Sunday, September 12, 2010

Game 144 Thread: Sept 12 @ Astros, 11a

Carlos Monasterios (3-5, 4.02) vs. Nelson Figueroa (3-1, 2.75).

COMMENTS: OMG OMG, Monasteriosmania is back! Ha ha, just kidding. That'll show me to look for any positives in this season. Apparently Vicente Padilla has turned back into a pumpkin, so Monasterios gets anudder spot start. And you get some breakfast baseball. Okay, brunch. Whaddaya gonna have? Because that's about all the suspense that's left in this season.

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Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

WHORES

AND FOOTBALL

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

Trent Oeltjen, CF
Ryan Theriot, 2B
Andre Ethier, RF
Jay Gibbons, LF
James Loney, 1B
Russ Mitchell, 3B
Chin-Lung Hu, SS
Brad Ausmus, C
Carlos Monasterios, P

Spanky said...

RUSS MITCHELL IS THE FUTURE OF SUCK

Josh S. said...

I'm having Longsilog!

Josh S. said...

I too have succumbed to the football siren song.

Spanky said...

Mike Wallace still on the block. Any takers? Anybody?Anybody?

Josh S. said...

Welp, game over. Now I have to kill 90 minutes until the Packers game. I have no interest in the two early games.

karina said...

Epale everyone!

Neeebs said...

Epale. Like the Avatar, Karina.

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

MONASTERIOS IS THE FUTURE OF THE CHATTANOOGA LOOKOUTS

Josh S. said...

Someone will take Mike Wallace. Give it about sixty minutes.

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

I'll trade you Andy Rooney for him.

Josh S. said...

Man, Joe West must HATE Monasterios.

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

And Dennis Dixon completes a 52 yard pass to Wallace.

karina said...

Thanks Neeebs.

Monasterios, I root so much for you :(

rbnlaw said...

WHAT'S THE FREQUENCY KENNETH??!!!

Oh shit. That was Dan Rather.

OK, I'll offer Rather for Wallace and the dead guy from 48 Hours.

karina said...

Be right back, my grandma's in the house

rbnlaw said...

So, is anyone watching the game.


Dodger game, I mean.


Me neither. Keeping up with Pit Boss right now.

Meaniebreanie said...

Epale Y'all
I just saw the score. This thing got ugly very quickly :(
There is still a lot of game left so hopefully we can make up for lost time.

Now back to football.

Josh S. said...

I'm trying to watch the game, but it's thunderously dull.

Steve Sax said...

Glad to see Monasterios lasted all of 1.1 innings.

0-4 Astros

Spanky said...

Raiders HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

I will likely have to drop Jason Campbell soon.

Spanky said...

MY wide receivers are starting to pull there own weight.

It's about time mang

Spanky said...

Jay Cutler now has more points than Drew Brees. Who knew?

Spanky said...

WAXING GIBBONS

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

It's...tied?

Meaniebreanie said...

My Houston defense and special teams are rocking!

Josh S. said...

Monkey Powah+Freed James Loney+Mitchell's Productive Sucking=Tie Game!

Meaniebreanie said...

Damn, I may have spoke to soon.

Meaniebreanie said...

We're tied? Now back to the Dodgers. GO BLUE!

Spanky said...

Damn, Dusty almost has 100 points

karina said...

Mr C is doing fine too, watch out for those two!

Spanky said...

Lindsey's first MLB hit (cries)

karina said...

Ausmus leadoff single!

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

Hooray for Lindsey!

Spanky said...

OCHOCINCO IS DA MAN

karina said...

Gameday sucks.

Spanky said...

Dusty has crossed the threshold

Meaniebreanie said...

I'm projected at 110 and Mr. Sexy Camel at 88. Right now I am sucking for air with 16 points to his 34. I only have 2 in play with 6 to go. He currently has 5 in play with 4 to go.

I hope I can pull a "Dodger" and come back from behind, pull ahead, and maintain the lead.

karina said...

caiganle a palos al maracucho! go!

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

I still have a couple of big guns left in Grant and Jackson. I'm not dead yet.

Spanky said...

Your points are subtracting, Meanie HAHAHA

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

Jason Campbell has more points than Brett Favre.

Steve Sax said...

