Tuesday, May 18, 2010

SoSG Smonkstakes!

So, yesterday you Met Smonk. Today, you learn how you can Get Smonk. This is how the lucky reader/Smonk recipient will be determined:

  • Comment here as you please
  • Whenever this thread goes without a comment for 48 hours, the reader who made the last comment wins! (comments from the Sons don't count)
  • For your convenience, a "SoSG Smonkstakes" link to this thread has been placed on the sidebar.

Nothing more to it. Probably the simplest SoSG competition yet. Any questions ask here. I will leave you with more photos of Smonk during his SoSG tattoo surgical procedure:

Let the war of attrition begin!

3621 comments:

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Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Ever since I was a young boy
I've played the silver ball
From Soho down to Brighton
I must have played them all
But I ain't seen nothing like him
In any amusement hall
That deaf, dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pinball

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Tin soldiers and Nixon's comin'.
We're finally on our own.
This summer I hear the drummin'.
Four dead in Ohio.

Greg Hao said...

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Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Spend my days with a woman unkind
Smoked my stuff and drank all my wine
Made up my mind, make a new start
Goin' to California with an achin' in my heart
Someone told me there's a girl out there
With love in her eyes and flowers in her hair

spank said...

Suzy Creamcheese,oh,mama,now
What's got into ya?

Suzy you were such a sweetie
(Yeah,Yeah,Yeah)
Once you were my one and only
(Yeah,Yeah,Yeah)
Blow your mind on too much Kool-Aid
(Yeah,Yeah,Yeah)
Took my stash and left me lonely
(Yeah,Yeah,Yeah)

Suzy Creamcheese,oh,baby now
What's got into ya?

Cruised the strip and went to Canter's
(yeah,yeah,yeah)
Suzy Creamcheese please come home
(yeah,yeah,yeah)
Vito said she split for Berkeley
(yeah,yeah,yeah)
Protest-marching styrofoam
(yeah,yeah,yeah)

Suzy Creamcheese,oh,mama now
What's got into ya?

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

I met a devil woman, she took my heart away
She said I had it comin' to me, but I wanted it that way
I think that any love is good lovin'
And so I took what I could get, mmm
Oooh, oooh, she looked at me with big brown eyes
And said

You ain't seen nothin' yet
B-B-B-Baby, you just ain't seen nothin' yet
Here's something that you never gonna forget
B-B-B-Baby, you just ain't seen nothin' yet

Greg Hao said...

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Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Somebody's gonna hurt someone
Before the night is through
Somebody's gonna come undone.
There's nothin' we can do.
Everybody wants to touch somebody
If it takes all night.
Everybody wants to take a little chance,
Make it come out right.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Lonely is the night when you find yourself alone
Your demons come to light and your mind is not your own
Lonely is the night when there's no one left to call
You feel the time is right--(say) the writin's on the wall

spank said...

I strip away the old debris
that hides a shining car
A brilliant red Barchetta
from a better vanished time
Fired up the willing engine
responding with a roar
Tires spitting gravel
I commit my weekly crime

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

If the sun refused to shine, I would still be loving you.
When mountains crumble to the sea, there will still be you and me.

Kind woman, I give you my all, Kind woman, nothing more.

Greg Hao said...

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MR.F said...

Han takes Leia by the shoulders and gently kisses her
forehead.

Greg Hao said...

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Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Hey Joe, where you goin' with that gun in your hand
Hey Joe, I said where you goin' with that gun in your hand

I'm going down to shoot my old lady
You know, I've caught her messin' around with another man
I'm going down to shoot my old lady
You know, I've caught her messin' around with another man
And that ain't too cool

Greg Hao said...

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Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Oh, a storm is threat'ning
My very life today
If I don't get some shelter
Oh yeah, I'm gonna fade away

War, children, it's just a shot away
It's just a shot away
War, children, it's just a shot away
It's just a shot away

spank said...

Speed Freak
Faster than a speedin' bullet
Slow down,got to get down
If I don't
Well if I don't I might just lose it
Locked up
You've,you've,you've got me,Honey
Locked up under heavy breaking
Yeah yeah
You know I've got to hang on
Drive to fast I might be last
Oh yeah,now,drive it

Greg Hao said...

