Carlos Monasterios (3-5, 4.02) vs. Wade LeBlanc (8-12, 4.15) wait wait I mean Vicente Padilla (6-4, 3.96) vs. Tim Stauffer (3-3, 1.68).
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Random rantings and ravings about the Los Angeles Dodgers, written by a small consortium of rabid Dodger fans. With occasional comments on baseball, entertainment, pop culture, and life in general.
3/28 vs. DET (W, 8-5 (10)): Sax
4/2 vs. ATL (W, 6-5): AC
844 comments:
«Oldest ‹Older 201 – 400 of 844 Newer› Newest»Happy Labor Day Everyone!
Wow, you all have been very busy today!
Hi Karen. It's been a team effort.
I'm gonna go start some shit at the league office of Fantasy Football..
More to come....
petco is freaking empty
Oh Vin. It is so nice to hear you.
The line-up just doesn't look right with Raffy batting second
What was that noise? Oh, the microwave. My Stauffer's mac and cheese is ready.
"looked up the information on his computer iPhone" -Vin
shelburne has really been pushing for Lindsey this year. Somewhere in the braves farm system there is a very jealous Mitch Jones.
Vin ragging on the Petco attendance.
No no-hitter!
one reason petco is so empty is because the dodgers suck so the fans didnt make the trip from LA.
that and there is no such thing as a padres fan.
There goes Stauffer's no hitter. =)
vin is stealing Dylans bit.
big lame james.
My head wants the Dodgers to lose. My heart wants them to win.
I'm so conflicted.
Loney back to his old GIDP tricks.
They should have called up Tim Wallach too. I hate this Torre watch like if we are begging him to come back. He better hope my boot doesn't kick his ass on the way out.
boise D is failing.
What's the over/under on Dodger runs today?
Go Blue! No conflict here.
@Mr.F--I'm with you. I guess my love for the Dodgers out weighs my hatred for the Jints. I can't bring myself to root for the Pods, but will be ok just the same if they win
Love the Jamey Carroll ole miss commercial.
How in the blue fuck do we have so many comments already? (I mean, without me whoring it up yet.)
Hi Karen, What's the haps?
wow, VT D failing.
Because we've all been whoring it up.
@Josh: You missed the whole dissertation of the meaning of neebs, without the extra e
@Neeebs
Runs, or run?
That looked like a bad call on the Beard
neebs = dirty vagina.
my bad, musty.
I've taken over whoring duties.
Hi Spanky
Any beer drinking games tonite??
@Nic: I thought the proper way to say it would be "musty cunt." At least, that's what the UD says, no?
Truth be told, if you add an extra e then it translates to "stinky penis."
I had to make a bold choice.
KEMP FAILS TO STRIKE OUT
the GT content has degenerated in this place ever since the Sons turned us into Latchkey kids.
not complaining, just an observation.
@Neeebs
My eyes are burning!
@ Karen
No, Taking it easy tonite
@karen:
I'm just the innocent bystander here. Go back to the beginning of the thread. The kids needed to pick on someone and it was my turn.
Epale everyone!
@Dusty Baker "Karina, close your ears" -if I had a dime anytime I've heard that-
@Neeebs are those definitions accurate?
wow, that FG attempt wasnt even close.
There's the soap bubble, Vin!
ooof, what a bad play.
@ Neeebs
I like musty cunt personally but if you prefer stinky penis that is your prerogative.
Hello Mrs Dusty! (in case she's still lurking and you guys didn't scare her away)
@Neeebs
The kids were playing at your expense weren't they! Naughty boys!
Epale everyone, I'm a bit late to the party and catching up on comments.
@Spank - I hope Papa Spank is well on the way to recovery. Gotta love a feisty old man!
@Sax - I love the boys in blue and want them to win; however I am willing to take one for the team if it is necessary.
To the rest of you ignore me. I am totally buzzed after a great steak dinner and Heitz Cabernet followed by a few Glenmorangie's Quinta Ruban's neat. Salute!
Epale Karina!
Epale MB!
Epale everyone and may we have a reason to party tonight!
"But oh the other problems" Vin
That's putting it gently
@Karina:
Apparently if you look up "neebs" (two ee) in Urban Dictionary you get the musty definition. I made up the definition with three ees for effect.
@Karen:
I can take it.
WOOOO
BEAT LA!!
Meh.
There is still plenty of game left and I have hope. Go Dodgers!
What's up with giving up HRs to the number 8 hitter?
Thanks MB for the niceties
Back at the game.....
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
@Spanky - Re: SoSG Fantasy Football - Excellent choice in name.
Free James Loney!
@ Mlasf
Check out my team helmet. ha Ha HA!
i like the logo too.
