I think Pedro Guerrero would have too, but he's gone the way of [Was(Not Was)'s] The Dinosaur. A Delino was in utero when the Flyers last won the Cup. But I'm all sorts of old enough now. And as Rae Dawn Chong movies have taught us, they're America's Team.
Unlike their Broad St neighbors, the Flyers aren't stealing anything besides the Bruins' hopes, dreams, and groupies.