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Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

She's got legs, she knows how to use them.
She never begs, she knows how to choose them.
She's holdin' legs wonderin' how to feel them.
Would you get behind them if you could only find them?
She's my baby, she's my baby,
yeah, it's alright.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Mama, take this badge off of me
I can't use it anymore.
It's gettin' dark, too dark to see
I feel I'm knockin' on heaven's door.

spank said...

You got to be crazy
you gotta have a real need
You gotta sleep on your toes
and when you're on the streets
You've gotta be able
to pick out the easy meat
With your eyes closed
Then moving in silently
down wind and out of sight
You've gotta strike when the moment is right without thinking

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

May you grow up to be righteous
May you grow up to be true
May you always know the truth
And see the lights surrounding you
May you always be courageous
Stand upright and be strong
May you stay forever young
Forever young, forever young
May you stay forever young.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

So, so you think you can tell
Heaven from Hell,
Blue skys from pain.
Can you tell a green field
From a cold steel rail?
A smile from a veil?
Do you think you can tell?

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Just take those old records off the shelf
I'll sit and listen to 'em by myself
Today's music ain't got the same soul
I like that old time rock 'n' roll
Don't try to take me to a disco
You'll never even get me out on the floor
In ten minutes I'll be late for the door
I like that old time rock n' roll

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

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spank said...

I'm scanning all my radars
Well she said she's from a quasar
Forty thousand million light years away
It's a distant solar system
I tried to phone but they don't list 'em
So I asked her for a number all the same
She said"Step in my transporter
So I can teleport ya
All around my heavenly body"
This could be a close encounter
I should take care not to flounder
Sends me into hyperspace
when I see her pretty face

She's just a cosmic girl

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Mother told me, yes, she told me I'd meet girls like you.
She also told me, "Stay away, you'll never know what you'll catch."
Just the other day I heard a soldier falling off some Indonesian junk that's going round.

Greg Hao said...

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Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

You know that it would be untrue
You know that I would be a liar
If I was to say to you
Girl, we couldn't get much higher
Come on baby, light my fire
Come on baby, light my fire
Try to set the night on fire

Greg Hao said...

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spank said...

Hey Punk!
Where you going with that flower in your hand?
Hey Punk!
Where you going with that flower in your hand?

"Well I'm going down to Frisco to join a psychedelic band"
"Yes,I'm going down to Frisco to join a psychedelic band"

Greg Hao said...

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spank said...

I've called you so many times today
And I guess it's all true what your girlfriends say
That you don't ever want to see me again
And your brothers gonna kill me and he's six feet ten
I guess you'd call it cowardice
But I'm not prepared to go on like this

I can't,I can't,I can't stand losing
I can't,I can't,I can't stand losing
I can't,I can't,I can't
I can't stand losing you

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...
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Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

There's a place up ahead and I'm goin' just as fast as my feet can fly
Come away, come away if you're goin', leave the sinkin' ship behind.

Greg Hao said...

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Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

You know you're a cut little heartbreaker
Foxy
You know you're a sweet little lovemaker
Foxy

I wanna take you home
I won't do you no harm, no
You've got to be all mine, all mine
Ooh, foxy lady

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

If it keeps on raining levee's going to break
If it keeps on raining levee's going to break
When the levee breaks have no place to stay

Mean old levee taught me to weep and moan
Mean old levee taught me to weep and moan
Got what it takes to make a Mountain Man leave his home

spank said...

Confusion in her eyes that says it all
She's lost control
And she's clinging to the nearest passerby
She's lost control
And she gave away the secrets of her pass
She said "I've lost control again"
And a voice that told her when and where to act
She said "I've lost control again"

spank said...

^ secrets of her past

Greg Hao said...

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Kyle Baker said...

You are all a bunch of stubborn-ass bitches.

Greg Hao said...

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Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Early in the evenin' just about supper time,
Over by the courthouse they're starting to unwind.
Four kids on the corner trying to bring you up.
Willy picks a tune out and he blows it on the harp.

Down On The Corner, out in the street,
Willy and the Poorboys are playin';
Bring a nickel; tap your feet.

Greg Hao said...

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spank said...

Good times
These are the good times
Leave your cares behind
These are the good times

Good times
These are the good times
Our new state of mind
These are the good times

Greg Hao said...

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Mr. LA Sports Czar said...
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Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Left a good job in the city,
Working for The Man every night and day,
And I never lost one minute of sleeping,
Worrying 'bout the way things might have been.

