Thursday, October 15, 2009

NLCS Game 1 Thread vs. Fillies, 5p

The playoff beards of Clayton Kershaw.

Cole Hamels (0-0, -.--) vs. Clayton Kershaw (0-0, -.--).

Hey, they reset pitching stats after each round. Who knew? Anyhoo, it's time to put aside Dodger Divorce Thoughts and refocus on the here and now: 21-year-old Kershaw, who in two years has gone from callow rookie fireballer to grizzled (see above) NLCS Game 1 starter. Kershaw's left-handedness will come in handy against Subway pitchman Ryan Howard, although it won't necessarily give him the edge against Chase Utley and Raul Ibanez.

And if Kershaw needs a hand, we can expect to see Chad Billingsley out of the bullpen — a move he took graciously. "We're here to win games. We're not here for individual achievements," he said, and it makes you root for him that much more. (Additional roster updates: Hiroki Kuroda and Scott Elbert in, Jon Garland and NLDS Game 1 bullpen hero Jeff Weaver out.)

As for the Dodger hitters, they're big boys now. Andre Ethier and Matt Kemp are the boppers; Manny Ramirez is now a complementary piece, not the centerpiece. Rafael Furcal, Casey Blake and James Loney are the glue. Remember, this is the same lineup that outscored the Cardinals 13-6 in the three-game NLDS.

Hamels went 2-0 with a 1.93 ERA against the Dodgers in last year's NLCS, but don't expect those numbers again this year. Why? Call it the Brett Tomko Effect. (Plus, Hamels is a new daddy and therefore sleep-deprived. If he's not? Deadbeat dad.) Tell you what, Mr. Hamels: Prove us right and we'll rename this principle Cole's Law. Get it? HA HA HA

Kershaw 1: AP photo; Kershaw 2: Kevork Djansezian/Getty Images; Kemp: Mark J. Terrill/AP

659 comments:

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NicJ said...

Lets give Durbin a Drubbing!

Paul said...

That was a strike?????

NicJ said...

damn it i thought that would drop.

sanfrandodgerfan said...

WHEWWWW!!!

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Dammit. Two out.

sanfrandodgerfan said...

Earn it TOO MEE...

Fred's Brim said...

wow Werth was really shallow on that

NicJ said...

happ to Thome. hope he makes a mistake.

Paul said...

Hey this is why we keep a roster spot open for this one trick pony.

NicJ said...

just give me a single.

sanfrandodgerfan said...

as long as he remembers the one trick...

sanfrandodgerfan said...

I HATE the # 25...

NicJ said...

put in park!

Delino DeShields, Sr said...

LAst week, after hearing the guy behind me yell "HOME RUN" every time there was even the littlest pop up, apparently I screamed out "AM I THE ONLY WHO SEES THE TRAJECTORY?!?!?!" I think that was after DeBaby spilled beer in my lap.

Delino DeShields, Sr said...

Thome's whole reason for being on the team is right here.

sanfrandodgerfan said...

SWEET...it HAS to be a strike...EYERS babe...

Delino DeShields, Sr said...

Tomorrow's game, I'm bringing a bath towel.

karina said...

Rancho Ardiendo!

sanfrandodgerfan said...

WOO HOO!...it's deja vous all over again...

Nostradamus said...

Drah-mah

MR.F said...

RANCHO RAFIENDO!

NicJ said...

dont get thrown out from center thome!!

Delino DeShields, Sr said...

What's with the grump? Let them get their pinch runner

NicJ said...

Bringing the speed out!!

Delino DeShields, Sr said...

Wolf looks so flushed

Paul said...

Use the force wolf!!

NicJ said...

come on raffy!

Delino DeShields, Sr said...

Where was he? Top Deck?

Orel said...

Why wasn't Wolf ready?

NicJ said...

he didnt have cleats on

sanfrandodgerfan said...

brb...gotta get my lady from bart...keep the faith you all...

Orel said...

c'mon Raffy

Delino DeShields, Sr said...

two inches up would have gotten us two runs

Orel said...

Full countiendo!

NicJ said...

runners going!!!

Nostradamus said...

Dyin here

Delino DeShields, Sr said...

antici......

NicJ said...

DAMN!!!!!!

Delino DeShields, Sr said...

farging icehole

NicJ said...

nothing out of a bases loaded situation. Lets tie it up at least for a potential walk off.

NicJ said...

meh, blake has been worse. Games not over though.

Orel said...

FIST

Orel said...

Nine outs to get one run. Doable.

Paul said...

Hey it is Kuuuu o

Kyle Baker said...

This is definitely doable. Hold em now. Meat of Dodger order coming up. Beer flowing. Confidence returning.

Ken said...

i need some rolaids

Ken said...

whos going to the game tomorrow
i will be in lower reserve

NicJ said...

All you need is run, run.
Run is all you need.

Ken said...

LAsportsfan

dont u know we have to get the runs after the stretch~
history dictates it

NicJ said...

damn, opposing baserunners is not what we need.

