Actor Bill Paxton threw out the ceremonial first pitch at Dodger Stadium last Wednesday. As Trolley Dodger astutely notes, Paxton is the "only man to be killed by an Alien, a Predator, and a Terminator" (although not in the same movie. That would be too awesome). Paxton also is excellent in HBO's "Big Love." Caption what he and Joe Torre are saying in this picture. Here's one to get you started:
photo by Amber Matsumoto/Dodgers
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"So Joe, can green tea help me out with my three wives?"
Paxon: Its a Tubman 60, I flew one in little Billy goes to war.Its a mail plane.
Torre: How do you know?
Paxon: You can tell by the little balls.....
"Can you get me in tonight's lineup? They don't call me "Action Paxton" for nothing!"
No, that's Bill Pullman. I get that a lot. More than I care to discuss."
Paxon: Why is Kemp Batting 8th?!
Torre: I'm old and dumb.
"I was also killed by Machete Phil (Coletti) in Club Dread. Do you think he is related to Ned?"
Joe: Can I have my eight bucks back for 'Twister'?
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