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Let the war of attrition begin!
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«Oldest ‹Older 1401 – 1600 of 3622 Newer› Newest»Threepio bumps and bangs his way into the cockpit.
I LOVE YOU SMONK(tears flowing)
THREEPIO: Sir, sir! Might I suggest...
Helen: How could you still see her if your not interested?
HAN: (to Leia) Shut him up or shut him down! (to Chewie) Check the
deflector shield!
Jerry: We're *friends*.
Chewie barks a reply as he readjusts an overhead switch.
Morty: Doesn't sound like you're friends to me. If you were friends you'd ask her for the number. Do you know where this other one works?
Jerry: Oh yeah...
Morty: Well, go up to the office.
HAN: Oh, great. Well, we can still outmaneuver them.
Helen: Up to her office?
EXTERIOR: SPACE -- MILLENNIUM FALCON -- STAR DESTROYERS
The Millennium Falcon races toward one of the huge oncoming
Star Destroyers. Suddenly, the Falcon starts into a deep dive
straight down, closely followed by four TIE fighters. The
underside of the Star Destroyer continues on a collision
course with two oncoming Star Destroyers. Slowly, it starts
to veer to the left.
Morty: Go to the building. She goes out to lunch, doesn't she?
Left is the second and final album by the band Hope of the States, released on June 19, 2006. It was released on CD, DualDisc CD/DVD, and as a limited edition double 10" vinyl. The album was preceded by two singles, the limited edition "Blood Meridian EP" and "Sing It Out", which reached #39 in the singles charts. The album itself reached #50 on the UK album charts on its initial release.
The album was described as slightly more accessible and guitar-oriented than were the tracks on Hope of the States's debut, The Lost Riots.
There followed a further single, the title track Left, which charted at #63 in August 2006, shortly before the band announced their split.[1]
INTERIOR: STAR DESTROYER -- BRIDGE
Out the front window, the two approaching Star Destroyers
can be seen veering to the left.
Jerry: I guess...
IMPERIAL OFFICER: Take evasive action!
Action Comics is an American comic book series which introduced Superman, the first major superhero character as the term is popularly defined. The publisher was originally known as Detective Comics, Inc., and later as National Comics and as National Periodical Publications, before taking on its current name of DC Comics, a subsidiary of Time Warner.
Alarms sound all over the huge ship. The two other Star
Destroyers get closer, one of them moving over the bridge so
close that it makes brushing contact with it.
It is a 1986 horror novel by American author Stephen King. The story follows the exploits of seven children as they are terrorized by the eponymous monster "It", a shapeshifter that takes the form of its victims' deepest fears. "It" primarily appears in the form of "Bob Gray" a.k.a. "Pennywise the Dancing Clown," described as resembling a combination of Bozo, Clarabell and Ronald McDonald, in order to attract its preferred prey of young children, though it occasionally feeds on adults. The novel is told through narratives alternating between two time periods, which is largely told in a third-person omniscient view. It deals with themes which would eventually become King staples: the power of memory, childhood trauma, and ugliness lurking beneath a façade of traditional small-town values. The novel won the British Fantasy Award in 1987, and received nominations for the Locus and World Fantasy Awards that same year.[1] Publishers Weekly listed It as the best-selling book in America in 1986.
EXTERIOR: SPACE -- MILLENNIUM FALCON -- TIE FIGHTERS
The Millennium Falcon races away from the colliding Star
Destroyers, still followed by four TIE fighters. Laser bolts
spark the pitch-black skies.
Morty: So, you stand in the lobby, by the elevator, and wait for her to come down for lunch.
INTERIOR: MILLENNIUM FALCON -- COCKPIT
Things have calmed down a bit, but the race isn't over yet.
Chewie barks at Han. Leia is still trying to recover from the
steep dive. The ship is buffeted by laser blasts.
Jerry: You mean "stakeout" the lobby?
HAN: Prepare to make the jump to light-speed.
Helen: Morty, that's ridiculous. Just ask Elaine for the number!
THREEPIO: But, sir!
Morty: He doesn't want to ask Elaine for the number.
The buffeting of lasers becomes louder and stronger.
