Friday, September 24, 2010

Game 154 Thread: Sept 24 @ D'backs, 6:30p

Clayton Kershaw (12-10, 2.98) vs. Barry Enright (6-5, 3.87).

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COMMENTS: blah blah blah terrible season something something something divorce yak yak yak greed filler filler filler stuck with McCourt etc etc etc future bleak blah blah blah need a drink something something something

101 comments:

QuadSevens said...

What we heard:

blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah NEED A DRINK blah blah blah.

Greg Zakwin said...

Oeltjen-CF
Theriot-2B
Ethier-RF
Gibbons-LF
Loney-1B
Mitchell-3B
Ellis-C
Hu-SS
Kershaw-P

Josh S. said...

When Hu plays SS, I think of this guy.

(That's for Delino.)

Mr. Customer said...

Staring down the barrel of oh-beer-thirty.

Josh S. said...

Slowest GT evar.

karen said...

Phew! Finally, a game with no pressure!

haha

MR. F said...

I'll be around.

karen said...

Hi Mr.F!!

MR. F said...

Hi Karen!

Steve Sax said...

Rox take a 1-0 lead over SF in the sixth. Now in the seventh...

MR. F said...

Actually a game without mixed feelings about who to cheer for is nice.

karen said...

The KKid gets 'em 1-2-3!

It's going to be a good night

Steve Sax said...

Shit, 2-1 SF

MR. F said...

Come on Rockies.

MR. F said...

I have no idea who Oeltjen is.

MR. F said...

Triple Oeltjen!

Mr. Customer said...

Hey everybody!

@Mr. F

He's the Aussie.

Josh S. said...

He was a DBack last year.

MR. F said...

@Josh S. Well then, it's nice that he's seen the error of his ways.

karen said...

Boooooo Giants!! C'mon Rox, sack up!

Orel said...

Still hard to believe Clayton's only 22.

Josh S. said...

I demand 81 games against the DBacks next year.

MR. F said...

What's with the triples?

karen said...

Oh my gawd!! We're up by 2 runs. I'm not sure I know how to behave.

karina said...

Epale everyone!

sorry I'm late to the GT. Oeltjen was an Aguila too, a little while ago :)

karen said...

Epale Karina!!:)

MR. F said...

Epale Karina!

Dusty Baker said...

On the sofa, Vinny!

Dusty Baker said...

blah-CF
blah-2B
blah-RF
blah-LF
blah-1B
blah-3B
blah-C
blah-SS
Kershaw-P

Dusty Baker said...

Looking at the lineup (the real one, not the blah one)...wow. That's what Wall Streeters call capitulation, right?

Off to the cantina, off to the cantina, off to the cantina.

MR. F said...

Damn. There goes the no-no.

Orel said...

Epale, Karina!

Worse fielder: Gibbons or Manny?

MR. F said...

I may be going to the whale's vagina tomorrow.

Orel said...

Okay, but what's your caption?

MR. F said...

Caption? I don't follow.

Mr. Customer said...

It's not that Manny was a consistently awful fielder, you just didn't know what you were going to get. Monkey boy has been pretty consistently awful.

Mr. Customer said...

@Mr. F

"…but what's your caption?" was carried over from yesterday's caption contest, in which Neeebs professed his secret wish that he had a vagina. Or so the joke went.

Orel said...

Thanks, Mr. C. I don't think I could have recapped that so elegantly.

Kershaw rolling. Error on Elvis Mitchell.

MR. F said...

Thanks Mr. C. These things usually just fly over my head.

Orel said...

THAT'S GOOD HUSTLE

Orel said...

Incredible DP by the Snakes. Only thing missing was Theriot throwing his hands up in disbelief.

Orel said...

MITCHELL GRAB

karen said...

Gibbons actually ran AND caught the ball at the same time.

I told you guys it was going to be a good night!

karen said...

@MrF...I'm almost afraid to ask but my curiosity is getting the better of me...What is the whales vagina?

Orel said...

Just under a buck?

MR. F said...

San Diego. It's German.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H38LiqJdzvI

Spanky said...

KILL KILL KILL

DIE DIE DIE

Josh S. said...

I'm starting to accept a reality where the Giants win the West. Not liking it, mind you, just accepting it.

Spanky said...

