Mario "Saved By The Bell" Lopez throwing out the first pitch, continuing a recent and concerning Dodgers trend to invite questionable "celebrities" to games (I suppose it's because the Dodgers rock at home, and fans need someone to boo, right?). With those biceps, Lopez should be able to throw the ball through the walls of the Dugout Club, right? Especially if the catcher gets lost in his dreamy eyes? Unless someone tests Lopez for PEDs prior to the game, that is.
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Now that's how you grab #200!
Why must this be so difficult?
None of this comment padding business.
Line drive right to Kemp
Kemp was on that like a homing missile.
Pierre perfectly positioned
C'mon Tron, take Church to school!
id put loney in before Mota.
Damn, it was bound to happen
It's a simple question: Would you play the Predator monster if he promised not to kill any of the other players?
Damn. Game over.
OOOOOOH BOY! Church missed the bag!
WAIT WTF!? OUT AT THIRD! HOLY COW!
ugh...
BWAAHAHAHAHAHA
Stupid Mets
Amazin my butt
Torre strikes again!...
out at third basse!@!!!!!!!
I hafta see how Gameday puts this up
And that's why you always touch all the bases.
(arm falls off)
OUT AT THIRD BASE!@@#!@@#! (I think Steiner made a mess in his pants.)
What do you expect Nic? They're half-machine!
Gameday still has nothing
Loretta walks. The play is really screwing with the Mets.
I'M A MONSTER!!!!!!
"I have only one thought tonight: The way the Mets have played for eleven innings, they should be managed by Casey Stengel." —Vin
Loretta lead off walk!
We have to win this. Set the tone for the series.
XP is a serious young man.
(rips apart bed and pillows)
If the Dodgers win in the 11th Djansson gets the book
HE DROPPED THE BALL! HE DROPPED THE BALL!
OH MY GOD
After the game I'm gonna take the seaward out.
yup!!!
HE DROPPED THE BALL!!! HE DROPPED THE BALL!!!!
oops
That ball has eyes...We need the most beast mode here.
Haha Pierre IBB. He's become the most respected man in the lineup.
Bases Juiced for Furcal
2 IBBs in as many games to Juan Pierre. My brain is exploding
according to gameday those int balls are like 17 feet in the air
We live in a world where Juan Pierre is IBB for the second time in 2 or 3 days. Rancho Ardiendo for the struggling Furcal.
I'll leave when I'm good and ready!
Suicide squeeze!!!
Time for Furcal to step up
All Furcal has to do is not hit into a triple play.
I am not watching this, but after watching gameday get stuck on the mets' "in play, run(s)" for 5 mins, I'd appreciate an update from a kind soul. Gameday literally broke down...
Or some kind of double-play with a 2 in the middle
Thanks for picking up the punchline Orel.
Beltran: I've made a huge mistake
LOL IBB
Sax some guy his a triple while church was on first and church didn't hit third on the way home
Steiner nearly killed Furcal after he poped foul
Furcal POPS IT UP... and out of play...
thanks steiner.
wow
Dammit, Furcal with a shallow fly-ball
Furcal swung at ball four.
Not far enough, Raffy. Go O-Dog!
Beltran is playing just to the right of 2nd base. Branch Rickey styles
steiner is so freaking excitable
5 infielders, no one in center, and Furcal hits it to left.
It's like there's some kind of screen 200 feet away from leftfield
Kemp consoling Furcal in the dugout.
like it was 1959!
The O-Dog keeps fouling
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
If K-Rod weren't such a closing primadonna, he would have been called in to face Furcal.
Great ending
Ground ball to first, Reed throws it to home...AND HE THROWS IT AWAY AND THE DODGERS WIN IT!
the mets deserve a banger in the mouth for that one.
What an ugly game
I'll take that error. Let's go Blue!
Keep rubbin it in, Vin!
IF IT WAS A FISH THE DODGERS WOULD THROW IT BACK, BUT ITS A WIN AND THE DODGERS WILL TAKE IT!!!!
We'll take a win on 5 hits!!!
Do you think it was ugly? from the Dodgers side, it featured its fair share of speed and good defense.
Why is Jeremy Reed playing first base? I mean, I dont mind... but dude is a legit outfielder.
Congrats to Rbnlaw who wins the book!
Winnig ugly is a sign of this team coming together. But Torre blew this game in the 8th inning.
Post-Game Thread(s) up!
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