@Mr C & Dusty - Your sign appears in the lower right and the much more obvious flag in the upper left. Source: The Market Arms, Ballard, WA
http://twitpic.com/2m0ax6
I think I have an inkling as to what the F stands for.
Come on Dre...show them what your made of!
(turns head innocently)
We scored! Yay! Aww! What?
the bitter taste of success.
WooHoo we're all tied up!!
My man Dre is on base!
Holy shit, a RISP hit!
Time for a little recon on MCC to see if they're rooting for us.
I predict a strikeout.
How cute. They call Ethier "Queefier." They actually have to change the names to make them feminine.
Surprise, surprise.
Nothing beats Oyster Pubes.
Also, there's a "Nadsburger" somewhere in Madison Bumgarner.
I know I'm late, but that's KING JAMES!
though he's at his best, slightly average ;)
slightly average is a stretch.
haha
In my Royalty Scale Loney is more of a Pawn than a King. Or is that only in chess? I'm not from England, forget about it.
"Little pop fly that drops in for a base hit"
But Eckstein wasn't at bat, was he?
Loney's not a pawn. Pawns only move forward.
C'mon Chente Strike him out or bean the fucker it's all good
@NicJ I was talking about his hitting because he's not that good at defense, his UZR kinda blows
James Loney is this guy:
http://bit.ly/9zkfBt
Loney's more like a rouke with a pawn in front of it: can only move side-to-side or backwards.
The good thing about this Rancho Ardiendo is they can get a double play.
haha, very nice mr f.
The only good thing about this Rancho Ardiendo is that the Padres can score runs.
Damn Mlasf, You took it to the extreme but
I like your version of Loney better.
when is the last time we walked in a run?
Throw a strike YOU IDIOT
ooooh, so close.
Padilla's getting some real bad luck this inning.
wow, haha that was just bad luck.
Our kind of luck?
isnt our luck always bad?
This whole season has been a testament to bad luck.
Fuck Yeah! Gameday just called Padilla's last pitch EEhpus, not a change-up
damn, our bullpen is standing room only tonight.
I spilled wine all over the god damned place and got real pissed off. I'm having to cool my engines now, per Mrs Dusty.
Sorry to hear that DB. Is Mrs. Dusty upset otherwise?
AUSMUS BB = FAIL
Seriously, Joe, you're going with Fat Belly over Lindsey and Mitchell?
Is this the last of Mujica?
What's up with Mujica's "sideburns"??
This football game is more interesting.
No, she's jsut upset that I got so mad and yelled a lot at myself and made up some more cuss words and that the door was open so the neighbors had to be thinking I'm a freak.
Lucky call on that block.
you better watch it with the cuss words DB, she is going to take your urban dictionary privileges away.
Finally back in the LA area, gents and gals.
nice to see that the Dodgers are picking up just as I expected, down 3-1.
Rafael Furcal is stepping to the plate for the next at bat, and Brad Ausmus is just about approaching second base from first.
Jesus, Scotty Pods, what the hell were you thinking?
You learning baserunning from Matt Kemp?
this game is interesting.
Wide open
I hate MSB.
hey Dusty, why are you cursing?
Boise's getting the breaks.
Why is Margaret Thatcher pitching? Is this 80's night?
(Sorry if this joke has already been used in the GT.)
Loney, that was pathetic.
WOOOOOWWWWW
TOUCHDOWN NON-TEBOW BRONCOS
did they score too early though?
@Mr F 8:05p: are you calling Loney a little stiff?
Why is it stunning Fuckburger? Boise St. has been top ten for years
VT has plenty of time for a field goal to force OT.
@Sax
I spilled some wine. Cuss words ensued. Irrational reaction prevailed.
little stiff? wasnt that an alternate definition for a neeb?
Woman behind home plate at Petco, holding up a Go Padres sign that she worked on all day after shopping at Michaels
Thatcher pitching on Labo(u)r Day? Is nothing sacred?
Nice field position for VT.
You idiot, why are you going deep with so much time on the clock and two TO's?
@Dusty: I'm assuming it's red. And your couch isn't red.
Hey, Belisario hits a Padre! Now we're talking!
College kickers are the worst. You gotta get real close
sacked
DB, did you at least use the word "neeb" in your profanity-laced tirade?
I pointed out the weak O-line earlier.
Oh, George Sherrill is warming up. We're sure to win now.
OH THOSE KIDS FROM BOISE ARE SO BRAVE TO SHOW UP AND PLAY THE BIG BOYS
Bite me, Assburger.
padres get a SB on a foul tip.
Luck is sure on our side tonight.