Lindsey's first MLB hit is the story of the game.

Come on, Dodgers! Win this for him!

Spanky said...

Jay Cutler has 15 points. STOOPID BREES

karina said...

@Spanky I feel bad about the Professor's team :(

Meaniebreanie said...

@Sax
Agreed, our boys need to step up their game and pull this one off.

Spanky said...

@ Karina

Don't feel to bad. 7 of P.Dittys players have yet to see action

Steve Sax said...

SF @ Padres, about to start (Lincecum vs Latos).

Meaniebreanie said...

@Spank
My consolation is that Sexy's points are falling too.

Meaniebreanie said...

Damn, the Lastro's took the lead 5-4.

Spanky said...

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!


I want to use Troncosos hair to mop the floor

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

I need big ass games from Vernon Davis and DeSean Jackson.

Spanky said...

STOOPID DENVER D

karina said...

he might have no pop, but 40 doubles are respectable ;)

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

Hey, Clausen's in the game!

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

Whoever has Mendenhall just got a helluva lot of points.

Mr. Customer said...

*raises hand*

Thank god for them, too.

Spanky said...

Jay Cutler has 20 points.STOOPID BREES

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

Dusty's going to rip you apart, Mr C. Adrian Foster was a beast.

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

Yes, now that the Jags just have to burn clock, MJD gets to run!

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Mr. Customer said...

@MLASF

I'm shocked that I'm still in it. With Jackson and Gates left to play, there's a sliver of a chance.

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

Not a good start for the Packers. C'mon, where's the offensive showdown that I need?

rbnlaw said...

Listening, not watching.

karina said...

@Mr C I'm watching The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, after that I'll watch some basevall

karina said...

*baseball

Mr. Customer said...

@karina

Nice! Did you ever find and English edition of the books?

Josh S. said...

Dang Iggles defense.

Meaniebreanie said...

With this latest homer it looks like LA can kiss this game goodbye :(

Mr. Customer said...

*le sigh*

Meaniebreanie said...

Today's Dodger misery over.

Katy Perry - Hot N Cold

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

DeSean Jackson has not had one friggin reception all game? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

Meaniebreanie said...

Tim Hightower is scoring some points - gotta love it!

MR. F said...

Michael Turner FAIL

Mr. Customer said...

Gonna wat more from Steven Jackson if I'm gonna have a chance, here.

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

I'm going to take a flight to Seattle and murder Vernon Davis.

karina said...

@Mr C not yet, but I'm confident they'll be plenty of them somewhere!

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

Then I will take a red eye to Philly and stab Kevin Kolb with a knofe to the robs.

karina said...

I'm miserable about the Dodgers game

Dead Souls-Joy Division

Meaniebreanie said...

Mr. LASF -
You can accompany me to New Orleans to take out Garrett Hartley. Perhaps a trip to the bottom of Pontchartrain where he can sleep with the fishes.

MR. F said...

I'm feeling miserable in general (again)

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

Deal. We split airfare.

Meaniebreanie said...

Mr. LASF -
It's a deal. Splitting means you cover yours and I cover mine. After we take him out I suggest stops at Galatoire's, The Old Absinthe House, and the back woods to pick up some crawfish boudin.

Josh S. said...

What's with the easy listening piano version of the NFL on FOX theme?

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

@Josh - Quick, get on the Packer phone and tell Ryan Grant to get in the game.

There's a Packer phone, right?

Spanky said...

POW! SLAP!

MR. F said...

Did Kolb get injured or something?

Mr. Customer said...

Shite.

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

Kolb has a concussion, and new rules state that any player with a concussion must sit out the entire game.

Mr. Customer said...

@Mr. F

Concussion in Q1

rbnlaw said...

MICHAEL VICK IS THE FUTURE OF THE EAGLES!!

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

Unless the Baltimore defense forces eight sacks and four interceptions while scoring two touchdowns, there's not much hope for me.

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

I won my Yahoo! league game though, so I'm happy about that.

Mr. Customer said...

My only hope is a ridiculous day for Gates tomorrow. Not impossible, just improbable.

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

I'm still waiting to find out if there's a Packer phone.

NicJ said...

I was assaulted by neeeb's mom's johnson but I am within striking distance. My two running backs and defense just have to outscore D Bowe by 11.

