Clayton Kershaw (1-2, 4.91) vs. Chan Ho Park (0-1, 6.67).
COMMENTS:
Owner: Take this object, but beware it carries a terrible curse!
Homer: [worried] Ooooh, that's bad.
Owner: But it comes with a free Frogurt!
Homer: [relieved] That's good.
Owner: The Frogurt is also cursed.
Homer: [worried] That's bad.
Owner: But you get your choice of topping!
Homer: [relieved] That's good.
Owner: The toppings contains Potassium Benzoate.
Homer: [stares]
Owner: That's bad.
The Dodgers face Chan Ho Park today.
That's good.
But they have to face the rest of the Phillies as well.
That's bad.
Russell Martin is heating up.
That's good.
But Rafael Furcal is still slumping.
That's bad.
Although not as much as Jimmy Rollins.
That's good.
The Dodgers are 1-3 since Manny got suspended.
That's bad.
But the Phillies are barely over .500 at 15-14.
That's good.
The Giants are only four games behind the Dodgers.
That's bad.
But the other NL West teams are at least 8.5 games back.
That's good.
I don't know how to end this.
That's bad.
(Thanks to SNPP for the transcript!)
409 comments:
«Oldest ‹Older 201 – 400 of 409 Newer› Newest»Holy Crap, he got Utley to strikeout.
I hope he regains his confidence by next inning.
I'm out for about a half-hour. Gonna go pick up some vittles.
Erin, by the way, you weren't off with your translation, i guess the translator were looking for rhyme.
Well, at least Clayton owns Utley.
Whew! K on Utley. Come on, Blue, get some runs back.
That's good
It's the middle of the order, let's have some hope.
That's true, Karina. My Spanish isn't good enough to consider rhyme.
wow the kid with a leg single!!!
Crank this one Clayton.
We need it's the Beast at the plate, not Slappy.
Minotaur with an infield hit to the best defensive 2B in baseball.
Nice job, Clayton! Now come on, Pierre. Beast Mode.
Gameday here is slow and crazy.
damn JP, your taking loneys job.
WHY WASN'T PIERRE BUNTING?
*the it's was grammatically incorrect. I'm sorry.
You are boring me Jai-Ho.
At what point does Pierre does what he is best at?
raffy continues the cold streak.
Tomorrow ESPN is broadcasting the game. The wonders of having the best record on the MLB.
Took a nap during that last half inning and woke up to Kershaw beating out the ground ball.
My world is spinning.
ESPN probably thought the Red Sox were playing.
park hurt or something?
Who's injured?
Who got hurt?
park looked like he tweaked his ankle. he looks fine though.
Seriously. It bugs me when the person running Gameday falls asleep at the wheel.
Hahahahaha, Nic. But it also means Erin can watch the game on TV and the ESPN deportes announcers are very good.
enough with the overhead camera!!
Chan Ho Cy Young?
That's right, Karina. I can watch it. And I will. But I'll have the American ESPN broadcast, actually. That's what the hotel gives me.
Hey, Dodgers? Chan Ho Park is not this good. Hit the damn ball.
Park threw a hell of a pitch there.
Your Los Angeles Dodgers; making journeyman pitchers look great since 1958.
2 pitch out is nice.
5 pitch 2 outs is nicer.
hmm, 8 pitches? wtf
7 pitch inning is even nicer.
Great work Clayton.
1-2-3: order restored?
A seven-pitch inning? Where the hell was this in the fourth?
manually updating gameday... ugh! to say the least!
Actually, it was 7 Nic. He owes a bit of that to his defense though.
dont blame me, im going by what eric collins said.
room service to 1st care of ethier.
HOW ARE WE LOSING TO CHAN HO PARK
this is pathetic.
Awesome.
maybe they just owe him a favor.
Well that inning sucked.
At least Loney hit it the other way.
These broadcasts are killing me without Vin.
Game isn't over...yet
How's the Phillies' bullpen this year?
gameday is currently showing that Ethier is up and there is a man on third (ethier is leading off the inning) even stranger... the man on third is Rollins.
its the eric collins curse
HBP
claytons coming out, JMAC in.
Don't pull Clayton yet.
too late for that.
Eric Collins is no Vin Scully.
James Loney grounds out! You dont say?
(So I'm like 30 mins behind everyone here)
Can Gameday be any slower?
Yeah Dusto, you are pretty far behind.
My Gameday seems to be doing okay.
Yay! Jimmy Mac. . .ugh.
well dusto, let me tell you from 30 minutes in the future that it doesnt get much better.
Does someone remember Feliz had 8 or 9 RBI on a 3 game series in Philadelphia? he even didn't play in all games and in one of the games, he was a substitute and he drove the winning run in...
It's becoming a pattern: Score one run in the first inning, get shut down for the next few.
McD with a four-pitch walk. Great.
J. Mac, wild? No!
Unless you think a four-pitch walk to Feliz (again) is "better."
J-Mac failed in his nibble attempt. He really needs to throw his change and split more.
At least the throw to 1st wasn't wild.
park is out, im not sure if thats good or bad.
Please, J-Mac, Park should be an easy out.
dobbs is PH for park
Nic j, it's gonna be good...we need the optimism.
thanks nik
time to go home anyway.
laters. i'm leaving a little bit of hope for gameday and the dodgers when I get home.
its hard to be optimistic when you are actually watching this garbage.
Okay. Nice job, J-Mac.
When will J-Mac learn that he doesn't need to throw a first pitch fastball every time?
how many runs has kemp saved this year.
Do you think Kemp could be a runner-up for a Gold Glove?
Nic j, there's always room to improve, hence we all need to believe.
I guess we'll see if he's staying in to bat for himself next inning. It depends on what the two guys in front of him do, maybe.
