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*scrotch*
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merry christmas ya bastiches.
YODA: If you honor what they fight for...yes!
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Luke is in great anguish. He struggles with the dilemma, a
battle raging in his mind.
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BEN: If you choose to face Vader, you will do it alone. I cannot
interfere.
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Oh Greg, why don't you have a photo...
Did you just pipe ( | ) Tsar?
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3156 comments, for a sock monkey.
EK, I think you should consider tightening the window of time, perhaps...
(dies)
LUKE: I understand. (he moves to his X-wing) Artoo, fire up the
converters.
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Artoo whistles a happy reply.
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I see a bad moon rising.
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BEN: Luke, don't give in to hate -- that leads to the dark side.
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Luke nods and climbs into his ship.
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Anyone up now? Huh? Huh?
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YODA: Strong is Vader. Mind what you have learned. Save you it can.
Met her down at that
Tokyo place
Loved her pretty face
I said "Hey you're alright,
so alright"
I was sitting in her car
She told me "You're a star,
and I know you"
She was a fast machine, she kept the motor clean,
She was the best damn woman that I ever seen
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See me ride out of the sunset
on your color TV screen,
I'm for all that I can get
If you know what I mean,
She said "Take me home,
I need love so strong
Come on knock me out,
knock me out
I've been too long alone
I want hot love, you know
And I need it now"
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I'm a rolling thunder, a pouring rain
I'm comin on like a hurricane
My lightning's flashing across the sky
You're only young but you're gonna die
LUKE: I will. And I'll return. I promise.
Living easy, living free
Season ticket on a one-way ride
Asking nothing, leave me be
Taking everything in my stride
Artoo closes the cockpit. Ben and Yoda stand watching as
the roar of the engines and the wind engulf them.
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YODA: (sighs) Told you, I did. Reckless is he. Now matters are worse.
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WILL THE SIMIAN MENACE EVER END?
^Brevity is the soul of wit.^
Still Bored
3200!
pfft, what's with cheating to get yourself to 3200!
I make no apologies.
lol
She said,"Hey, let's go,
don't put on a show
You're just another piece,
Another piece of meat"
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Oh let the sun beat down upon my face
With stars to fill my dream.
I am a traveler of both time and space
To be where I have been.
BEN: That boy is our last hope.
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YODA: (looks up) No. There is another.
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Let me take you to the movies. Can I take you to the show.
Let me be yours ever truly. Can I make your garden grow.
Switching to Led Zep?
happy new year you sons of bitches.
Happy New Year you smonkstakers
EXTERIOR: SPACE -- PLANET DAGOBAH
Luke's tiny X-wing rockets away from the green planet of
Dagobah and off into space.
INTERIOR: CLOUD CITY -- LIVING QUARTERS -- DAY
Within the quarters assigned her on Cloud City, Leia paces
in agitation. She has changed from her cold-weather pants and
jacket to a lovely dress. Her hair is down, tied back with
ribbons. She moves from a large, open window and turns to see
Han entering through the doorway.
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Then as it was, then again it will be
An' though the course may change sometimes
Rivers always reach the sea
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She's my cherry pie,
Cool drink of water, such a sweet surprise.
Tastes so good, make a grown man cry,
Sweet cherry pie, oh yeah.
I had a dream. Crazy dream.
Anything I wanted to know, any place I needed to go
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There's a lady who's sure
All that glitters is gold
And she's buying a stairway to heaven
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Death comes sweeping through the hallway
Like a lady's dress
Death comes driving down the highway
In it's sunday best
She'll be coming around the mountain when she comes. She'll be coming around the mountain when she comes.
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Sound of the drums
Beatin' in my heart
The thunder of guns
Tore me apart
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Hammer of the gods will drive our ships to new land,
To fight the horde, sing and cry: Valhalla, I am coming!
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Burn out the day
Burn out the night
I can't see no reason to put up a fight
I'm living for giving the devil his due
Back in black
I hit the sack
I've been too long I'm glad to be back
Yes I'm, let loose
From the noose
That's kept me hanging about
At night I walk this stinkin' street
Past the crazies on my block
And I see the same old faces
And I hear that same old talk
And I'm searchin' for the latest thing
A break in this routine
I'm talking some new kicks
Ones like you ain't never seen
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Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith
Once upon a time you dressed so fine
You threw the bums a dime in your prime, didn't you ?
People'd call, say, "Beware doll, you're bound to fall"
You thought they were all kiddin' you
You used to laugh about
Everybody that was hangin' out
Now you don't talk so loud
Now you don't seem so proud
About having to be scrounging for your next meal.