Helen: So you've got him standing by the elevator like a *dope*! What happens when he sees her?
LEIA: They're getting closer!
Morty: He pretends he *bumped* into her!
HAN: (with a gleam in his eye) Oh yeah? Watch this.
Jerry: Y'know what? This is *not* that *bad* an idea...
Expectantly, they look out the cockpit window as stars do
not go into hyperspace, but just sit there.
% At the building, G+J start to plot their strategy.
Han and Chewie look at each other and are thrown into an
acute state of concern.
I'm re-reading _It_ right now, in fact, for the first time since I was a teen.
LEIA: Watch what?
George: What does she look like?
Han tries again. Still nothing.
Jerry: I dunno. Hard to say.
HAN: I think we're in trouble.
George: What actress does she remind you of?
THREEPIO: If I may say so, sir, I noticed earlier the hyperdrive
motivator has been damaged. It's impossible to go to light-speed!
Jerry: Loni Anderson.
HAN: We're in trouble!
George: Loni Anderson?!
The explosions become heavier.
Jerry: What, there's something wrong with Loni Anderson? Hey listen, thanks again for running over here. I appreciate it.
Nothin' to say, just bringing' the mad V energy.
George: Yeah, sure. I was showing a condo on 48th st. Besides, you think I wanna miss this?
EXTERIOR: SPACE -- MILLENNIUM FALCON -- TIE FIGHTERS -- STAR DESTROYER
The Falcon races into the starry vastness, followed by the
four Imperial TIE fighters and an Imperial Star Destroyer.
Jerry: I'm a little nervous.
INTERIOR: MILLENNIUM FALCON -- COCKPIT
Stars race by as flak bursts outside the Falcon's window.
George: Yeah, me too...
Han works furiously at some control panels while giving
various orders to Chewie.
Jerry: If I see her, what do I say that I'm doing here in the building?
HAN: Horizontal boosters...!
George: You came to see me; I work in the building.
(Chewie barks)
Jerry: What do you do?
HAN: Alluvial dampers...! Well that's not it.
George: I'm an *architect*.
(Chewie barks)
Jerry: You're an *architect*?
HAN: Bring me the hydrospanners!
Hydrospanners are a...oh, fuck it.
Chewie hurries over to the pit and places the tools on the
edge.
Edge (エッジ?), real name Eiji Yamada (山田 栄二, Yamada Eiji?), is a student from Gedo High School and member of the school's gang, introduced in Rival Schools: United By Fate. His most distinguishing features are his blonde hair, usually styled into tall spikes, his purple clothes, and his use of knives when fighting.
In Rival Schools, Edge is one of the Gedo students who joins a disguised Akira in finding the whereabouts of Gedo's gang leader, Daigo. Though Edge is initially suspecting of Akira, and even engages, with Gan's assistance, a fight with her, he eventually comes to accept her, especially after she reveals her true gender. His ending has him initially choosing to stop picking fights with other children, but changes his mind at the urging of several of his classmates.
In Project Justice, Edge becomes suspicious when a returning Daigo has him and Gan performing various, irrational attacks against other schools. Through the help of Akira and her friends at Seijyun High, the Gedo students break Daigo out of his brainwashing. The Gedo High ending in the game reveals that Edge is named one of the leaders of the Gedo gang after Daigo leaves to train. He is voiced by Yoshiharu Yamada.
HAN: I don't know how we're going to get out of this one.
"One" is a song by Harry Nilsson, famous for its opening line "One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do." The song appeared on Aerial Ballet, Nilsson's third album.
In 1969, rock band Three Dog Night covered the song on their debut album Three Dog Night, with Chuck Negron on lead vocal. The song was released as a single and became a hit, reaching number 5 on the Billboard Hot 100. That same year, the song was covered by Australian singer Johnny Farnham, reaching number 4 on the Australian charts.
Suddenly, a loud thump hits the side of the Falcon,
causing it to lurch radically. Chewie barks. The tools fall
into the pit on top of Han.
