Hiroki Kuroda (3-5, 4.44) vs. Yovani Gallardo (10-7, 3.13).
COMMENTS: Gentlemen, start your engines! Today's race pits a reliable Japanese import against a flashy exotic supercar. The Japanese import recently spent two months in the shop and has needed a few tune-ups since getting back on the road, but its mechanics are improving. The flashy exotic supercar is coming off a winning race, although it was upset by a late-model American upstart before that.
Expected outcome:
(Today is Game 8 of 100SS. The finish line is in sight!)
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Nailed it.
Mr LA SF, what's with the new avatar?
Even Russell Martin can get a hit tonight. 12-3 Dodgers.
The only body that rivals Jackie Johnson during Dodger games.
Ugh. I was distracted by Josh S.'s horrible picture. Thanks! =(
Mr LA SF, way to go!
Russ got jammed (sort of like Jackie Johnson into her clothes) and still fought it off for a hit.
Thanks a lot for the pic, Josh. For a second there I thought I was looking at a mirror.
It's a pic I got of the bullpen from yesterday's game. You can get a better view by going to my blog.
Plug!
nice, alivandi, on the jammed comment.
save some runs for tomorrow guys
Chris Smith is rockin' the Flat Breezy!
Castro makes two outs in the same inning.
I notice that we've totally pissed off Erin by now. Erin, sorry this has degraded to sophomoric behavior so quickly tonight.
In other news, I'm done with my fourth beer. On to #5.
Careful Orel, you'll get suspended for 50 threads.
Well, El Mariachi looked like Juan Castro there, but that was a hell of an inning. Does Kuo still come in at this point? After all, his elbow is more tender than a certain KCAL weather girl.
"since we have a no game right now..." - Vin Scully
That was a long half inning...
hope kuo is ok to pitch, he was warming up for like 30 minutes during that long rally.
Sax and all - Remember, this is the same Alireza who normally comments. I am using the handle from my blog and that I use on my MOKM articles.
Gosh if u guys talk more about Jackie Johnson, she is gonna end up in my dreams. sexy dreams.
Epale, Ali!
Kuo has stuff as nasty (in a good way) as Jackie Johnson after a Fredrick's of Hollywood shopping spree.
"and the beer has gone flat here."
-Vin Scully
i love ur witty one liners
Prince Fielder weighs a lot, but probably not as much as Jackie Johnson's chest.
Yikes, you just got Kuo'ed
Did Vinny make that "mmm mmm mmm" at the curveball or a photo of Jackie Johnson?
Kuo is so f'ing good.
Who is going to the game tomorrow?
I am.
I like boobs in general
Low voice for the GBA singer!
Ali: Congrats on formally joining MOKM!
Please give the lady some slack on the mic cable
Karina - Why do women always ask that? It just is.
Ken - I might.
@Karina: "What's up with men and big boobs?"
YES
EXCESSIVE PEAK WARNING
Relief is definitely on the way...
Orel - Do I have to pick a former Dodger?
Okay, I think I'm sticking around after the game for the...ah,...post-game show.
i will be at Infield Reserve, Ali
Quick: Jose Lima's wife or Jackie Johnson?
Boobs are nice on women
Karina - basic facts of nature women with large breasts and wide hips appear furtile. Males are
attracted to females who have those traits. Gotta spread the seed that's what we are here for.
@Ali "Do I have to pick a former Dodger?"
Ask Kensai!
Yes, the...er...uh...postgame show.
Looks like Beast Mode might be taking a few pitches again. Good sign.
@Ali: because women never talk too much about men's anatomy. There's no male equivalent to boobs, you know what i mean?
Beast Mode sighting!
That was so clinical, Nic! Are we men so predictable?
@Nic j: even when you know they're made of plastic?
Ken - If I go, I'll be in the field box. Mannywood hopefully.
@Karina "There's no male equivalent to boobs, you know what i mean?"
Blogging ability?
no field box for me tomorrow, i will be in mannywood for kemp bobblehead night. im so excited!
We enjoy our women just like we enjoy our left-fielders: as long as they get the job done, we don't care how.
dun women like nice abs and biceps?
Plunkorama!
Manny just got hit, but unfortunately, not on by Jackie Johnson.
Karina - I know plenty of women who talk about male anatomy. Just not our chests so much.
Ok, time to nail Fielder.
Notice how protective of his hand Manny was there?
@Orel: " Are we men so predictable?"
As someone who grew up with two brother and whom in adult life has more male friends, most of the time, you are.
Yup. That's of no matter. Attractions bring you back to your very basic, animalistic needs.
@Ken "dun women like nice abs and biceps?"
Not as much as they like sensitivity and weepiness.
I actually want to date a Dodgers fan.
I'm tired of these Yankees women
If this game goes any longer, I might miss the KCAL 9 News at 10.
@ orel
dont u mean money and weepiness?
You guys are going to like the Post-Game Thread.