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On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair
Warm smell of colitas, rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
I had to stop for the night
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Oh no, they say he's got to go
Go go Godzilla, yeah
Oh no, there goes Tokyo
Go go Godzilla, yeah
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All our times have come
Here but now they're gone
Seasons don't fear the reaper
Nor do the wind, the sun or the rain
We can be like they are
Come on baby... Don't fear the Reaper
Baby take my hand... Don't fear the Reaper
We'll be able to fly... Don't fear the Reaper
Baby I'm your man...
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More and more I'm thinking bout se se sex
The more I think the better it gets
More and more I'm thinking bout se se sex
The more I think the worse it gets
But my baby loves to rock
And my baby loves to roll
My baby loves to all night long
My baby loves to rock
She loves to rock.....
She loves to rock.....
She loves to rock.....
Who will be the last one alive, this thread or Lasorda?
On a warm summer's evenin' on a train bound for nowhere
I met up with the gambler, we were both too tired to sleep
So we took turns a starin' out the window at the darkness
'Til boredom overtook us and he began to speak
My mama told me when I was young
Said sit beside me my only son
And listen closely to what I say
And if you do this it'll help you some sunny day
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He wants to dream like a young man
With the wisdom of an old man.
He wants his home and security,
He wants to live like a sailor at sea.
Oh. my. God. Becky...
Look at her butt.
It is SO big.
She looks like one of those...
rap guys' girlfriends.
But, you know, who understands those rap guys?
They only talk to her, because,
she looks like a total prostitute, 'kay?
I mean, her butt, is just so big.
I can't believe it's just so round,
it's like, out there, I mean...gross. Look!
She's just so...black!
Its been a long time since I rock and rolled,
Its been a long time since I did the stroll.
Ooh, let me get it back, let me get it back,
Let me get it back, baby, where I come from.
The jig is up, the news is out
They finally found me
The renegade who had it made
Retrieved for a bounty
Never more to go astray
The judge will have revenge today
On the wanted man
It's getting hot in herre
So take off all your clothes
I am getting so hot I want to take my clothes off
I went down to the demonstration
To get my fair share of abuse
Singing, "We're gonna vent our frustration
If we don't we're gonna blow a 50-amp fuse"
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I guess that it was bound to happen
Was just a matter of time
Now I've come to my decision
And it's a one of the painful kind
'Cause now it seems that you wanted a martyr
Just a regular guy wouldn't do
But baby, I can't hang upon no lover's cross for you
Your daddy works in porno
Now that mommy's not around
She used to love her heroin
But now she's underground
So you stay out late at night
And you do your coke for free
Drivin' your friends crazy
With your life's insanity
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No I'll stand my ground, won't be turned around
And I'll keep this world from draggin me down
gonna stand my ground
... and I won't back down
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The birds in every tree
Are all so neighborly.
They sing wherever I go.
I guess I'm just a lucky so and so
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Now, I goin' to Rosedale, Take my rider by my side
Still barrelhouse, If it's on the riverside, yeah
I know my baby, Lord, I said, "is really sloppy drunk"
I know my mama, Lord, a brownskin, but she ain't no plum
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The deeper you go
the higher you fly
The higher you fly
the deeper you go
So come on,come on
Come on is such a joy
Come on is such a joy
Come on let's make it easy
Come on let's make it easy
Take it easy
Take it easy
Everybody's got something to hide except me and my monkey
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A-ramble on, and now's the time, the time is now
Sing my song, I'm goin' 'round the world, I gotta find my girl
On my way, I've been this way ten years to the day
Ramble on, gotta find the queen of all my dreams
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Around Christmas I dreamed I had won "smoggie", (as I call him) I forgot how far you have to scroll down to post so I really thought I won. I started reorganizing my shrine to all things Dodgers and noticed I couldn't find it anywhere! Now I must post again!
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O' worshippers of the mighty All.I had a dream the basemaster general came to me. We had a little snack at the donut shop.He said "Drink from my bonus cup,it is my blood.Eat of this crapper,it is my body".And the spirit entered me and I became allular.The basemaster said "You are the chosen one".
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Backstroke lover always hidin' 'neath the covers
Till I talked to your daddy, he say
He said "you ain't seen nothin' till you're down on a muffin
Then you're sure to be a-changin' your ways"
I met a cheerleader, was a real young bleeder
Oh, the times I could reminisce
'Cause the best things of lovin' with her sister and her cousin
Only started with a little kiss
Like this!
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Every time that I look in the mirror
All these lines on my face getting clearer
The past is gone
It went by, like dusk to dawn
Isn't that the way
Everybody's got their dues in life to pay
q
If I leave here tomorrow
Would you still remember me?