Big wheel keep on turning,
Proud Mary keep on burning,
Rolling, rolling, rolling on the river.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Hey hey mama said the way you move,
Gon' make you sweat, gon' make you groove.
Ah-ah child way you shake that thing,
Gon' make you burn, gon' make you sting.
Hey hey baby when you walk that way,
Watch your heartache drip, can't keep away.

Greg Hao said...

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Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Love Is A Burning Thing
And It Makes A Fiery Ring
Bound By Wild Desire
I Fell Into A Ring Of Fire

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

What'll you do when you get lonely
And nobody's waiting by your side?
You've been running and hiding much too long.
You know it's just your foolish pride.

Layla, you've got me on my knees.
Layla, I'm begging, darling please.
Layla, darling won't you ease my worried mind.

spank said...

Easy ready willing..overtime
When does it stop
Where do you dare me to draw the line
You got the body now you want my soul
Don't even think about it say no go
Now I'll do anything that you want me to
I'll do almost anything that you want me to do
But I can't go for that
No can do

Greg Hao said...

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Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Mama just killed a man
Put a gun against his head
Pulled my trigger, now he's dead
Mama, life has just begun
But now I've gone and thrown it all away
Mama, ooh
Didn't mean to make you cry
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters

Greg Hao said...

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spank said...

Do me baby!
Do the humpty hump
Do the humpty hump

Greg Hao said...

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Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Well, I've got to run to keep from hidin',
And I'm bound to keep on ridin'.
And I've got one more silver dollar,
But I'm not gonna let 'em catch me, no,
Not gonna let 'em catch the Midnight Rider.

Greg Hao said...

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Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Life it seems will fade away
Drifting further every day
Getting lost within myself
Nothing matters, no one else

I have lost the will to live
Simply nothing more to give
There is nothing more for me
Need the end to set me free

Kyle Baker said...

Although I tire of this lyrics posting gambit lately, I have to say: MLASC rocked it y posting Metallica "Fade to Black" lyrics. One of my top 5 songs ever. You da man, Marla!

Greg Hao said...

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Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Say your prayers little one
Don't forget my son
To include everyone

I tuck you in, warm within
Keep you free from sin
'Til the sandman he comes

Sleep with one eye open
Gripping your pillow tight

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Steve walks warily down the street,
With the brim pulled way down low
Ain't no sound but the sound of his feet,
Machine guns ready to go
Are you ready, Are you ready for this
Are you hanging on the edge of your seat
Out of the doorway the bullets rip
To the sound of the beat

spank said...

It was the third of September
that day I'll always remember
'Cause that was the day my daddy died
I never got a chance to see him
Never heard nothin' but bad things about him
Mama I'm depending on you to tell me the truth
Mama just looked at him and said "Son

Papa was a rolling stone
Wherever he laid his hat was his home
And when he died
All he left us was alone"

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

These are the eyes that can't see me
These are the hands that drop your trust
These are the boots that kick you 'round
This is the tongue that speaks on the inside
These are the ears that ring with hate
This is the face that'll never change
This is the fist that grinds you down
This is the voice of silence no more

spank said...

Where's Mr.F?

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

This is shaping up to be an exciting finish.

Greg Hao said...

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Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

We all came out to Montreux
On the Lake Geneva shoreline
To make records with a mobile
We didn't have much time
Frank Zappa and the Mothers
Were at the best place around
But some stupid with a flare gun
Burned the place to the ground
Smoke on the water, a fire in the sky, smoke on the water

MR.F said...

HAN: Relax. I'll talk to Lando and see what I can find out.

Greg Hao said...

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Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Once I rose above the noise and confusion
Just to get a glimpse beyond this illusion
I was soaring ever higher, but I flew too high
Though my eyes could see I still was a blind man
Though my mind could think I still was a mad man
I hear the voices when I'm dreamin', I can hear them say:

Carry on my wayward son,
There'll be peace when you are done
Lay your weary head to rest
Don't you cry no more

Greg Hao said...

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MR.F said...

LEIA: I don't trust Lando.

Greg Hao said...

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spank said...

I WANT THAT FUCKING PUPPET!

*throws chair out the window*

Fernie V said...

Hey EK, u can't give three away. Poor Bastards

Greg Hao said...

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Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Ain't found a way to kill me yet
Eyes burn with stinging sweat
Seems every path leads me to nowhere
Wife and kids household pet
Army green was no safe bet
The bullets scream to me from somewhere

MR.F said...

