And there you have it, at 12:47p PT, conceded his spot as a Son with all the style you've come to expect from such a verbose individual:
"F y'all"...I think that's the same thing I said on August 26, 1988 when you fckrs traded me to St Louis and THEN won the world series....so maybe, you'll win in 2010?
The Dapper Dominican, ladies and gentlemen, was never one to beat around the bush.
Sidebar updated (updated again 1/27 9:30a). Farewell, Pedro, and thanks for all the memories!
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Conan O'Brien could not have written something more eloquent than that. Godspeed Pedro Guerrero!
Sidebar already update; PG already sworn out. Did you already revoke his securoty clearance, I hope? That way, he can't sneak in and post anyth--wait, what am I saying? He never posted anything even when he was a Son.
*updated
*security
Jesus, this sobriety is screwing up my typing.
So can we expect this level of competition (read: bribery) each off-season??
Neeebs, it's time for one of your famous wrap-ups of the action now that this election is over.
And someone also needs to come get all Doris Kearns Goodwin on us and tell us what the Pedro administration meant. Maybe I can do that, complete with overuse of hand gestures and extreme overuse of FDR quotations.
Is Fred's Brim sad?
For as long as I've known Pedro, he has always shown the utmost class and dignity necessary in a Dodger blogger; that is to say, he's shown none at all.
This will have to be updated:
http://www.sonsofstevegarvey.com/2008/01/sosg-presents-better-know-blogger.html
Sorry I don't have a tiny URL.
There once was a Son named Pedro
Who turned out to be more like Fredo.
He ran away with the election,
Which, upon reflection,
Wasn't really a win, bro.
[Sorry, not much to work with in "Pedro."]
Alas, so passes Pedro Guerrero.
His posts, admit it, were quite rare, though.
When the electorate nixed him,
The Sons eighty-sixed him.
He'll now be pumping your gas at the Valero.
@DB, Mr C: Great limericks, but I can't believe neither of you worked in the word "afro".
Don't think "afro" wasn't in earlier versions, Sax. Someday my handwritten original manuscript for this limerick will be in the musty old archives of some prissy college, and you'll be able to see the work's progress where I tried to work in "afro" and "Avogadro."
Crap, Pedro owes me 20 bucks.
Fred's Brim indifferent
FB indifferent. Just like the rest of our apathetic electorate. You people make me sick!
[j/k]
@DB 6.22p: how could you leave out Avogadro, on principle alone?
Dusty - You're kind of a clown after leaving the Dodgers, joining up with Barry Bonds, the Giants, the Reds, etc. Dude, Pedro posted some classics.
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