Oh Snap!

I shot Mr.F

karina said...

Stoopid Gameday, it just doesn't work :(

Spanky said...

Orel's in the mix. Right on.

karen said...

@Josh--I am gradually accepting this horrible twist of fate as well. I figure it'll just give me someone to root extra hard against in October

Orel said...

Don't worry, the NL West is losing in the first round.

Orel said...

Yes I am, Spanky. It's been a while.

Spanky said...

Looks like KKershaws on fire!

karina said...

@Orel that's not any consolation :(

MR. F said...

86 pitches through 7 for the kid.

Orel said...

Wouldn't it be horrible if the Giants beat the Phillies in the playoffs? We'd never hear the end of it.

karen said...

@Karina--It's great that the west will be going out early if it's the Giants representing

MR. F said...

@Orel. I live in the bay. It'd be worse for me =(

Orel said...

I guess the Padres are having a Star Wars Night tonight. WE DID IT FIRST

Orel said...

Might want to take a vacation in October, Mr. F....

Spanky said...

Aye KKemp

Steve Sax said...

@Mr F: Ray Ratto is orgasming on the prospect of Giants playoffs...

MR. F said...

My cousin did invite me to vacation with him in Rome...

MR. F said...

The last thing I need in my head is an image of Ray Ratto orgasming...

Spanky said...

Fucking Mr.F. Ha Ha

Josh S. said...

@Orel: We've had two Star Wars nights already. They're just all hopped up because Eckstein's married to Asohka Tano. Like being married to the second-most annoying character after Jar Jar is a good thing.

Josh S. said...

BIG JOHNSON BLOW

Spanky said...

Jar Jar fans got all mad or what?

MR. F said...

Johnson goes long!

Orel said...

Asohka Tano is annoying? I need to catch up on my Clone Wars.

Dusty Baker said...

Johnson goes deep!

Paul said...

Hey brothers and sisters

don't make picking grapes your lifetime occupation but if you do wear long sleeves.

In Jay's defense he mostly was a DH for the topes and his natural position is right field. Yes I know having your natural position be a field is funny but for us quirky lefties nothing is normal.

Spanky said...

FUCK RUSS MITCHELL ALREADY FUCK!

Spanky said...

Relax Paul. Don't make excuses.

Josh S. said...

Actually, I have no idea if she stays annoying. I've only seen a handful if first season episodes. Her existence is annoying, since she was shoehorned into continuity to appeal to girls.

But girls already like Han Solo!

Dusty Baker said...

The proper punctuation is "kill Kill KILL".

MR. F said...

I've never seen the animated Clone wars movie or the series. Should I?

Paul said...

That being said it has been a pretty awful showcase.

Oh Heinekin light in hand.

*sad trombone*

Paul said...

@Spanky

Gotta stick up for my friends.

also the 9ers didn't cover the fieldin 89 championship!! They soaked it for Jimbo to slip!

Spanky said...

kill Kill KILL is cool for a prolonged KILL

My first shit is instantaneous

The next two are for the theatrics

Hence (KILL KILL KILL)fucker

BTW where you talking to me Dust

Orel said...

If you dug the prequels, you'll dig CW. If you hated the prequels, then CW is better.

Spanky said...

Don't bring up the '89 championship, Mang

Paul said...

Giants are gonna take this thing huh?

MR. F said...

Thanks Orel. I thought the prequels sucked for the most part, but I feel like I might as well watch CW anyway, just to be a completist.

MR. F said...

Eek. That long half-inning may have gotten Kershaw out of rhythm.

Orel said...

Go Ken Lee Jan Son!

Spanky said...

WTF I'm I supposed to do with the rest of my night. That's right get plastered.

The Beatles-Helter Skelter

Paul said...

Wedge Antilles on the mound.

Spanky said...

Oh Shit! I jumped the gun

Spanky said...

Red 2

Orel said...

Winning run at the plate for the D'backs.

Spanky said...

I'll take the blame when we lose.

karen said...

We're not going to lose Spank, this game's in the bag

Spanky said...

Thanx Karen

Paul said...

Jansen the Closer?

MR. F said...

Yay!

Orel said...

Karen speaks the truth! PGTUP!

karen said...

Now we make party!!!

Spanky said...

HELTERFUCKINGSKELTER