HAN: Well, I don't trust him, either. But he is my friend. Besides,
we'll soon be gone.

spank said...

(in southern twang)

"What we have here is a failure to communicate".

Greg Hao said...

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Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

When I was younger, so much younger than today,
I never needed anybody's help in any way.
But now these days are gone, I'm not so self assured,
Now I find I've changed my mind and opened up the doors.

MR.F said...

LEIA: And then you're as good as gone, aren't you?

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

'Cause he gets up in the morning,
And he goes to work at nine,
And he comes back home at five-thirty,
Gets the same train every time.
'Cause his world is built 'round punctuality,
It never fails.

MR.F said...

Not speaking, Han considers her words and gazes at her
troubled face.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

I got to keep moving, I got to keep moving
Blues falling down like hail, blues falling down like hail
Mmm, blues falling down like hail, blues falling down like hail
And the day keeps on remindin' me, there's a hellhound on my trail
Hellhound on my trail, hellhound on my trail

Greg Hao said...

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Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Out on the road for forty days
Last night in Little Rock, put me in a haze
Sweet, sweet Connie was doin' her act
She had the whole show and that's a natural fact

Up all night with Freddie King
I got to tell you, poker's his thing
Booze and ladies, keep me right
As long as we can make it to the show tonight

Greg Hao said...

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Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

When I die and they lay me to rest
Gonna go to the place that's the best
When I lay me down to die
Goin' up to the spirit in the sky

Goin' up to the spirit in the sky
That's where I'm gonna go when I die
When I die and they lay me to rest
Gonna go to the place that's the best

Steve Sax said...

It's like eight months later and I still don't know what "going bonobo" means.

Greg Hao said...

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spank said...

Oh, there ain't no life nowhere

Greg Hao said...

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MR.F said...

INTERIOR: CLOUD CITY -- JUNK ROOM

The room is piled high with broken and discarded machine
parts. Four Ugnaughts, small hoglike creatures, separate the
junk and throw some pieces onto a conveyer belt which moves
briskly toward a pit of molten metal. Pieces of Threepio's
golden body move down the belt. Chewie enters the room and
spots an Ugnaught picking up and inspecting Threepio's head.
The Wookiee barks a command, startling the Ugnaught, then
reaches to grab the head. But the Ugnaught tosses it away from
him to another Ugnaught. This game of keep-away goes on until
Threepio's head falls from their grip and bounces with a clang
onto the ground.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

I was told a million times
Of all the troubles in my way
Tried to grow a little wiser
Little better ev'ry day
But if I crossed a million rivers
And I rode a million miles
Then I'd still be where I started
Bread and butter for a smile

Greg Hao said...

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MR.F said...

INTERIOR: CLOUD CITY -- LIVING QUARTERS -- DAY

The door zaps open. Chewbacca walks in, carrying a packing
case of Threepio, arms and legs hanging over the edge.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

I met her in a club down in old Soho
Where you drink champagne
It tastes just like Coca Cola, C-O-L-A cola

She walked up to me and she asked me to dance
I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice
She said Lola, L-O-L-A, Lola, L-L-Lola

Greg Hao said...

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MR.F said...

LEIA: What happened?

MR.F said...

Chewie sets the case on a table, grunting and groaning an
explanation.

Greg Hao said...

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spank said...

And I'm left with the truth
And I'm right in my mind
Given some of the time
Maybe never

MR.F said...

HAN: Where? Found him in a junk pile?

Greg Hao said...

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Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Well, I'm hot blooded, check it and see
I got a fever of a hundred and three
Come on baby, do you do more than dance?
I'm hot blooded, I'm hot blooded

You don't have to read my mind, to know what I have in mind
Honey you oughta know
Now you move so fine, let me lay it on the line
I wanna know what you're doin' after the show

Greg Hao said...

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spank said...

DAMMIT! Now I have to find my Foreigner CD.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Company Always on the run
Destiny is the rising sun
Oh I was born 6-gun in my hand
Behind a gun I'll make my final stand
That's why they call me

Bad company
And I can't deny
Bad company
Till the day I die
Till the day I die
Till the day I die

Greg Hao said...

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Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

In the mornin' you go gunnin' for the man who stole your water
And you fire till he is done in but they catch you at the border
And the mourners are all singin' as they drag you by your feet
But the hangman isn't hangin' so they put you on the street

You go back, Jack, do it again, wheels turinin' 'round and 'round
You go back, Jack, do it again

Greg Hao said...