Yeah field goals aren't exactly smiled upon in this style of ball, not are they a given even if the ball is within range.
Choking
Choked
wow, nice D by the corners.
I thought he had it. Oh well.
WOO SUCK IT COWHERD
He wanted interference on that last call. Glad it wasn't call, because this is a tough guy sport, but it was clooooose.
Every time they say Beamer I hear Beiber.
as a former moderate at best highschool corner i say that was a good non call.
What debate? They are the No.3 team in the nation DUMMY
THE #3 TEAM BEATS THE #10 TEAM THIS IS SUCH AN UNBELIEVABLE UPSET
Great minds and all that, right Spanky?
broncos get a win and nobody got punched.
Completely agree, Nic. Just saying it was within the realm of being close to consideration, or called by a particularly poor referee.
Back to Dem Bums
hey, ah, ronald? The plate is actually over that way.
how did vincent denorfria just take third? nice effort there, dodgers
In that "Giants vs. SD" ad behind home plate--why is the 619 area code in gray? Aren't they proud of their digits down there?
The abusive parent returns to the latchkey kids. Just here to raid the cellar stash of whiskey and wine, eh, Sax? Well, too bad! The kids have shared it amongst themselves! And by shared, I mean, I had all of it until DB spilled it and Mrs. DB got mad and it was unconfirmed whether DB used the word "neeb" or not.
Still trying to catch my breath from the Boise State game.
Miguel te HA HA! (Said like Nelson Muntz)
You haven't missed much around here lately, Sax. Just a lot of high profile internecine Dodger blogger war, some painful losses, and an unfortunate synonym for one of SoSG's faithful reader's handle.
Did I miss anything, folks?
Who's Cowherd?
Jeremy Renner always looks so constipated
I don't know what that guy on Yahoo! was talking about, nobody's going to hate on Boise until they become media darlings.
revis is back!! now i can drop my calim on karina's accidentally waived NO D/ST
Dedication to Dusty
Spill the Wine- WAR
I can't let this go. How does six friggin' ounces of wine turn into what seems like 4 gallons when it hits the hardwood floor and iPhone?
@Karina
He's an ESPN morning sports talk host. Fairly irritating my my opinion.
I think I caught some of the blogger comments, though I don't understand all the context and background...
I did catch the painful losses, albeit over gameday, the saturday one coming while drinking an expensive bottle of red wine outside on my friend's patio deck under heatlamps and a beautiful starry sky...
What was the nickname, and who was the unfortunate recipient?
It was Matt Kemp's fault.
PS points again to Dusty for "internecine"
Good one, Spank.
Yeah! That makes it 5 "internecines" in one season. At least we're doing something right.
I could explain my take on Cowherd if you want, but I doubt you'd want to read the whole thing after the first six expletives, so I'll just direct you to his Wikipedia page instead.
@DB - I think I understand Mrs. Dusty's wrath. One never wants to waste good wine or liquor. Heaven forbid you lose a drop to the floor or to the dog!
Half the internecine pts go to Mr C as I believe he brought the term up, originally.
#alwaysthegentleman
I already said I put my D/ST on waivers by accident...be nice, gentlemen!
This fantasy baseball makes me feel like I´m studying math all over again.
all is fair in love and fantasy
football.
MSTI says Aussie wunderkind Trent Oeltjen will be called up Monday.
You call that a fastball? THIS is a fastball.
@MB
The wrath was totally about my overreaction.
My overreaction was totally about a) missing the game b) having to clean all the shit up and c) wasted booze.
@Karina
Math is hard!
I like Trent Oeltjen.He is a former Águilas, but truth has to be told: his defense is lousy.
Kemp K's.
kemp, predictable.
@NicJ thanks, now I'm going to freak out.
I just want to make numerous Dundee references.
@ Dusty
Was that all? I had a visual of you with multiple bottles in hand all happy,tripping, contraband flying and flowing everywhere, then the mayhem. Oh well only in the movies I guess.
@Dusty Baker it's hard and my best effort is at the best, awful, not good enough to pass :(
401
DAMMIT
Ausmus, prove you're clutch!
(optimism talking here)
Clutchmus?
@karina
Don't freak out. If we've learned anything from today's thread, it's to keep calm and carry on.
BEAT LA
Comebacker? COMEBACKER???
Criminy.
@Spanky
Nope, that was it. Just a wee 6 oz. I can't imagine what I would have done in your scenario; grabbed a shard and slit my wrists, I suppose.
Outside of sports, I don't get bent out of shape about big things. Just overreact to tiny annoyances.
AusMoss Sucks!
I can't imagine anyone learning anything from this thread, Mr. C, so I'm impressed that you did.
Blowmus :(
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