Thank you SF defense for sucking.

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

I see NBC has cut its crew down to five. Well, four and a half, adjusting for Costas.

Spanky said...

Who does the play by play?

Meaniebreanie said...

You heard it - Dallas will win with conviction. GO BOYS!

Josh S. said...

@MLASF: Sorry. It took me too long to find the Packer Phone, and then, when I did, I didn't know which end of the cheese to talk into.

Spanky said...

Redskins win by K.O in the 5th round

Meaniebreanie said...

In your dreams Spank!

karina said...

I need a kicker.

Meaniebreanie said...

Karina,
Well you don't want Garrett Hartley.

Spanky said...

DESEAN JACKSON IS THE PRESENT OF MLASF'S MISERY

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

@Karina - You're kicker did fine.

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

Don't even talk to me about DeSean Jackson. Fucking disappointment.

Spanky said...

@ Karina

I'll trade you Josh Brown for Adrian Peterson. I'll even throw in Mike Wallace

karina said...

@NicJ neeeb's mom's johnson????????

what does it mean?

Spanky said...

Come on Redskins. Break Romo's collarbone

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

Unless the Cowboys' D has an unbelievable game, Karina will beat the Professor.

karina said...

@Mr LASF I'll take your word

@Spanky let me think about it, I'm thinking next week already

Spanky said...

What is with the fucking yellow pants?

Meaniebreanie said...

Karina,
Some things you are better off not knowing but I will tell you anyway. Johnson is slang for a man's penis. Notice that no one else jumped in to explain.

karina said...

@Mr LASF if I beat the Professor, I'd consider it an achievement. He's getting very close though I still have one player left.

Spanky said...

@ Karina

I hope you know I was only kidding. I would not want to take advantage of you.

(rubs chin deviously)

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

Mike Wallace sucks. It's all about Morley Safer.

Meaniebreanie said...

MB's rule - The only person allowed to move the ball for Washington is Santana Moss.

Meaniebreanie said...

And he did!

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

Santana Moss sucks. It's all about Morley Safer.

karina said...

@Meaniebreanie uhhh, ok. Now a LOT of comments has more sense, I just didn't understand what NicJ said :(

thanks for the clarification :)

@Spanky hahahaha glad you won't take advantage of me! (this game is hard for me)

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

HAVE more sense, in the interest of grammar.

Spanky said...

Tom Landy's turning in his grave knowing MB picked a redskin for her team

Mr. Customer said...

@karina

In this case, he's talking about Chris Johnson, thankfully.

Meaniebreanie said...

The Cowboy's defense needs to wake up. They are looking pathetic at the moment. Doesn't P Ditty have them?

Meaniebreanie said...

@Karina
If the Dallas defense continues playing like this, you will definitely win.

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

CARL WEATHERS HAS A STEW GOING, BABY

Spanky said...

Redskins remind me of the Cavaliers with dem pants

Meaniebreanie said...

Spank,
Never talk trash about my dear sainted Tom Landry. That includes Roger as well.

Meaniebreanie said...

Mr. C -
Now I'm blushing as I didn't snap to that particular meaning. Oh well, at least I gave Karina an education of the other variety.

Meaniebreanie said...

Rock it Austin! That goes for you as well Romo, Barber, and Witten.

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

ROGER STAUBACH IS NOT A DODGER

Spanky said...

We should do an Assassins Circle at the fantasy site. There are a lot of places to comment and hide

Meaniebreanie said...

Mr. LASF
Nobody ever said that he was.

Spanky said...

Break his leg

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

I just felt that it needed to be pointed out.

NicJ said...

just catching up. it appears DB may have hit that lucky out of nowhere player for fantasy this year with Foster.

Jerk.

Mr. Customer said...

@MB

Well, that was the intended double-entendre. It was well past time that somebody whipped out the slang definition.

Mr. Customer said...

@NicJ

Yeah, I'm sitting in the second highest score and still getting smoked. I feel pretty good about my chances going forward, though.

NicJ said...

@MR C, yeah that and the fact you didnt start Nicks.

Mr. Customer said...

Well, there's that. Seemed like a good idea at the time.

NicJ said...

i had a lot of under performers this week. Still might pull out a win though.