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spank said...

JarJar

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Here come the jesters, 1 2 3,
It's all part of my fantasy,
I love the music,
And I love to see the crowd,
Dancing in the aisles
And singin' out loud, yeah
Here come the dancers, one by one,
Your momma's callin' but you're having fun,
You find your dancin' on the number 9 cloud,
Put your hands together now, and sing it out loud.

It's all part of my rock and roll fantasy,
It's all part of my rock and roll dream.

Greg Hao said...

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Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

You say that you'll be true,
You say that you'll be true,
You say that you'll be true, baby I love you, Susie Q.

You say that you'll be mine,
You say that you'll be mine,
You say that you'll be mine, baby all the time, Susie Q.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Raven hair and ruby lips
Sparks fly from her finger tips
Echoed voices in the night
She?s a restless spirit on an endless flight

Woo hoo, witchy woman
See how high she flies
Woo hoo, witchy woman
She got the moon in her eyes

Greg Hao said...

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Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

The sky is red, I don't understand,
Past midnight I still see the land.
People are sayin' the woman is damned,
She makes you burn with a wave of her hand.
The city's a blaze, the town's on fire.
The woman's flames are reaching higher.
We were fools, we called her liar.
All I hear is "Burn!"

Greg Hao said...

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Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Thought you'd never miss me till I got a fat city address
Non-stop talker, what a rocker
Blue-eyed murder in a size five dress

Change, nothin' stays the same
Unchained, and ya hit the ground runnin'
Change, ain't nothin' stays the same
Unchained, yeah ya hit the ground runnin'

MR.F said...

LEIA: Oh, what a mess. Chewie, do you think you can repair him?

Greg Hao said...

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MR.F said...

The giant Wookiee studies the array of robot parts. He
looks at the princess and shrugs sadly.

MR.F said...

HAN: Lando's got people who can fix him.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Ground control to major Tom
Ground control to major Tom
Take your protein pills and put your helmet on
(Ten) Ground control (Nine) to major Tom (Eight)
(Seven, six) Commencing countdown (Five), engines on (Four)
(Three, two) Check ignition (One) and may gods (Blastoff) love be with you

Greg Hao said...

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MR.F said...

LEIA: No, thanks.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Maybelline, why can't you be true
Oh Maybelline , why can't you be true
You done started doin' the things you used to do

As I was motorvaton over the hill
I saw Maybelline in a Coup de Ville
A Cadillac arollin' on the open road
Nothin' will outrun my V8 Ford
The Cadillac doin' about ninetyfive
She's bumper to bumper, rollin' side to side

Greg Hao said...

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spank said...

Hey! Greg's got a last name. But still, no photo.

MR.F said...

There is a buzz and the door slides open, revealing Lando.

Greg Hao said...

lol@spank.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Are you gonna take me home tonight
Ah down beside that red firelight
Are you gonna let it all hang out
Fat bottomed girls
You make the rockin' world go round
Hey
I was just a skinny lad
Never knew no good from bad
But I knew love before I left my nursery, huh
Left alone with big fat fanny
She was such a naughty nanny
Heap big woman you made a bad boy out of me
Hey hey!

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Walking through forests of palm tree apartments ---
scoff at the monkeys who live in their dark tents
down by the waterhole --- drunk every Friday ---
eating their nuts --- saving their raisins for Sunday.
Lions and tigers who wait in the shadows ---
they're fast but they're lazy, and sleep in green meadows.

Let's bungle in the jungle --- well, that's all right by me.
I'm a tiger when I want love,
but I'm a snake if we disagree.

Greg Hao said...

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MR.F said...

LANDO: I'm sorry. Am I interrupting anything?

Greg Hao said...

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Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Ooh you make me live
Whatever this world can give to me
It's you you're all I see
Ooo you make me live now honey
Ooo you make me live

Ooh you're the best friend that I ever had
I've been with you such a long time
You're my sunshine and I want you to know
That my feelings are true
I really love you
Oh you're my best friend

Ooo you make me live

Greg Hao said...

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Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Sitting on a park bench
eyeing little girls with bad intent.
Snot running down his nose
greasy fingers smearing shabby clothes.
Drying in the cold sun
Watching as the frilly panties run.
Feeling like a dead duck
spitting out pieces of his broken luck.