Han, formerly Hanköy and Hüsrevpaşa, is a town and district of Eskişehir Province in the Central Anatolia region of Turkey. According to a 2000 census, population of the district is 3,681 of which 2,050 live in the town of Han.[1][2] The district covers an area of 250 km2 (97 sq mi), and the town lies at an average elevation of 1,207 m (3,960 ft).
HAN: Oww! Chewie!
Some stunning cameo roles during his first season in North London have made Carlos one of the Club’s most exciting attacking prospects.
The Mexican officially signed from Celta Vigo in 2007 but spent the subsequent 18 months learning his trade on the continent. First he featured for Salamanca in the Segunda Division before helping Osasuna avoid relegation from La Liga in 2007/08.
More turbulence rocks the ship.
“There are similarities,” said Arsène Wenger when comparing Abou Diaby to Patrick Vieira. “They are the same stature, the same size and have the similar style.”
In the eyes of Arsenal supporters there can be no higher praise.
The young French midfielder has all the attributes to fill the boots of his veteran compatriot – strength, skills, vision and a rasping shot from distance. All he needs is a consistent, injury-free season.
HAN: That was no laser blast! Something hit us.
Bacary has established himself as one of the Premier League’s most consistent full-backs.
The affable Frenchman took to English football like a duck to water when he arrived in the summer of 2007. Not for him the adaptation period that even luminaries like Dennis Bergkamp and Thierry Henry needed. No, Bacary looked the part from day one.
LEIA: (over comlink) Han, get up here!
George: I'm not?
George: I'm not?
1500
HAN: Come on, Chewie!
Jerry: I don't see architecture comin from you...
Han climbs out of the hold like a shot. Both he and Chewie
run out of the hold and toward the cockpit.
George: I suppose *you* could be an architect...
INTERIOR: MILLENNIUM FALCON -- COCKPIT
Out the front cockpit window, they see hundreds of
asteroids racing by.
Jerry: I never said that I was the architect. Just somethin' else...
There was perhaps no finer sight in pre-season than Tomas Rosicky back in Arsenal colours.
After no fewer than 18 months on the sidelines, the Czech midfielder played 45 minutes of Arsenal’s friendly clash at Barnet and was named captain by Arsène Wenger. He followed up that outing with a long-awaited comeback appearance on home soil in the Emirates Cup at the start of August. Tomas almost marked this comeback with a goal, but a clinical right-foot finish from the edge of the area was ruled out for offside.
LEIA: Asteroids!
George: Alright, she's not even gonna ask, if we *see* her, which is remote.
Han changes places with Leia who has been at the controls,
and Chewie gets into his chair. Han works his controls as a
chunk of rock crosses in front of the ship.
Thomas Vermaelen looks set to have a long, prosperous Arsenal career.
He was the Club’s major summer signing in 2009 and has proved to be an ideal replacement for Kolo Toure, who left for Manchester City.
Thomas captained Ajax last term but his arrival at Emirates Stadium still raised a few eyebrows. At six feet tall, was he big enough to cut it as a Premier League centre back?
HAN: Oh, no! Chewie, set two-seven-one.
Jerry: Well what'dya want me to say, that I just wandered in here?!
LEIA: What are you doing? You're not actually going into an asteroid
field?
Manuel Almunia chose the biggest game of the 2008/09 season to confirm his status as a top-class keeper.
The Spaniard was plucked from the football backwaters of Spain to join Arsenal in 2005 and, without a famous name or major price tag, has sometimes struggled to get the recognition his outstanding form has deserved.
HAN: They'd be crazy to follow us, wouldn't they?
George: We're having lunch with a friend-- he works in the building.
Another asteroid thumps against the ship and Leia winces at
the jolt.
Jerry: What is *his* name?
At some point in the future when Theo looks back at his career, he will probably judge 2008/09 as his breakthrough campaign.
He began the season on the fringes of the Arsenal and England sides, remembered for flashes of brilliance – his brace at Birmingham, his assist at Anfield – but yet to make a sustained contribution.
George: Bert... Har... bin... son. Bert Har-bin-son.
Eduardo’s competitive return from injury was probably the most heartwarming sight of last season.
It came on February 16, 2009, seven days before the anniversary of the horrific injury he suffered at Birmingham.