Fred's Brim said...

damn - that's what we needed out of you, Raffy

NicJ said...

wow, that was an out?

Ken said...

got him

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Revenge of Fangraphs.

Ken said...

pick off the whack-ass hawaiian

NicJ said...

everyone in my house is doing the strike call fist pump. its not even planned or anything. i dont even want to bring it up because they might stop.

Ken said...

hey the game is at the plate

Fred's Brim said...

that looked good

NicJ said...

that was more of a strike than the other one.

Fred's Brim said...

narsty!

Kyle Baker said...

Beard Mode's beard IS getting longer. I guess if you already have a beard, the playoff beard is more difficult to pull off.

Fred's Brim said...

it's time for Matty to re-emerge

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Just one run.

NicJ said...

do they have another lefty for andre?

Ken said...

yes!!!!

Fred's Brim said...

maybe Casey is letting his back hair grow out for the playoffs

Ken said...

oh thank the lord for having viagra getting rid of the viagra song

Paul said...

Now let's take back what is ours!!! This time we are not joking!!!!!

DB I need a refill.

Kyle Baker said...

Ken-

Agreed re Viagra advert, but now we have some whitebread baby boomer talking to his own reflection in a storefront window. Good god, make this company stop its advertising.

Fred's Brim said...

Bastard-o was tough against us before, wasn't he?

Kyle Baker said...

Paulie! Get yourself another one out tha fridge already. I just did.

Paul said...

The pattern of the announcers shirts just gave made me dizzy.

NicJ said...

DB, yup

Delino DeShields, Sr said...

He'd have the greatest name in baseball if not for a certain Putz

Fred's Brim said...

damn ump - that wasnt a strike earlier in the game

koufax said...

im freaking out on this airplane right now, 4 mini glenlivets down...

NicJ said...

what a bastardo

Kyle Baker said...

Ethier has a lot of the power that E had.

Nostradamus said...

Leither-off double!

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Double!

Fred's Brim said...

yes, Dre, yes!

now get him the EFF home!

NicJ said...

i think andre may have spent the off days taking lefty batting practice.

Kyle Baker said...

Hang in there Koufax. How long til landing? Maybe you should switch to JD.

Paul said...

We are starting to come together boys. Starting to come together.

Kyle Baker said...

All up in they pen, now.

Ken said...

andre is even sexier to me~

koufax said...

3 more hours, ahhhhhh. i started with jack, but the glen is only 6 bucks, hard to ignore that DB.

NicJ said...

is evil chan ho park good?

Paul said...

This beer new beer looks better than the last

Fred's Brim said...

woah talk about a playoff beard!

Kyle Baker said...

You made the right decision, Koufax. I shouldn't have questioned you.

NicJ said...

i love mannys after homerun staredown

koufax said...

i liked chan ho so much better when he was on our team

NicJ said...

i didnt.

karina said...

don't strand Ethier, please!

Kyle Baker said...

This is when our diabolical plan to ship Park to Phiwwy should pay off. He has lurked like a trojan horse and is now poised to come in and pitch shitty so we can pounce. Execute!

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

I need a hit here.

NicJ said...

step up your game kemp.

Ken said...

compact ur swing matty

Kyle Baker said...

Kemp showing patience.

Nostradamus said...

Before something more dramatic happens, thoughts on the seemingly high percentage of Scotch enthusiasts among SOSG faithful?

Kyle Baker said...

Mr C-

Can't be random.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Fuckity fuck fuck

NicJ said...

kemp you dissapoint

Kyle Baker said...

Kemp, you're not stepping it up, man. Getting to be some distance between Ethier and you now.

NicJ said...

come on casey, do something.

Kyle Baker said...

Kemp 3-18, 9 Ks, 0 BB

NicJ said...

how is park owning us right now?

Paul said...

Casey shorten that swing.

NicJ said...

should of leaned into it.

NicJ said...

i hate this.

koufax said...

WHY

Fred's Brim said...

damndamndamn

NicJ said...

oh how i wish we only gave up 3 runs in that inning.

Josh S. said...

Just checking in quickly to say that was some bulllllllshit.

Erin said...

I can't believe we just let Chan Ho Park do that to us. Wasting a lead-off double? Unacceptable.

Fred's Brim said...

and this is where Philly pushes it back out to a 3 run lead

gotta keep it close!!

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

That Ryan Howard double was a back-breaker.

Paul said...

Fuckin shit fuckty fucker.

NicJ said...

there is still hope, brad lidge is in that visitors pen.

Kyle Baker said...

I'd love to see a situation where we light up Lidge to win the game, thus rendering all the baseball media elite, idiots.

Delino DeShields, Sr said...

my favorite hat model

Fred's Brim said...

Park somehow pwned us back in May too

Fred's Brim said...

that's not good

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Throw strikes, George!

Fred's Brim said...

shape up, George!

NicJ said...

scoring no runs off the bases loaded is looming large.

NicJ said...

So breezy melts when the lights are on bright.

