I thought defending why I write for this blog to my wife was difficult. But now, with my neck on the chopping block, I have to turn to you... our loyal hordes of SoSG-maniacs to keep the dream alive.
Do you remember the dark days of SoSG, before Delino?
Life at SoSG after the Delino, like a Steven Seagal film, has been a non-stop pulsating thrill ride.
For the Delino brings so much to the Sons of Steve Garvey landscape.
• An East Coast perspectiveA vote for the Delino is not just a vote for liberty and freedom, it's a vote for yourself. For I promise that if you vote for me, I will PERSONALLY send you an autographed Delino DeShields card.*• Constantly bringing you the best videos in the universe (enjoy the University of Alaska's Ice Hockey team exceedingly surreal and violent entrance video... courtesy of Cubs sufferer Daniel G)
• Acts of charity and nobility
• A Master of Photoshop
I recently came into over 200 Delino DeShields cards. (It's really amazing what $5 on ebay can get you). So vote for me, and I'll cover the 45 cent stamp, the envelope, and the cost of Sharpie ink.
Top that Lasorda!
17 comments:
Gotta say, the Delino is putting his postage where his mouth is.
Good arguments, but the free card is the clincher.
The Alaska hockey video is the clincher. Epic WIN.
I knew polar bears were the real terrorists!
I like how this man rolls. Which SoSG is going to up the ante?
+4 for the physical manifestations of bribery.
Orel: 10
Sax: 6
Delino: 6
AC: 3
Everyone Else: -2
Free card? I'm down. VOTE DELINO!
Somewhat of a convincing post yet shouldn't the fact that Delino used a picture of himself in Cubs gear mean a no vote for Delino!?!
How is an East Coast perspective a good thing?
-1 for both Orel and Delino for avoiding my question. A new, more apt answer will redeem you of the -1, as well as grant you additional points based on the response.
Orel: 9
Sax: 6
Delino: 5
AC: 3
Everyone Else: -2
@other greg, that's another damned good point!
personally, I think we should just scrap the whole voting thing and have the Sons pick straws. Then bring him back at the All Star Break with a neutron bomb threatening a hostile take over unless he's declared the Uber Son.
Gregs-a-poppin!
One of the two Gregs needs some kind of ID, like Erin #2
Three cheers for Delino. La Chaim.
Isn't the prospect of a free Delino card a disincentive?
Sax - don't you dare taint my waters with your hate.
Classiest revision ever.
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