But Friday night will not disappoint. As long as they do at least ALL of the following.
1. First pitch - Jek Porkins.
The sympathetically-named full-figured Red Six pilot who was too large to fit into a redshirt, yet suffered the same fate.
Think he's not important enough? Then why does he have his own figure?
Lucas just doesn't give figures to anybody.
And if that's too complicated, how about some sleeping bags?
Two of my cooler friends just added this to the wedding registry. How could I not get it for them?
3. Between innings, show sections of Mr. Plinkett's 70-minute Phantom Menace review. It's the best thing to come out of the new trilogy - a complete evisceration of Episode 1. Trust A Delino. (Here's ten minutes of it to give you a sample.)
4. Katy Perry in Leia's Return of the Jedi costume.