Monday, June 15, 2009

Caption Contest

Actor Bill Paxton threw out the ceremonial first pitch at Dodger Stadium last Wednesday. As Trolley Dodger astutely notes, Paxton is the "only man to be killed by an Alien, a Predator, and a Terminator" (although not in the same movie. That would be too awesome). Paxton also is excellent in HBO's "Big Love." Caption what he and Joe Torre are saying in this picture. Here's one to get you started:

"What do you mean, have I ever been mistaken for a man?"

photo by Amber Matsumoto/Dodgers

8 comments:

Steve Sax said...

"So Joe, can green tea help me out with my three wives?"

Hong Like a Chih Kuo said...

Paxon: Its a Tubman 60, I flew one in little Billy goes to war.Its a mail plane.

Torre: How do you know?

Paxon: You can tell by the little balls.....

Steve Sax said...

"Can you get me in tonight's lineup? They don't call me "Action Paxton" for nothing!"

rbnlaw said...

No, that's Bill Pullman. I get that a lot. More than I care to discuss."

Dusto Magnifico said...

Paxon: Why is Kemp Batting 8th?!

Torre: I'm old and dumb.

Fred's Brim said...

"I was also killed by Machete Phil (Coletti) in Club Dread. Do you think he is related to Ned?"

Booger said...

Bill: Hey Joe, how bout' a nice greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray!!

Joe: no thanks, i will stick with bigelow.

Bill: you two donkey dicks couldnt get laid in a morgue!

Mike Sharperson Lives! said...

Joe: Can I have my eight bucks back for 'Twister'?