Caption Contest

Friend of Blog @themunson captured Clayton Kershaw pulling off a simultaneous earpoke (LH)/accidental bird flip (RH) while warming up in the bullpen. Caption it!

"Ear's what I think of you, win stat!"

"Please, Don't Hurt Me."

Squad goals. @TommyLasorda, @randy_couture and @danhendo. pic.twitter.com/iv4sWIV7of

— Los Angeles Dodgers (@Dodgers) April 19, 2015

Caption contest?

Caption Contest: "There's A Place For You..."

The Hyatt Place window frame advertisements for yesterday's Gameday game (actually, they have been up all week) are really annoying. I get it, Hyatt has a new sub-brand, positioned for business travelers but basically an upgraded Hilton Garden Inn. So why is this guy so smug again?

And where should be the proper place for this guy (rather than poisoning my gameday experience)?

Bat...flop?

Caption contest time!

What's going through Puig and Kemp's minds here?

(Other than "Oops!" and "HOLYSHITGONNADIE!")

Image: MLB, via Deadspin.

Caption Contest

Have at it.

Winner gets something of some value.

Caption Contest

What is being said in this Scott Killeen photo of Juan Uribe with the famous Brewers racing sausages?

"You on LinkedIn?"

More Killeen Photos from Game 162

NOT a playoff preview.

Caption Contest!

"That's Professor Lasorda to you."

Puig reflects.
photos by Scott Killeen

Emo Beard?

Caption this:


By the way, since being activated on Monday, Wilson has yet to appear in a game. He apparently has something planned for Friday, though:

Friday home opener for the Weez. Santa is coming to town. Dodger fans be alert cause he's got treats. @Dodgers

— Brian Wilson (@BrianWilson38) August 21, 2013

Santa? Didn't Mr. Marla L.A. Sports Fan Czar Guy used to call him Krampus?

Caption Contest!

GRIT! The Musical!

Caption Contest!

Caption Contest

One of these guys hit 1 HR last year. One of these guys has 1 HR this year.

photo: Jon Soo Hoo

Caption Contest

Caption this photo of Fernando Valenzuela chatting with Clayton Kershaw before Sunday's game:

"No, Clayton, the Rockies put their balls in a humidor, not a cooler."

Caption This Image: Go!

Christopher Pasatieri / Getty Images / July 21, 2012

Caption Contest

The Dodgers and the Dodgers Dream Foundation hosted over 300 kids at their annual Holiday Party yesterday (VSIMH was there!), and Darren Dreifort was one of the former players kind enough to attend. What do you think he's saying to these kids? Here's a caption to get you started.

" 'The Polar Express' is different than 'The Ryan Express,' children."

photo by Jon SooHoo/Dodgers

Caption Contest

Caption Matt Kemp and his new buddy during the latest "Under the Lights" event at Dodger Stadium:

photo by JonSooHoo/Dodgers

Caption Contest

"You can photoshop a skirt on my body, just don't photoshop it on my head."
(repeated 20 times)

photo in case you can't read the bottom right corner: Big League Stew

Caption Contest: The Firing Squad?

And now we're selling caps with no backs? What the hell kind of cost-cutting move is this, Frank?

If this photo was taken as originally credited ("following Game 2 of Major League Baseball's NLCS playoff series against the Philadelphia Phillies in Los Angeles, October 16, 2009."), one can only guess what the conversation was. But rather than speculate, I'll leave the humor up to the SoSG readers.

Fire away (get it?)....

photo: REUTERS/Danny Moloshok

Caption Contest

Caption these dedicated folks at the Sunset Gate of Dodger Stadium before Friday's game:

UPDATE: Orlando Zepeda says it with pixels:

photo by Orel/SoSG

Caption Contest Turns into Photoshop Contest

...thanks to M. Brown of the Left Field Pavilion!

Check out the original image (and captions) here.

Caption Contest

Caption Manny Ramirez and Matt Kemp getting their lines crossed in the eighth inning of yesterday's game. Here's one to get you started:

" 'Mime'? I see no mimes out here."

photo by Jon SooHoo/Dodgers