Hiroki Kuroda (4-1, 2.66) John Ely (1-1, 3.86) vs. Wandy Rodriguez (2-4, 4.81).
He's wondering about Ethier's year
He makes out the lineup
Pats down his thinning hair
Then asks his coaches
"Do we match up all right?"
They say, "Joe Torre, things look Wandyful tonight"
Yes, Wandy Rodriguez
His command is not all there
It was 3.02 just last year
Hiroki Kuroda And that John Ely
Has been more than all right
Like they said, things look Wandyful tonight
We feel Wandyful
Because our team's won seven in a row
And the Wandy of it all
Is that we just do realize how much we love it