Yack in the Sack has the best commercials on television.
Touché, Ken.
That guy is SO happy about the pretzel party at Jack's house. It made his week.
We lose to Russ Ortiz, we (are going to) beat Yovani Gallardo. Go figure.
Ken - My fiancee is a Dodger fan. Well,as much as she is any kind of sports fan (which isn't much).
Bill Hall is wearing the Black Panther-esque batting glove.
We should have a Dating Game for SoSG readers.
Bill Hall is such an unfortunate waste of talent. If he could only figure out RHP. He is an awesome defender and has gobs of power.
Of course 72 percent said Pujols and Holliday. Pujols is the best power hitting duo, even trio, all by himself.
I wanna find a nice Dodgers girl
I dont mind if she doesnt look like jackie johnson
Hardy of the past would have killed that pitch. He is really off this year.
Ken, you should have done yoga with Andre Ethier.
Come on blue! It's a blow out open up that strike zone.
Kendall looks a bit like James Carville at this point.
This is a long game.
That is not a compliment, Jason Kendall.
Mota's fastball looks good, though not as good as you-know-who.
@ orel
it was too pricey for me. didn't saxy boy suggest a singles mingles bleacher section @ dodger stadium?
Mota is 6'6". Wow. Never imagined that.
Furcal nearly made an insane play. Only his arm makes that close.
Blogging ability? sensitivity? weepiness? money? abs? biceps?
More than sensitivity, it's when you are able to listen.
Yes Ken, now the Dodgers just need to take his suggestion and make it happen.
Cool thing about these FB tickets is I bought them as one of those vouchers that people go around selling for things like spas. This was actually worth it for me as a Dodger fan. Came out to 12.50 per ticket for FB seats.
Oh no! Lead is down to 8!
What Karina? I'm sorry I wasn't paying attention I was watching the game.
I kinda hate DI. It's like the defense has just given up.
Since when is it "Saxy Boy"?
@ karina
i think my new blog is pretty well written
my abs are nice. my biceps not so nice.
but i am emotional sometimes, especially at dodgers games
in the simpsons
lou pulled steve sax over and calls him saxy boy
Set up time
Don't stop believing.
ok
300
300
300
j
I'm catching up, Orel.
Double damn.
"...it's when you are able to listen."
I'm sorry, what were you saying?
Mr LA SF, you are on FIRE tonight!
Orel is sitting here drunk on his second beer
This game really is the online version of a beachball.
I love it when Vin quotes Shakespear. It makes him that much more intelligent when compared to Joe Morgan.
i got really buzzed finishing a pint of arrogant bastard while sitting on an amtrak from santa barbara
Nic beats me to the punchline by a dozen comments...
yay loney didnt get blanked
This guy has one of the slowest deliveries I've ever seen. Vin loves his name.
a bison salami
BISON!
BISON!!!!
Slowest homer ever!
Save some runs for tomorrow!
"strike out on that and u have been swindled"
-vin scully
goodness another zinger
Wow. The Eephus/fastball combo didn't work against the Bison.
Schmidt wants some of those runs saved for tomorrow too.
I WANT BLOOD
NO ONE hits JP. You piece of crap.
There will be blood, Swindle.
Blood.
Vin has a deep appreciation for the Vin of the Mid-West, Bob Uecker.
"So, uh, Swindle kinda sucks"
Being the nth pitcher in a blowout probably isn't a ringing endorsement.
So, was Swindle called up from the Ceremonial First Pitch League?
Bison!!!!!
just a bit outside
Good thing, we needed those insurance runs.
mota! 17-4 dodgers
Poor bill hall.
Wow. Even Mota is beating up the Brewers.
this game is silly
I know, I know, save some runs, but this is SO MUCH FUN after such a slumpy week.
This is one of those games that makes listening to both Vin and Uecker so much fun.
hopefully this gets everyone on the right track
we really needa take this series and next on our way to the giants
Is geico still doing that insurance runs for charity thing?
13-run lead. Can we hold it through the ninth?
Let's go, run differential!
Payback's a bitch, Fielder.
thats for manny
What the hell, Mota?
Re: Mota hitting Fielder--I get it, but I don't really get it. OK.
I hope Loretta pitches
and beast mode
Gotta make a statement.
As Victorino would tell you, at least it wasn't at the head.
loretta cant pitch
I think we could have let those two HBPs go with a 13-run lead.
if we meet the phillies, i would throw it at victorino again
Nice catch by Pierre.
Nice catch, JP!
"And the Dodgers edge the Brewers, 17-4."
-Vin
Hey, our bullpen is pretty salty. I'm not a fan of
throwing at people but two guys got hit tonight and we really have to protect manny.
Most runs scored at the Ravine in TWENTY YEARS?
Post-Game Thread up! 100SS is locked...
Now, to the post-game show.
Who is the anchor on the right?
MR LA SF, nice riff on Victorino! Love it.
What's that, Karina?
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