Sunday, August 02, 2009

Jame 105 Jhread: Jugust 2 @ Jraves, 5p

Jhad Jillingsley (10-6, 3.96) js. Jair Jurrjens (9-7, 2.69).

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Steve Sax said...

Jo Jodgers!

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

I hope JSPN is not as biased as ESPN.

Andrew said...

Is this why our catchers name is now Jussell Martin?

Nic j said...

I'm at AT&T park right now watching a giants game. I feel a little dirty.

I was walking around the stadium earlier today asking where the world series trophy display case was. Nobody seems to know where it is.

Jiants juck!

Steve Sax said...

NicJ, I will admit that the Big Phone is indeed a nice park. Enjoy the day and go Phillies.

Orel said...

Thanks for checking in, Nic! Unfortunately, he's watching the Giants beat the Phillies.

Steve Sax said...

Rockies already won. Phils down 3-7 to the giants, top 8

Steve Sax said...

Nic, how's the Chardonnay with your hot dog?

Orel said...

Furcal, SS
Ethier, RF
Manny, LF
Loney, 1B
Kemp, CF
Martin, C
Loretta, 3B
Hudson, 2B
Billingsley, P

This could be interesting.

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

That sure is an interesting lineup.

Steve Sax said...

AccuScore says we're supposed to lose today, 5.1 to 4.6 runs.

Steve Sax said...

Loney in cleanup? Ye gods.

Nic j said...

Giants won, but I got to walk around in my dodger cap and matt kemp shirt. Everytime someone said something to me I told them it was lonely at the top.

They were cheering Freddy sanchez like he was the second coming of Jesus.

Steve Sax said...

Have you seen the Giants' lineup? Damn right they'd cheer for a washed-up half-a-bat

karina said...

Nic j, i admire your nerve.

King James in cleanup? i'll have to think about reasons to defend his title.

karina said...

Blake isn't starting because his hand is injured (according to ESPN)

Dusty Baker said...

Also according to ESPN, Mark DeRose is starting in his place. DeRosa, Loretta...same thing.

Dusty Baker said...

Don't zoom in on Joe Morgan! Ugly bastard.

Dusty Baker said...

Let's just talk negatively about Manny for the first 12 minutes.

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

Morgan's got nothing on Jon Miller. Ugliest broadcaster ever.

Dusty Baker said...

They can't zoom in on Miller. Need a different, wider lens.

Dusty Baker said...

Little more on Beard from the Press-Enterprise:

"Casey Blake was scratched from tonight's game against the Braves because of a hand injury suffered during a post-game workout Saturday. Dodgers manager Joe Torre said the injury is likely minor, but Blake will receive X-rays before tonight's game."

I won't worry unless it comes time to worry.

Dusty Baker said...

Manny playing on Sunday makes me think he wants in and wants to play through his slump. Good news.

karina said...

Is it me or they were booing Furcal?

Dusty Baker said...

I heard the same thing, Karina. Half-heartedly but they were booing.

Dusty Baker said...

Lots of Manny fans there.

Dusty Baker said...

Miller and Morgan: It had been 2.54 minutes since you talked about Manny and PEDs. About time you re-visited the subject.

Dusto Magnifico said...

can you GDP with two outs?

Orel said...

Epale, all! When was the last time we scored in the first inning?

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

No runs in this inning.

Dusty Baker said...

*&#^&#$^&*

I need some offense here to end the weekend, guys.

Orel said...

19 jitches in the first.

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

That didn't take too long.

Dusto Magnifico said...

i though kemp was gonna get that

Orel said...

Hmmm, August is no different for Bills so far.

Mike Sharperson Lives! said...

C'mon Bills. As Joe Morgan sez, 'You don't want the ball in the middle of the plate.'

Orel said...

Brandon Webb is having surgery.

Orel said...

@MSL!: So that's the trick!

Orel said...

Siddown, Chi-Jo!

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

Sidown, Chipper.

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

@Orel: GMTA

Dusto Magnifico said...

looks like bills is trying to grow some facial hair?

Dusty Baker said...

@ Orel

Scored 1 in the first against Fish on 7/25. That was the Beard bloop walkoff night. Nothing in the first since then.

Orel said...

Chad's breaking stuff is working.

Orel said...

Thanks, DB. I think we were getting spoiled.

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

Chad wants to look like LaRoche.

Dusty Baker said...

Not only do you not just throw the ball right down the middle, you don't throw that same ball only about 72 MPH.

Mike Sharperson Lives! said...

Laaaaarrrrryyyyyy!

Dusty Baker said...

"Thinking back to those strikes against Chipper Jones. How many of them were out of the zone?"