Greg Hao said...

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Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

You were the apple of the public's eye as you cut the ribbon at the local mall
A mirage for both you and us. How can this be real?
We love your body in that photograph, your home state sure must be proud
The queen of the United States, or have you lost your crown

Well aren't you Miss America
Don't you Miss America
Won't you Miss America
Our love

Greg Hao said...

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Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

In the white room with black curtains near the station.
Blackroof country, no gold pavements, tired starlings.
Silver horses ran down moonbeams in your dark eyes.
Dawnlight smiles on you leaving, my contentment.

I'll wait in this place where the sun never shines;
Wait in this place where the shadows run from themselves.

MR.F said...

LEIA: Not really.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Winter is here again oh Lord,
Haven't been home in a year or more
I hope she holds on a little longer
Sent a letter on a long summer day
Made of silver, not of clay
Ooh, I've been runnin' down this dusty road

Ooh, the wheel in the sky keeps on turnin'
I don't know where I'll be tomorrow
Wheel in the sky keeps on turnin'

Greg Hao said...

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Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Bought a beat up six string, in a secondhand store
Didn't know how to play it, but he knew for sure
That one guitar, felt good in his hands, didn't take long, to understand
Just one guitar, slung way down low
Was a one way ticket, only one way to go
So he started rockin', ain't never gonna stop
Gotta keep on rockin', someday gonna make it to the top

And be a juke box hero, got stars in his eyes, he's a juke box hero
He took one guitar, juke box hero, stars in his eyes
Juke box hero, (stars in his eyes) He'll come alive tonight

spank said...

Remember when you were young
You shone like the sun

SHINE ON YOU CRAZY DIAMOND!!

peace out

Greg Hao said...

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spank said...

About 7 more hours and Greg Hao-No Photo would have won. Too Bad.

Greg Hao said...

rofl. I was wondering if we had come up to the deadline or not.

Frankly, at this point, I'm more interested in finding out what happens when we hit the comment limit on blogger!

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Ridin' down the highway
Goin' to a show
Stop in all the by-ways
Playin' rock 'n' roll
Gettin' robbed
Gettin' stoned
Gettin' beat up
Broken boned
Gettin' had
Gettin' took
I tell you folks
It's harder than it looks

It's a long way to the top
If you wanna rock 'n' roll
It's a long way to the top
If you wanna rock 'n' roll
If you think it's easy doin' one night stands
Try playin' in a rock roll band
It's a long way to the top
If you wanna rock 'n' roll

Greg Hao said...

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Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

There's something wrong with the world today
I don't know what it is
Something's wrong with our eyes

We're seeing things in a different way
And God knows it ain't His
It sure ain't no surprise

We're livin' on the edge
We're livin' on the edge
We're livin' on the edge
We're livin' on the edge

Greg Hao said...

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Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Here come old flattop he come grooving up slowly
He got joo-joo eyeball he one holy roller
He got hair down to his knee
Got to be a joker he just do what he please

He wear no shoeshine he got toe-jam football
He got monkey finger he shoot coca-cola
He say "I know you, you know me"
One thing I can tell you is you got to be free
Come together right now over me

Greg Hao said...

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Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Now one and one is two
two and two is four
I'm heavy loaded baby
I'm booked I gotta go

Cryin baby
honey don't you want to go
back to the land of california
to my sweet home chicago

Greg Hao said...

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Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

You're as cold as ice
You're willing to sacrifice our love

You never take advice
Someday you'll pay the price, I know

I've seen it before, it happens all the time
(Oooh-oooh) You're closing the door, you leave the world behind
You're digging for gold, you're throwing away
(Aaah-aaah) A fortune in feelings, but someday you'll pay

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Really don't mind if you sit this one out.
My words but a whisper your deafness a SHOUT.
I may make you feel but I can't make you think.
Your sperm's in the gutter your love's in the sink.
So you ride yourselves over the fields and
you make all your animal deals and
your wise men don't know how it feels to be thick as a brick.

Greg Hao said...

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Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Dedicate one to the ladies...
Now summertime's here babe, need somethin' to keep you cool
Ah, now summertime's here babe, need somethin' to keep you cool
Better look out now though, Dave's got somethin' for you
Tell ya what it is
I'm your ice cream man, stop me when I'm passin' by
Oh my, my, I'm your ice cream man, stop me when I'm passin' by
See now all my flavors are guaranteed to satisfy
Hold on a second baby

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spank said...