NicJ said...

my match ups were brutal this week too.

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

The first week is always the toughest week.

NicJ said...

wasnt that a cat stevens song?

no, thats not right.

Spanky said...

I should have never switched Austin Collie with Shonn Green.

STOOPID ESPN PROJECTIONS

Meaniebreanie said...

MB is not a happy camper. Her boy Barber would have gone all the way.

Spanky said...

Cowboy's are buried

Meaniebreanie said...

2Spank
Yes, it doesn't look good at the moment but you underestimate my boys.

Spanky said...

Fuck You LeBron! Frontrunner!

Meaniebreanie said...

I just overtook Mr. Sexy Camel but MB knows that fame and fortune can be fleeting.

Spanky said...

It's a good time for an INT right here

NicJ said...

hahahaha, oh shit thats funny.

Spanky said...

Cowboy FAIL

Meaniebreanie said...

That last play was sheer stupidity and just plain friggin ugly. I still have faith. I've seen my boys come back from far worse.

Spanky said...

Those 2 timeouts are gonna bite the Redskins in there ass

Spanky said...

Someone is getting waived tomorrow

Meaniebreanie said...

Now look whose starting to implode.

Spanky said...

Here's your chance for major points MB

But Romosapien will probably fuck it up.

Did I see Jessica Simpson in the crowd?

Spanky said...

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Meaniebreanie said...

Yes, yes, oh baby yes!

Meaniebreanie said...

Karina,
Dallas D is looking good now. How are you faring against P Ditty?

Spanky said...

London Fletcher - Ex-Ram

karina said...

@Meaniebreanie I'm still 14 points over the Professor and I still have one player left.

Mr LASF says "The first week is always the toughest week". I'm afraid I just started to worry :(

Spanky said...

I DECLARE KARINA THE WINNER OVER P. DITTY.

We Make Venezuelan PAH-TEE!

Meaniebreanie said...

You're doing well sista. Keep it up (not that I have anything against P Ditty).

Spanky said...

^n

Spanky said...

MB needs another 10 points to be safe because Phillip Rivers is going to torch K.C.

karina said...

Sorry I was away, but I was watching a movie...it's also a New York Fashion Week night but I've avoided it tonight, there are more interesting things to do

NicJ said...

Paul also has the chargers D, it isnt great but they are playing KC.

NicJ said...

wow, that was a long kick.

Meaniebreanie said...

I wish that guy was my kicker.

Spanky said...

They were screwed if they had missed

Spanky said...

That's a shame

NicJ said...

romo with two should have been picks.

Spanky said...

STOOPID D

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

Where the hell did that fog come from?

Spanky said...

Are they hot boxing the stadium. Looks like smoke everywhere

NicJ said...

one more shot.

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

Let's see how Romo chokes-er, I mean, ends this one.

Meaniebreanie said...

I am stressing to the max!

NicJ said...

there is a flag on the play.





HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

NicJ said...

sorry, MB

Spanky said...

DAAAAAMMMMMMNNNN!

That was a fucking mess.

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

The guy protecting Romo chokes this one.

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

In the meantime, Devin Ebanks and Trevor Ariza are engaged in a twitter discussion. Should be interesting.

Meaniebreanie said...

Unfrigging believable! Too little too late. We played like crap so we got what we deserved.

I still think we are going to have one heck of a season once things are fine-tuned.

Spanky said...

They all choked it. They didn't know what the fuck they were doing.

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

I think MB punched a wall after that flag.

NicJ said...

trevor needs to change his twitter background.

Meaniebreanie said...

Ok, tomorrow it's off to cardio bag class. I need the cathartic release of wailing on a punching bag.

Spanky said...

Is Ariza still mad cause he got played like Pac-Man.

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

Did he already get his picture taken in a Hornets uni?

Meaniebreanie said...

Mr. LASF
No holes in my walls although at moments it was tempting.

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

You are truly a stronger person than myself.

Paul said...

Cowboys Raiders and Niners lose!!!!! Wooooooooo!!

Now let's see if the SC QB can drop them KC goobers.

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

Other than the Dusty/Mr C slugfest, every game has someone in the 70s beating someone in the 50s.

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

Whale's Vagina is playing KC, not the Jets.

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