Nic - Kemp's UZR/150 is currently above 20, and that is without his arm rate being high because no one will run on him.
Karina - At this point, Kemp should win a Gold Glove.
C'mon let's put a...uh...turban...on Durbin!
I am no Natalie.
The Dodgers just need to hit.
Feliz is a defensive stud and Matty got jammed a bit.
Well, Kemp didn't help us.
If GameSlow is any indicator, Durbin works fast.
Blake runs out of strikes.
LET J-MAC HIT JOE.
So who will pitch the bottom of the eighth?
300.
This is so ugly. Joe Torre has no idea how to manage a bullpen and a bench.
Now it's the X-factor
durbin coming out already?
XP batting.
Ok Xavier, turn on something.
Let's get some runs.
oooooh. We got a gift there on the first pitch.
no help from XP
Nothing doing in the 7th. Only six more outs to go.
Please Joe. Keep Ohman in for Werth.
And one more thing. Please never bring Ohman in for Adrian Gonzalez again.
nice jump on the ball by kemp
I like Will Ohman. It is really too bad they Dodgers don't have both him and Beimel.
Long delay on GD. Did Oh-Man pick Werth?
nope
K's howard
K for Howard.
Nice job by Ohman to get Howard.
Now just take care of J-Roll and we can try and score something. Then again, it is hard to be optimistic with Pierre and Furcal the first two outs...I mean batters.
How does Werth steal so well?
rocket boots.
Ohman walks Rollins.
Who the hell made the call for Ohman to walk Rollins? Rollins is hitting around a buck and a half against LHP.
MLSF - Werth is the more injury-prone white version of Matt Kemp. He can flat out fly.
This whole team is loaded.
he almost had a wild pitch on that pitch out too.
Once again, Russell Martin proves he is a premier defensive catcher.
Oh c'mon, not another double-steal. This is nuts.
The bases are juiced.
It's nice to see us give up two double steals in the same game.
Man. The pitchers are really hurting Russell's CS rate.
bye bye ohman. hello belli.
RA for Belisario? Game over.
Haven't seen Bellysario in a while.
We look dead out there. No passion.
Here comes Belly in a tight situation. If anything, this clinches the whole "Torre plays favorites with pitchers" idea.
thats embarrasing
Well, there's the dagger.
That was embarassing.
This is insane. How the hell does Werth steal home!?
way to fall alseep at the plate russ.
Oh wow. How did Werth do that?
That does it. Game over. Just more chances to hear "1-4 without Manny"
russ didnt check the man at third.
5 runs on 5 hits is not healthy.
Belly falls behind Ruiz.
MLSF, the whole record without manny is stupid. If you take the best offensive player off of any team it will suffer. Im sick of that.
Pedro Feliz has walked four times. FOUR TIMES! This is not how you win a ballgame.
Please don't walk the back up catcher who is hitting under the Mendoza line.
I know that. I'm just saying that ESPN, Fox Sports, Yahoo, that's all they will talk about, and I'm sick of it.
Whew
yeah i got you i wasnt arguing with you. im tired of it to. But hey at least it gets us on espn.
This is all Courtney Mortimer's fault.
She spends too much time playing the obo.
Werth has stolen for the cycle.
This is over. Madson is like Mota in 03, only no roids.
Of course, the fifth run ensures we will lose by one.
I question whether Raffy has the bat speed to hit Madson's fastball anymore.
this kinda reminds me of the scene in angels in the outfield where all of the ballplayers are asking the kid if the angels were around, waiting for the magic to happen.
Was Manny our angel?
Raffy really isn't himself. That ball is deposited pre-back injury.
i also have a fantasy where JP slips on a ball and injures his shoulder, only to have it heal with the tendons too tight. Giving him a super arm like in rookie of the year.
The one promising note is that Lidge has been absolutely awful this year.
or maybe McCourt will die and leave the team to his grandson, like in little big league.
Keep fighting O-Dog
nice at bat for the o dog
Now THAT was a professional at bat.
terrible at bat for andre
Dre should have had that one.
Madson threw 89 down the middle with no BRK or pFX. Andre should have sent that into orbit.
Matt Stairs is still haunting us.
maybe the dodgers could find that manny is actually innocent but the evidence is guarded by a huge dog in a blind mans house.
man, got a gift on that out at first.
Wow. Nice play. It is tough to double up Victorino.
victorino was totally safe, bad call. ill take it though.
Keep going with the movie references, Nic!
i dont think the movie reference rally is working orel.
A double into the gap or a solo shot to jump start things would be nice Russ. I would take a walk too.
maybe the catcher thinks lidge is to cocky so he will start tipping his pitches.
K
Damn Lidge's slider is good.
Loney's worked a full count.
finally, i think loney just realized he was playing on the road.
Rally Caps on!
Loney keeps the rally alive.
crap, im blanking on movie references.
Kemp's finished. Lidge's slider will get him.
Kemp pops up.
Well, it wasn't a K.
Lets go Casey.
Tying run is at the plate.
the baron of beard coming up with the single.
Loretta needs to go deep.
Get back loretta!!
BTW, I am really not optimistic about this game now, because even if Blake homers, the next 2 guys up will be Loretta (presumably) and Pierre, who both have no power.
Showing bunt. That makes sense.
Why the hell would he try to bunt with 2 outs?
Loretta comes through!
Bloop single by Loretta makes it interesting. 5-3 Phillies....
Duckfart!
We could have used that in the LCS
Bases Loaded for the LF. Oh wait, the LF is Juan Pierre.
if there was a stadium for JP to hit a HR this would be it. haha.
Perhaps a cue ball triple for Pierre?
damn, that was close.
Oh c'mon! JP just missed a double.
D'OH
Well, that was no good.
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