Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Our Next Brilliant Campaign

These two hunky men have already divided the nation, and turned this site into our own version of the Jack/Locke fight on Lost.

18 comments:

Dusty Baker said...

Cage match! Cage match! Cage match!

Mr. Customer said...

I was thinking it's more like the Demosthenes/Locke rivalry, as in a secret plot to take over the world.

Though in that case, one of y'all would have to be a chick.

Dusty Baker said...

I respect how we can be discussing a cage match and Demosthenes in the same thread.

karina said...

I'm confused, which one is supposed to be the sparkly vampire?

Neeebs said...

Funny, my daughter forced me to watch Twilight last night for the first time. I still don't get it. Werewolves and Vampires in the same movie? What's up with that?

Dusty Baker said...

@Karina

Sax. Sax is sparkly.

Greg said...

I know it was going to turn into a fight for the title of Uber Son sooner or later. But since I don't watch Lost, can I say WTF?

Neeebs said...

Orel said he would kill and eat me on the Island. I'm not sure if that's a positive or negative. Sax skirted the issue.

fanerman said...

So if we come to a consensus on one part of the mixed metaphor (Sax = Sparkly Vampire, Orel = Buff Werewolf), which one is Jack and which one is Locke?

Dusty Baker said...

Is EK, Jacob, then?

fanerman said...

Jacob has to be Orel. EK is probably the one torn between the two, so he's Bella.

Fred's Brim said...

Orel vs Sax!

Dusty Baker said...

No, FB.

Orel vs Sax!

rbnlaw said...

My money is on Ben. He's a sneaky little shit. (quoting Dean Wormer)

fanerman said...

Stephen A. Douglas was a great debater, but Abraham Lincoln was the Great Emancipator.

Fred's Brim said...

@DB - everyone except Kong was a firebreathing menace!

@fanerman - nice work with the Sufjan quote!


Dodgers trivia I learned at lunch today: Celtics great and NBA HOFer Bill Sharmin was in the Dodgers minor league system back in the 50s. He got called up in 51 but never played in a game. But he did get tossed out of a game for bitching at the umps! Apparently he is the only player to have been tossed but not have played in an actual game

Dusty Baker said...

Excellent trivia, FB!

I'd like to see King Kong vs. Douglas, with Jim Lehrer as a moderator.

the trite fantastic said...

My SoSG loyalty has forever been cemented now that people are talkin' some Sufjan Stevens!