Making a full recovery from that broken leg and dislocated ankle was an achievement in itself. Even better, Eduardo appeared to be as good as ever. He marked his comeback with two FA Cup goals against Cardiff and followed that with an impudent volley against Burnley in his next match.
Jerry: Bert Harbinson? It sounds made up.
LEIA: You don't have to do this to impress me.
George: No good? Alright, how about Art... Corr.....
THREEPIO: Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid
field is approximately three thousand, seven hundred and twenty to one.
Jerry: Art Corr...
HAN: Never tell me the odds!
George: ...velay...
EXTERIOR: ASTEROID BELT -- MILLENNIUM FALCON
The Falcon turns into the asteroid storm and as the ship
completes its turn, asteroids start coming straight at the
cockpit windows.
Jerry: Corvelay?
A large asteroid tumbles away from the Falcon's path at top
speed. Several smaller asteroids crash into the big one,
creating small explosions on its surface. Other asteroids of
all sizes pass by in every direction, some colliding and
exploding. The tiny Millennium Falcon veers around the big
asteroid and races past it through the rain of rocks, followed
by four TIE fighters, which bob and weave around the
asteroids.
George: Yeah, right.
One of the pursuing TIE fighters connects with an asteroid
and explodes. The other fighters are pelted with a steady
stream of smaller explosions.
Jerry: Well, what does *he* do?
Two huge asteroids tumble toward the Millennium Falcon,
which quickly banks around both of them. The three TIE
fighters follow in hot pursuit until one of the fighters
scrapes an asteroid and tumbles out of control into deep
space.
George: He's an importer.
EXTERIOR: SPACE -- STAR DESTROYER -- ASTEROID BELT
The massive Star Destroyer blasts oncoming asteroids as it
follows the Falcon. Smaller asteroids explode across its vast
surface.
Jerry: Just imports, no exports?
Mmm, it's been pretty quiet. Hang in there smonk. It's only a matter of time and you will be mine.
EXTERIOR: SPACE -- STAR DESTROYER -- ASTEROID BELT
The massive Star Destroyer blasts oncoming asteroids as it
follows the Falcon. Smaller asteroids explode across its vast
surface.
George: He's an importer/exporter, okay?
EXTERIOR: MILLENNIUM FALCON -- TIE FIGHTERS -- ASTEROID BELT
The Falcon twists on its side as it races around an
oncoming asteroid. Two TIE fighters follow in the distance,
coming from either side.
George: Say, did Elaine ever call you back?
INTERIOR: MILLENNIUM FALCON -- COCKPIT
Asteroids race by the cockpit window as Han pilots his
trusty craft through the dangerous field.
Jerry: No, I guess she's still mad.
Looking out the cockpit window, the Falcon crew sees a big
asteroid drop past the window, narrowly missing their ship.
Chewie barks in terror as a slightly smaller asteroid comes
especially close -- to close -- and bounces off the Falcon
with a loud crunch. Threepio's hands cover his eyes. He
manages a short peek at the cockpit window. Princess Leia sits
stone-faced, staring at the action. Han gives her a quick
look.
George: I don't understand, you never talk to her about other women?
HAN: You said you wanted to be around when I made a mistake; well,
this could be it, sweetheart.
Jerry: Never.
LEIA: I take it back. We're going to get pulverized if we stay out
here much longer.
% Bing! The elevator opens up and...
The group watches as more asteroids race by outside the
window.
Jerry: Wait a second... That's her... on the right.
HAN: I'm not going to argue with that.
George: I forgot who I am! Who am I?!
THREEPIO: Pulverized?
Jerry: You're you. We're having lunch with Art Corvelay.
HAN: I'm going in closer to one of the big ones.
George: Vandelay!
LEIA: Closer?
Jerry: Corvelay!
THREEPIO: Closer?!
George: Let me be the architect, I can do it!
Chewbacca barks the same word, only louder.
Fred's Brim barks at Chewbacca!
Fred's Brim MAAAD!
