Chris Capuano vs. (0-2, 10.38!) vs. Tom Koehler (0-0, 3.18).
Happy Mama's Day! The Dodgers' winning streak currently stands at one, and only Toilet Boy Koehler stands in the way of their first series win since 1961. Koehler is the Marlins' jack of all pitching trades, relieving there and starting here, his first of the season.
"You almost feel it was champagne time," said Don Mattingly after last night's win. Who knows, Donnie, a win today and your team might just scribble on your nuts!
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Here I am, hoping for a momentum-turning series victory.
Against the Marlins.
Featured in photo: Neeebs' mom
Crawford LF
Gordon SS
Kemp CF
Ethier RF
Van Slyke 1B
Schumaker 2B
Federowicz C
Punto 3B
Crapuano P
No A-Gon?
@Fanerman
Neck issue again w A-Gon.
Bill Plunkett @billplunkettocr 1m
Nothing new or worse on Gonzalez neck injury, Mattingly: "We're just trying to get on the other side of this thing" with day off. #Dodgers
On the sofa, Vinny!*
*Though you didn't ask today.
Going to be a hot one out there today, kids. Remember to drink plenty of liquids.
I won't forget.
Way to be a role model, Dusty!
(makes over-sized gin and tonic)
Driving down right now from Pismo Beach. Listening on MLB through the Bluetooth. In the immortal word of Dennis Rodman, "do me a solid," Dodgers.
Infield:Punto Gordon Schumaker Van Slyke.
Ain't it obvious why we suck?
Crapuano is going to waste his 4 good pitches on the day by throwing over to first so much.
Got something going here in the first. Two on and nobody out. And barely a zephyr, according to Vin.
D Line here. sitting in the car with a sleing two year old (yes, one of my own). parking in the G section, which unless your name is sax is a rare privelidge. except 50% of the cars took two spots, forcing us to park on the fringes of the G like fing commoners. please note: if you are one of those offending a-holes who took up two spots, your door handle might be covered in D-Line DNA.
enjoying the 570am broadcast. still in car. still with sleeping kid.
Weak popup by Kemp followed by too-agressive baserunning by Crawford and we're at two outs.
Weak grounder by Dre and we're out of the inning.
#WeakSauce
the marlins lineup now resembles a straight to video "major league" prequel
@DD
What does our lineup resemble?
"Larry Lawrence of Lawrenceville"
#vinscully4eva
major league 1. (we still have some hope. and dee gordon is our willie mays hays)
Dude, Where's My Infield?
Happy Mother's Day, you mofos!
1-0 lead thanks to a SVS HR to center. Up pne day and he has already equaled Kemp's HR tally. As has of course Dee Gordon and Clayton Kershaw.
RIght back atcha, Cliffy!
Get us started, Crawdaddy!
Or don't.
Kemp w a single. Dre up next with two outs.
Two-out rally time?
I had no idea the Bulls had a coach named Tom Thibideau.
@me at 2:05p
No. No it was not time.
You should hear Thibodeau speak, Dusty. Very definition of gravel-voiced.
Nats and Braves coming up, then Cards and Angels.
Scheduling gods were angry.
Way too early to be doing the wave, Dodger Stadium goers.
SVS! Nice pick to save the run.
First and third with one out. Punto sac scores Skip to make it 2-0.
"Happy Mother's Day to you, wherever you may be." - Vin
I'm not a mother, but I'm a mofo. And I'm on the sofa, for the record, Vinny!
Shit almost forgot about the golf.
Like everyone forgot about this GT.
I guess everyone's out being good...Sons (and daughters!).
Tiger goes in the drink at 14.
As good as Ethier was yesterday at the plate, he is opposite of that today.
KEMP1K
Justin Parmiggiano-Ruggiano goes yard to cut the Dodger lead to 2-1.
Nice catch, SVS- Special VIctims Unit!
Need more runs. Not happy yet.
Indeed, BJ. Too close for comfort. Especially w our "bullpen."
MLB @MLB 19s
#RedSox OF @ShaneVictorino being evaluated at hospital after collision with RF wall: http://atmlb.com/163eCUV
Double bogey, TIger! Hahaha.
Hope Crown Vic is okay.
2-1 Dodgers as we go to top of 7th. #SqueakyBumTIme
ps- FManU!
SBT? Already?
@Orel
With our pitching "staff."
You mean the relief corpse?
I mean Bellisario.
Caps off to Cap today. Nice game.
Geico, please!
Crawdaddy RBI-single off Mike Dunn Dunn DUNNNNN
There's your Geico, brother.
Hey what happened to DD? Did he ever make it in, or is he still sleeping with a two-year-old?
Come on, E. Close one eye and pretend it's a righty pitching to you.
Rancho ardiendo, for the record.
cc: Karina, wherever you are.
7 different commenters (4 Sons) and 63 comments? Come on, people!
"So Pierre even needed a relay on a ball hit to shallow left." -Vin
Hi, cardboard-tray-turned-into-a-hat, guy in the crowd. #DoucheMode
Let's see, ballgame during the day, early summer, temperature expected to be in the near 100s....naw, I don't need to bring a cap.
MVP of the game SVS has a flare to right to score a run making it 5-1 Blue men.
Two on, two out. Kenley still in. Makes the third out and we go to the 8th.
Getting happier. But I'm greedy. Need a few more. Almost home to watch the final innings.
Vin was pretty surly bagging on Juan PIerre's noodle arm. The heat must be making Vin a little salty.
We're almost there, BJ!
I mean we almost have a win, not that we're almost at your house.
Splashdown X2 for Sergio.
Sittdown bitch! Right on, KJ. We go to the bottom 8th.
Some good golf going on here at the finish.
League warming up.
Me, I'm staying hydrated.
League of his own in to close this thing out. 5-1 Dodgers. One away.
We're really riding this satanic boobs streak!
Two down.
(I think) we got this.
Men on second and third w two out. League does not exude confidence.
Two runs in. 5-3 Dodgers and we still have a game, to paraphrase Vin.
Do we seriously plan on a playoffs run with League as closer? I've watched a lot of baseball, and I'm pretty sure this is a recipe for disaster.
Tiger culero
Thanks for taking us through it, Vinny!
SBS MVP
See ya in the 8th, League.
^SVS
I'm late here. But happy
Winning streak! SVS!
Must exile League!
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