But the challenge was much greater than anything Kobayashi or reigning hot dog champ Joey Chestnut ever accomplished. EAT ONE DOUBLE DOWN. JUST ONE.
Not one Son would do it. Sax claimed something about family obligations. Orel muttered about a childhood trauma at KFC featuring a Little Bucket Parfait. And Pedro Guerrero screamed out "how many times is this site going to kill me?"
Thus, I will be walking down this road alone. I'm off to my local KFC, and will post about my trials and tribulations right here. Stay tuned.