EXTERIOR: MILLENNIUM FALCON -- ASTEROID BELT
The Millennium Falcon dives toward the surface of one of
the moon-sized asteroids. There is a continued display of
explosions against the starry void as smaller asteroids
collide with larger chunks of rock. The two remaining TIE
fighters follow the Falcon to the large asteroid. The Falcon
skims the surface of the giant asteroid as, all the while,
small asteroids explode on the surface of the ship.
% Jerry ignores George and approaches Vanessa.
Hello Cleveland! Hello Cleveland!
INTERIOR: MILLENNIUM FALCON -- COCKPIT
Rattled by the violent rocking of the starship, Threepio is
nearly in hysterics.
Koalas have two opposable digits on each hand.
THREEPIO: Oh, this is suicide!
Jerry: Hey, hey... Pamela's birthday party, didn't I see you there... Jerry.
Han notices something on his main scope and nudges his
faithful Wookiee, pointing.
Vanessa: Sure! Hi!
HAN: There. That looks pretty good.
Jerry: This is George. ["Grasps" for her name] I'm sorry...
LEIA: What looks pretty good?
Vanessa: Vanessa.
HAN: Yeah. That'll do nicely.
George: Nice to meet you.
THREEPIO: (to Leia) Excuse me, ma'am, but where are we going?
Jerry: Ah, Sagman, Bennet, Robbins, Oppenheim and Taft.
Out the cockpit window, they see that they are skimming the
surface of the enormous asteroid and nearing a large crater.
Vanessa: That's right! What're you doing here?
EXTERIOR: MILLENNIUM FALCON -- GIANT ASTEROID CRATER
The Millennium Falcon dives into the huge crater and
disappears.
Jerry: Oh, were meeting a friend of ours for lunch. He works here in the building.
INTERIOR: MILLENNIUM FALCON -- COCKPIT
LEIA: I hope you know what you're doing.
George: Yeah, Art *Vandelay*.
HAN: Yeah, me too.
Vanessa: Really? Which company?
INTERIOR: GIANT ASTEROID CRATER
The Falcon races down into the crater. The walls are barely
visible as the ship speed through the tunnellike opening. A
small cave appears on one side of the crater, and the Falcon
turns, slows, and scoots into it.
Jerry: I don't know. He's an importer.
EXTERIOR: SPACE -- LUKE'S X-WING
The tiny X-wing speeds toward the cloud cover of Dagobah.
Artoo, riding on the back of the fighter, turns his head back
and forth with some anxiety.
Vanessa: Importer?
INTERIOR: LUKE'S X-WING -- COCKPIT
Luke watches Artoo's words as they are translated and
screened on the computer scope.
George: ...And exporter.
LUKE: (into comlink) Yes, that's it. Dagobah.
Artoo beeps a hopeful inquiry.
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Jerry: He's an importer/exporter.
LUKE: (into comlink) No, I'm not going to change my mind about this.
(getting a little nervous) I'm not picking up any cities or
technology. Massive life-form readings, though. There's something
alive down there...
George: I'm, uh, I'm an architect.
Artoo beeps, this time a slightly worried question.
Vanessa: Really. What do you design?
LUKE: (into comlink) Yes, I'm sure it's perfectly safe for droids.
wow, this thread has really become something amazing
EXTERIOR: SPACE -- DAGOBAH -- LUKE'S X-WING
The X-wing continues its flight through the twilight above
the cloud-covered planet.
George: Uh, railroads, uh...
INTERIOR: LUKE'S X-WING -- COCKPIT
Luke sees the cloud race by as he takes his craft closer
to the planet. He must operate his controls carefully since
the cloud cover has completely obscured his vision. An alarm
buzzes in the background, Artoo beeps and whistles
frantically.
Vanessa: I thought engineers do that.
LUKE: (into comlink) I know, I know! All the scopes are dead. I can't
see a thing! Just hang on, I'm going to start the landing cycle...
George: They can...
The blast of the retrorockets is deafening, drowning out
Artoo's electronic squeals. Suddenly, there is a cracking
sound as if limbs were being broken off trees and then a
tremendous jolt as the spacecraft stops. Luke pulls a switch
and his canopy pops open.
Jerry: Y'know I'm sorry you had to leave so early the other night.
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