Kyle Baker said...

Can someone throw a mother fuckin strike? Who knew that might be required?

Paul said...

Flat Breezy hasn't looked good the last few weeks. Now the walks.

NicJ said...

great.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

That's game

Delino DeShields, Sr said...

the response to lidge's "comeback" has been asinine. First off, he's the f-ing closer. He should be able to get them out. And doing okay in two or three games in a row does not mean he's cured of his awful season.

Fred's Brim said...

why can't i predict Dodger runs like this? :(

Delino DeShields, Sr said...

so, um, that bit, blew, and sucked.

NicJ said...

two years in a row

Kyle Baker said...

Night, guys. It's been, er, fun. Until tomorrow...

NicJ said...

the offense is just too much

Fred's Brim said...

Al Leiter is looking smarter and smarter

karina said...

Really?

sanfrandodgerfan said...

0-2 count and he GIVES Ibanez a 'hit me' pitch...

karina said...

hey Nic j, it's just one game, not 2 years in a row!

NicJ said...

HFA is gone.

Fred's Brim said...

Ruiz you sonofabitch - i am so tired of you

karina said...

Is everyone sure it's Flat Brim Reaper on the mound?

Nostradamus said...

The goddamn plane has crashed into the mountain.

Paul said...

Their Armour is too strong for blasters

karina said...

@Fred's Brim i'm tired of the entire Phillies roster

NicJ said...

that good defense would of been good before the game was out of reach.

Quick FB predict 10 dodger runs in the next inning.

Fred's Brim said...

goddam walks, wild pitches and meatballs. There's no excuse for any of that

sanfrandodgerfan said...

Karina @8:21...then put the Jedi whammy on them...

Fred's Brim said...

Dodgers are gonna bat around and score 6 runs in the bottom of the 8th

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

I've stopped believing.

NicJ said...

8 runs on 7 hits, crazy.

Fred's Brim said...

@karina - me too. i forgot my hate for them, but they have done a nice job of reminding me

NicJ said...

So how 'bout them lakers?

Fred's Brim said...

lets get some baserunners

Fred's Brim said...

there's one

NicJ said...

could of used that line drive last inning.

sanfrandodgerfan said...

Lakers lost to the stinkin Dubs...how 'bout 'em?...

NicJ said...

its preseason.

Nostradamus said...

If we close within 1 and lose, I'm gonna walk into traffic (no, not really, but christ)

Fred's Brim said...

there's two

karina said...

@sanfrandodgerfan more than Jedi whammy, they deserve more of a Han Solo treatment to Greedo.

karina said...

Back to back singles, si se puede!

sanfrandodgerfan said...

nic...true...I'm jus' sayin'...

NicJ said...

"If we close within 1 and lose, I'm gonna walk into traffic (no, not really, but christ)"

Internet traffic?

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Where was that with the bases juiced?

Fred's Brim said...

and a third

Paul said...

This is red 55 I am going in!

sanfrandodgerfan said...

karina...the force is indeed strong with you...

Liking what I'm seein'...

NicJ said...

hmm, maybe i should continue not watching.

sanfrandodgerfan said...

my g.f., a PADRE fan...LOVES Juanito...

Paul said...

JP

our wedge!!! Always dependable and never dies.

Fred's Brim said...

and a fourth, but it costs an out

Nostradamus said...

Nic j

I'm not sure how one would walk into internet traffic. Tripping on an ethernet cable?

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

This is still tense.

sanfrandodgerfan said...

Rapi...mejito...

dodgersfanman said...

The 'pen falters.
Damn it Jim!

dodgersfanman said...

But here they come again!
Great game.

sanfrandodgerfan said...

Star Wars...DFM...not Star Trek...

NicJ said...

at least its a run.

sanfrandodgerfan said...

IT takes a(n) (ex) Dodger...

Fred's Brim said...

now a fifth...

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

And it rests on the shoulders of Manny Ramirez.

Nostradamus said...

Oh god, why do they alway pull this shit. I've lost months off my life tonight

Paul said...

Oh manny manny pleeeeeease. Eye of the manny!

NicJ said...

dont get too big, manny.

sanfrandodgerfan said...

TOFTT Manny...

karina said...

This is "Showtime", Manny

Nostradamus said...

@fb

"A fifth"

I sure as hell need one

NicJ said...

madson has mannys number it looks like

NicJ said...

yup

NicJ said...

just imagine this game if we had any pitching at all tonight.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

I can't believe this is a slugfest.

sanfrandodgerfan said...

I just said the 'C' word when M*nny grounded out so weakly...my G.F. JUST happened to be walking into the living room...BOY...I am in the dog house now!...

Paul said...

I feel like Rocky after fighting Drago. "my hands they won't stop shakin"

sanfrandodgerfan said...

I feel like Apollo's face after Drago got done with him...

Fred's Brim said...

let 'em score three more so we can score 2 in the bottom of the inning

Paul said...

Shit throw fuckin strikes you bastards.

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