In a terribly slow game rife with stranded baserunners, wanton pitching changes (neither starter lasted into the fifth), eternal time in-between pitches, full counts, and Juan Uribe, the Rockies ended up crawling just a little bit faster than the Dodgers.
Josh Beckett was horrible, giving up three runs in the first inning to the first five batters alone (recording only one out, on a sacrifice). Adrian Gonzalez tried to make a game of it with a 2-run HR in the first, and almost added another HR if not for a great steal over the wall by Dexter Fowler. Matt Kemp waa fooled many times tonight, whiffing three times. When Justin Sellers (batting .200) is your rally-extending PH, you are in trouble.
This game may not even be over yet. But SoSG Sax is done. (As is the SoSG boobs meme (for now)).