So, yesterday you Met Smonk. Today, you learn how you can Get Smonk. This is how the lucky reader/Smonk recipient will be determined:
- Comment here as you please
- Whenever this thread goes without a comment for 48 hours, the reader who made the last comment wins! (comments from the Sons don't count)
- For your convenience, a "SoSG Smonkstakes" link to this thread has been placed on the sidebar.
Nothing more to it. Probably the simplest SoSG competition yet. Any questions ask here. I will leave you with more photos of Smonk during his SoSG tattoo surgical procedure:
Let the war of attrition begin!
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HAN: Yeah.
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LANDO: (shakes his head) Yeah, I'm responsible these days. It's the
price you pay for being successful.
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Han and Lando laugh together, and the group moves on
through the corridor.
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The lagging Threepio passes a Threepio-type silver droid
who is coming out of a door.
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THREEPIO: Oh! Nice to see a familiar face.
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SECOND THREEPIO: (mumbles) E chu ta!
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THREEPIO: How rude!
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Threepio stops, watching the silver droid move away. Then
he hears the muffled beeping and whistling of an R2 unit
coming from within the room.
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INTERIOR: CLOUD CITY -- ANTEROOM
Curious, Threepio enters the room.
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[[[Torture Post]]]
Do me,Matt Cassel.Do me.
*runs and hides from the blog police
THREEPIO: That sounds like an R2 unit in there. I wonder if...
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Threepio walks through the doorway to the main room. He
looks in.
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Come,Come,Coming like a nightmare...
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Jesus Christ, there have been about 1000 comments since I last graced this thread with my presence!
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THREEPIO: Hello? How interesting. Oh, my.
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My wrist is sore from all that scrolling.
Guess who's in on the action...
@Jason
Is that what the kids are calling it now days?
Mr C is a poo poo head.
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*knoffs Dusty in the robs with a misplaced apostrophe*
MAN'S VOICE: (from within) Who are you?
I'm scarred and impressed
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THREEPIO: Oh, I'm terribly sorry. I...I didn't mean to intrude. No,
no, please don't get up. No!
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Augmentation.
YOU CANNOT STOP ME
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A laser bolt to Threepio's chest sends him flying in twenty
directions. Smoldering mechanical arms and legs bounce off the
walls as the door whooshes closed behind him.
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*No se juenta estes personas con el pinche madre. Ya Basta!
*excuse the misspellings please.Garcia.
INTERIOR: CLOUD CITY -- CORRIDOR
Lando, Han, and Leia continue down the corridor unaware of
Threepio's dreadful accident. Chewbacca glances around, sniffs
the air, but shrugs his shoulders and follows the group.
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EXTERIOR: DAGOBAH -- BOG -- DUSK
In the bright lights of the fighter, Luke loads a heavy
case into the belly of the ship. Artoo sits on top of the
X-wing, settling down into his cubbyhole. Yoda stands nearby
on a log.
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Happy 1st Thanksgiving, Smonk!
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If I gotta work on Thanksgiving, I might as well goof off with Smonk!
Augmentation.
Suck it.
The Killer B's
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YODA: Luke! You must complete the training.
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LUKE: I can't keep the vision out of my head. They're my friends. I've
got to help them.
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YODA: You must not go!
we seem to have gotten to 3k very quickly. much faster than to 2k. EK, want to do an update (with fancy graphs) about that?
LUKE: But Han and Leia will die if I don't.
BEN'S VOICE: You don't know that.
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Luke looks toward the voice in amazement. Ben has
materialized as a real, slightly shimmering image near Yoda.
The power of his presence stops Luke.
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BEN: Even Yoda cannot see their fate.
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LUKE: But I can help them! I feel the Force!
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BEN: But you cannot control it. This is a dangerous time for you, when
you will be tempted by the dark side of the Force.
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YODA: Yes, yes. To Obi-Wan you listen. The cave. Remember your failure at the cave!
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LUKE: But I've learned so much since then. Master Yoda, I promise to
return and finish what I've begun. You have my word.
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BEN: It is you and your abilities the Emperor wants. that is why your
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LUKE: And that is why I have to go.
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BEN: Luke, I don't want to lose you to the Emperor the way I lost
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YODA: Stopped they must be. On this depends. Only a fully trained Jedi
Knight with the Force as his ally will conquer Vader and his Emperor.
If you end your training now, if you choose the quick and easy path,
as Vader did, you will become an agent of evil.
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"All the single letters": sounds like a beyonce song
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BEN: Patience.
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