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

Dusty, stop insulting Loretta's style!

Orel said...

Batting fourth, Philip Seymour Hoffman.

Orel said...

Nasty!

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

Jice jork jy Jills

Dusto Magnifico said...

khad killingsley

Mike Sharperson Lives! said...

Fantastic inning.

Orel said...

Prado doubled on a 92-mph fastball. After that, Bills went heavy on the breaking stuff.

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

Kemp's staying alive

Dusty Baker said...

"The Dodgers made two bullpen decisions Sunday, optioning Cory Wade to Triple-A Albuquerque and sending disabled right-hander Ronald Belisario out for a rehab assignment to start Tuesday night."

-Dodgers website

Orel said...

Well, at least Matty made him throw eight pitches.

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

He couldn't adjust to that inside pitch.

Orel said...

Does sending Wade down create a roster spot?

Orel said...

Martin with the seeing-eye!

karina said...

A hit with eyes by Martin

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

Joretta needs to jrive in Jartin

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

Fuck

Dusty Baker said...

Yes, creates a roster spot. Allegedly for Belly if he makes it thru his rehab star ok.

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

I thought Wade was on the DL

Fred's Brim said...

dangit - that was some bad luck there

Dusty Baker said...

@ MLASF

"Wade had been on a rehab assignment for a right shoulder strain with Triple-A Albuquerque and technically was activated off the disabled list, then optioned."

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

I'm still confused. How does that make room for Belly?

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

JAFFY!

Orel said...

Red Bull gives you wings!

Dusty Baker said...

Braves fans- You booing Raffy now, bitches?!?

Orel said...

Squeezy....

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

Got'em

Orel said...

Forkal earning his keep.

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

Lookin' good, Bills.

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

I hate Jon Miller

Dusty Baker said...

Ditto.

Ditto.

Saying it twice cause he so fat.

Orel said...

O-Dog single!

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

J-Dog jingle.

Fred's Brim said...

cmon Chad - get the bunt down

Orel said...

Jood job, Jills.

Dusty Baker said...

Nice bunt, Billz!

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

Jills-Junt jets J-Dog to jecond

Fred's Brim said...

thank you kindly!

Orel said...

I see Turner Field has cell phone-waving idiots behind home plate as well.

Orel said...

Forkal works the count full....

Fred's Brim said...

crapola

Orel said...

Hudson saves his own bacon!

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

O-Dog has lost his mind.

Dusty Baker said...

Hopefully that cell phone waver isn't the dude in the Russell Martin jersey.

Orel said...

Second time in two games O-Dog may have taken off too early.

Orel said...

"Hi, Marikym!"

Dusty Baker said...

Is O becoming our worst base runner, or does he just keep getting caught untimely, unfortunate situations?

Orel said...

O-Dog may be pressing on the basepaths a bit.

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

Full count

Orel said...

Another full count. I like making Jurrjens throw a lot of pitches.

Dusty Baker said...

That was so diplomatically said, Orel.

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

100

Orel said...

100

Orel said...

Awww damn!

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

I'm making my ascent...

Orel said...

Apparently I'm on my way down....

Orel said...

It's like Manny used all his good swings in the BobbleSlam at-bat.

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

Jucking Janny

Orel said...

Manny backwards K. Has he bottomed out yet?

karina said...

Manny, you are breaking our hearts

Dusty Baker said...

Why does Manny suddenly look like me after about 12 pints at the plate?

Embarrassing in front of away crowd.

Dusty Baker said...

Hopefully he won't have a prolonged, V-shaped recovery.

We need a stimulus plan!

Cash for Ks?

Orel said...

I hope that Manny's processing all those pitches in his Terminator-like pitching processor.

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

Bills-Kills

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

Bills KKKKKills

Dusty Baker said...

Not sure how I feel about the Russell Martin fan sitting right behind home plate and calling every pitch a strike.

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

Jamn JcJouth

Dusty Baker said...

Joe, just SHUT UP for once. Just say it was a 2-out double. We don't need a 15-minute treatise on how young pitchers pitch with 2 outs. Good lord, man, check yourself.

Orel said...

Wiggles off!

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

Jay Judson

Orel said...

But you need to get the third out after you get the first two outs!

Wicks said...

Please tell me the ass-clown Dodger fan behind home very near the mic is not one of the SOSG! This guy is a true moron he acts like every strike just won the WS!

Orel said...

Morgan makes good points. He just doesn't verbalize them well.

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

He doesn't verbalize well. Period.

Orel said...

@Wicks "Please tell me the ass-clown Dodger fan behind home very near the mic is not one of the SOSG!"