For I must be traveling on, now
'Cause there's too many places
I've got to see
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Thou shall not commit laundry
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Purple haze all in my brain
Lately things just don't seem the same
Actin' funny, but I don't know why
'Scuse me while I kiss the sky
Kiss This!
Thou shall covet thy neighbors food
I hear the train a comin'
It's rollin' 'round the bend,
And I ain't seen the sunshine,
Since, I don't know when,
I'm stuck in Folsom Prison,
And time keeps draggin' on,
But that train keeps a-rollin',
On down to San Antone.
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The drunkard he staggers around
The alleys of cities and towns
His sorrows he tries to drown
Solutions,solutions,solutions to his problems
Can never be found
Booze is what he choose
Like a gypsy he's tipsy he drinks too much whiskey
Gypsy he's tipsy he drinks too much
Mr. Winehead staggers,Deh
Booze is what he chooses,oh yay
Booze is what he chose
Watch him how he topples over
MAN NO SOBER
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3300!
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Thou shalt not commit adulthood
I keep a close watch on this heart of mine
I keep my eyes wide open all the time
I keep the ends out for the tie that binds
Because you're mine, I walk the line
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I close my eyes
only for a moment
and the moment's gone
all my dreams
pass before my eyes a curiosity
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If you're feeling down,depressed and lonely
I know a place that we can go
22 Acacia Avenue
Meet a lady that I know
So if you're looking for a good time
And you're prepared to pay the price
Fifteen quid is all she asks for
Everybody's got their vice
It's always the children that get hurt in these long, bitter custody battles.
q
Deep down Louisiana close to New Orleans
Way back up in the woods among the evergreens
There stood a log cabin made of earth and wood
Where lived a country boy named Johnny B. Goode
Who never ever learned to read or write so well
But he could play the guitar just like a ringing a bell
Amadeus,Amadeus,Rock me Amadeus
Amadeus,Amadeus,Rock me Amadeus
Amadeus,Amadeus,Rock me Amadeus
Amadeus,Amadeus,Rock me Amadeus
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I'm gonna write a little letter,
Gonna mail it to my local DJ.
Yeah an' it's a jumpin' little record
I want my jockey to play.
Roll Over Beethoven, I gotta hear it again today.
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Tongue tied,I'm short of breath
Don't even try
Try a little harder
Somethings wrong,your not naive
You must be strong
Ooh,baby,try
Hey girl move a little closer
You're
Too shy shy
Hush hush,eye to eye
Too shy shy
Hush hush,eye to eye
He was turned to steel
In the great magnetic field
When he traveled time
For the future of mankind
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Oh, won't you come with me
And take my hand
Oh, won't you come with me
And walk this land
Please take my hand
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We're caught in a trap
I can't walk out
Because I love you too much Baby
Why can't you see
What you're doing to me
When you don't believe a word I say
We can't go on together
With suspicious minds
And we can't build our dreams
With suspicious minds
HAN: The ship is almost finished. Two or Three more things and we're
in great shape.
Well, it's one for the money
Two for the show
Three to get ready
Now go, cat, go
But don't you
Step on my blue suede shoes
Well, you can do anything
But lay off of my blue suede shoes
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thou shalt not have no idea
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LEIA: The sooner the better. Something's wrong here. No one has seen
or knows anything about Threepio. He's been gone too long to have
gotten lost.
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Nothing never happens the way it should be until it does and you wish it never did.
*scrotch*
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When I win, my grandkids will ask me what a Dodger is.
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Give me a job, give me security
give me a chance to survive
I'm just a poor soul in the unemployment line
my god, I'm hardly alive
my mother and father, my wife and my friends
You see them laugh in my face
But I've got the power, and I've got the will
I'm not a charity case
Clean shirt, new shoes
and I don't know what I am gonna do.
Silk suit, black tie,
I don't need a reason why.
They come runnin' just as fast as they can
cause every girl is crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man.
*makes ZZ Top patented arm swing loop*
I confess
Everyone is overweight
And I'm obsessed
Talking is just masturbating
Without the mess
Addiction leaves you sad today
And unimpressed
I can't remember all the names
Everyone you meet today is just so fucking lame
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"There must be some kinda way out of here"
Said the joker to the thief
"There's too much confusion
I can't get no relief"
"Businessmen, they, they drink my wine
Plowmen dig my earth
None will level on the line
Nobody of it is worth", hey
Lord, I was born a ramblin' man
Trying to make a living and doing the best I can
When it's time for leaving, I hope you'll understand
That I was born a rambling man
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