I'm still awaiting a response from James Carville, Karl Rove, and David Plouffe on whether they'd be interested in providing some pro-bono consulting services guiding me on how to run my campaign to be retained on SoSG staff for 2010. Surprisingly, none of them has returned my email yet.
So, let me start with some early campaign thoughts on why I believe should remain a Son (and these points are unfiltered by any campaign manager or publicity agent):
- I've illustrated one of my posts by hand.
- I promise that, if re-elected, I will put Coca-Cola in the water fountains.
- I'm not as direct as Orel (nice work, btw!), but still supportive of the general cause.
- I'm clairvoyant.
- And as for our blog's dire financial situation? All I can say is, if Woody had gone to the police, this would never have happened.
More exciting news from the campaign trail tomorrow!