Why...why would you think that?

Dusty Baker said...

@ Wicks

Let's just pretend that it's a Braves fan dressed as a Dodgers fan in order to frame Dodgers fans.

Dusty Baker said...

And Morgan goes on and on and on about something while the game goes on. By the time he gets to his point, the play has moved on and I've tuned out.

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

@Wicks: That's more of a thing I would expect from a Giants fan.

Orel said...

Loney smokes one! McLouth can't hang on! Single!

Orel said...

Kemp single! A virtual hit parade!

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

Something's cooking.

Wicks said...

Orel: I'm just making sure no one took a drunken road trip to the A-T-L, I've got the SOSG back(s)

Orel said...

It's all good, Wicks!

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

Crapola

Orel said...

Four Dodgers make contact: single, single, fly out, line drive out.

karina said...

Why is it always the former Dodger or the venezuelan?

Orel said...

That was a very dramatic ball.

Orel said...

Prado, Karina?

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

He wound up like a...toy that winds up.

Dusty Baker said...

Do NOT go down looking, whatever you do, O Dog.

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

Ball 4, bases juiced for (sigh) Bills.

Orel said...

Is TPX an independent company? Who makes the bats with the picture of the bats on them?

Orel said...

RANCHO CHADIENDO

Orel said...

RANCHAD ARDIENDO?

Orel said...

Hack, Chad, hack!

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

This won't end well.

Orel said...

Good eye, Chadley!

Dusty Baker said...

Left em loaded.

At some pitches up, tho, to look on the bright side. (That was for you Karina)

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

Why do we keep loading the bases just so the pitcher can bat with two outs? That's part of the reason why the LOB is so damn high.

karina said...

Prado indeed, Orel. Can play as an infielder and outfielder.

karina said...

@Orel "RANCHO CHADIENDO"

Lovely!

Dusty Baker said...

Dodger head home to (wait for it) Dodger Stadium. Cutting edge analysis.

Orel said...

We are so harsh on these broadcasters.

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

We hate because we love...or hate.

Dusty Baker said...

Sorry, Orel. I'll back off.

It's all I got right now in this game.

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

Bills KKKKKKills

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

Nice inning.

Dusty Baker said...

10-pitch inning!

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

Manny-single.

Dusty Baker said...

ManRam, finally!

karina said...

Manny singles, right now comes the guy who's moving him.

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

Loney-single.

karina said...

Had a right call!

Orel said...

@DB "Sorry, Orel. I'll back off."

I'm not complaining! Feel free to rip away.

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

KEMP!

Orel said...

BISON
BISON
BISON

Dusty Baker said...

Goodbye!!!

Josh S. said...

Bison! My wife called it.

fanerman said...

BISON!!!!!!

Dusty Baker said...

Didn't need a bigger bat for that, did he Morgan???

[Sorry, I said I'd back off the broadcasters.]

Orel said...

Guess that bat is okay!

karina said...

Bison HUGE 3 run HR!

Orel said...

Sweeeeet swing.

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

I hate Jon Miller

Orel said...

Bummer is, now we have no momentum.

Kidding!

Orel said...

Russ has been practicing his limbo skills.

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

Russ gets two! Four straight hits!

Delino DeShields said...

Yippy-Kay-Ay

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

And we're doing this all after no on and two out.

Josh S. said...

Is this a home game? They're going nuts for these hits.

Dusty Baker said...

The pitcher is jassed. But I hope he stays in.

karina said...

A double after a HR with two outs, they are doing what they were saying

Orel said...

That's why you don't talk during the delivery, Steve Phillips.

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

Loretta was robbed twice. He's due.

Dusty Baker said...

And Russ has been practicing his hitting skills, too!

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

I called it! Go Loretta!

Josh S. said...

Reverse two-out madness!

Orel said...

Nature Valley RBI!

Delino DeShields said...

My first dog was named after Joe Morgan. Not by me.

And it entitled me to the fantastic "porn name" : MORGAN STABLE!

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

5 straight hits, all with two outs!

Orel said...

Two-out sanity?

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

O-Dog has to keep it up.

Orel said...

100 pitches for Jurrjens.

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

Now O-Dog's making him work

Dusty Baker said...

Jurrrjjjjens is pitching like he has Jergens lotion on his hands.

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

Great inning there.

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

Now Bills should be more relaxed.

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

Does LaRoche have the ugliest beard in the majors?

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

Bills is walking on a tightrope here.

Dusty Baker said...

MLASF-

No, Ryan Franklin does.

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

And he got him!

Eric Karros said...

He has a great beard.

Meanwhile, 2oolander is on TV

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