Thunder only happens when it's raining. That's what Stevie Nicks said anyways.

Greg Hao said...

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Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Well, I went down yonder in Louisville
Lived a cat named Big Bad Bill
I wants ta tell ya
Ah, the cat was rough and tough he would strut his stuff

Had the whole town scared to death
When he walked by, they all held their breath
He's a fightin' man, sure enough
And then Bill got himself a wife, now he leads a different life

MR.F said...

LANDO: You look absolutely beautiful. You truly belong here with us
among the clouds.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Well the south side of Chicago
Is the baddest part of town
And if you go down there, you better just beware
Of a man name of Leroy Brown

Now Leroy more than trouble
You see he stand about six feet four
All the downtown ladies call him: "treetop lover"
All the mens just call him Sir

He's bad, bad Leroy Brown
baddest man in the whole damn town
Badder than old King Kong
Meaner than a junkyard dog

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

This heres a story about billy joe and bobbie sue
Two young lovers with nothin better to do
Than sit around the house, get high, and watch the tube
And here is what happened when they decided to cut loose

They headed down to, ooh, old el paso
That's where they ran into a great big hassle
Billy joe shot a man while robbing his castle
Bobbie sue took the money and run

Greg Hao said...

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spank said...

Ghetto blaster!

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

I'm back
I'm back in the saddle again
I'm back
I'm back in the saddle again

Ridin' into town alone
By the light of the moon
I'm looking for ol Sukie Jones
She crazy horse saloon
Barkeep gimme a drink
That's when she caught my eye
She turned to give me a wink
That make a grown man cry

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Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

I used to be such a sweet, sweet thing
'Til they got a hold of me
I opened doors for little old ladies
I helped the blind to see

I got no friends 'cause they read the papers
They can't be seen with me
And I'm gettin' shot down
And I'm feeling mean

No more Mister nice guy
No more Mister clean
No more Mister nice guy
They say he's sick, he's obscene

Greg Hao said...

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Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

It's getting near dawn,
When lights close their tired eyes.
I'll soon be with you my love,
To give you my dawn surprise.
I'll be with you darling soon,
I'll be with you when the stars start falling.

I've been waiting so long
To be where I'm going
In the sunshine of your love.

Greg Hao said...

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Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Well we got no choice all the girls and boys
Makin' all that noise 'cause they found new toys
Well we can't salute ya can't find a flag if that don't suit ya that's a drag
School's out for summer school's out forever school's been blown to pieces
No more pencils no more books no more teacher's dirty looks yeah
Well we got no class and we got no principals and we got no innocence
We can't even think of a word that rhymes
School's out for summer school's out forever my school's been blown to pieces
No more pencils no more books no more teacher's dirty looks
Out for summer out till fall we might not come back at all
School's out forever school's out for summer
School's out with fever school's out completely

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Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

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Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

At night I walk this stinkin' street past the crazies on my block
And I see the same old faces and I hear that same old talk
And I'm searching for the latest thing, a break in this routine
I'm talkin' some new kicks, ones like you ain't never seen
This is home, this is Mean Street
(This is) Yes-ah home, the only one I know

An' we don't worry 'bout tomorrow 'cause we're sick of these four walls
Now what you think is nothin' might be somethin' after all
Now you know this ain't no through street, the end is dead ahead
The poor folks play for keeps down here, they're the living dead

Come on down, (Huh! Ow!) down (This is) to Mean Street
They're dancin' now, look! Out on Mean Street
Dance baby!

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MR.F said...

LEIA: (coolly) Thank you.

Greg Hao said...

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spank said...

Diamond rope,silver chain
Pretty noose is pretty pain

And I don't like what you got me hanging from

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

The dream police, they live inside of my head
The dream police, they come to me in my bed
The dream police, they're coming to arrest me, oh, no

You know that talk is cheap
And those rumors ain't nice
And when I fall asleep
I don't think I'll survive the night, the night

'Cause they're waiting for me
They're looking for me
Every single night
They're driving me insane
Those men inside my brain

MR.F said...

LANDO: Will you join me for a little refreshment?

Greg Hao said...

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MR.F said...

Han looks at Lando suspiciously, but Chewie barks at the
mention of food and licks his lips.

Greg Hao said...

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