Larry's just now getting around to seeing Ted?Wow, Dodger series where u don't face pitchers named Kershaw, Greinke, Beckett or Billingsly! Need to take advantage of that. At Ted tmrw!
— Chipper Jones (@RealCJ10) May 17, 2013
Hyn-Jin Ryu (4-2, 3.40) vs. Paul Maholm (4-4, 3.94)
Tough talk from the comfort of your animal print retirement sofa, Larry. Allow me to introduce you to one Hyun-Jin Ryu. You may not know this, but he's the most reliable Dodger pitcher not named Kershaw at this moment (at least until we're sure Greinke's 100%). I don't expect you to do much stat-licking while you're doing whatever it is you're doing in retirement, Larry, but Ryu's in the top 20 in K/9, the top 25 in FIP, and the top 50 in ERA.
Plus, he can do cool levitation shit like this:
Oh, and Larry? It's cute that you think Beckett is still a threat.
Ryu pic: insidesocal.com
72 comments:
I guess he didn't get the memo on Josh "Meatball Express" Beckett. NL hitters are licking their chops to face Beckett.
Beckett is a Yankee spy sent to undermine the Dodgers before the meet. There can be no other explanation.
C. Crawford lf
N. Punto 2b
M. Kemp cf
A. Gonzalez 1b
A.J. Ellis c
S. Van Slyke rf
L. Cruz 3b
D. Gordon ss
H. Ryu p
Bad guys...
Simmons, SS .241
Heyward, RF .121
Upton, J, LF .286
Freeman, F, 1B .295
Johnson, C, 3B .324
McCann, C .296
Uggla, 2B .191
Upton, B, CF .145
If I click the trash icon under my line up comment, will that allow me to trash Cruz?
You can try to throw him in the trash can, but he'll just pop out again.
Thank you! Try the veal!
Cruz is the new Urine!
New Urine same bad taste.
Gnomes with the zinger!
Odds Jupton will homer off Ryu?
Probably very good.
Odds of one of us being hammered by the 5th inning?
A mortal lock.
Odds Paul was already hammered when he typed that?
Ken Gurnick @kengurnick 7m
Jerry Hairston, rehabbing his groin in Arizona, injured his knee left. Scheduled for an exam today. http://Dodgers.com
Dodger fans representing at the Ted.
@Nomo
Never tell my liver the odds.
Punto is going to be our All Star rep this year.
Urine = Not cute
Cruz hit? Stunned.
Well if Timmeh represents the Gnats at the all star game then there will be two putos on the NL roster.
thank you. goodnight
Be careful. You know Ned will sign Timmeh to a three-year, $36M contract.
@Paul
Odds are!
@Dodgers: Remember for every strikeout you see, tweet "@Dodgers #whiff." It's for the kids: http://t.co/Q8gRU4t36t
We had to come rolling into Atlanta just in time for Heyward's return from the DL.
Dee not standing for Defense.
This is suddenly not going well.
Thanks for killeen the rally, B.J. Upton!
Please, nomo bad puns.
Ryu not entertained?
Dee Gordon with homerun #2 right here. I called it.
RYU!
Ryu
Knew what To do
Got us 2
Whew
Run(s)!
Rally started after I opened my first Beer. Coincidence? I don't think so. You're welcome
Frankly, DBT, I'm more than a little disappointed you didn't start drinking at work.
Trust me, I thought about it
Beefy Cliff - one of these days we should meet up at Glory Days (Carson/woodruff) for beers and a Dodger game.
Crazy as it sounds, I've never been to Glory Days for a game. I've been after a game, but not during. I've been to Cirivello's too, but my good luck places were Legends and Coach's (Seal Beach).
I say "good luck" like they've worked so well. Prior to the Kings winning the Cup last year, the last of my teams to win anything was UCLA basketball in '95. Dodgers in '88 before that.
I don't know Coaches, but Legends and Cirivelos are fine establishments. One of these days we should make it out.
Van Slyke!
Van Kemp!
Howard Cole @Howard_Cole 3m
Has anyone heard anything about Jon SooHoo leaving the Dodgers?
Van Deep!!!!
I'm liking Van Slyke.
Silly Cruz
But yes, we'll definitely have to watch a game @ one of Lakewood/Long Beach's fine sporting establishments.
Big mistake Dummie. Uh Donnie
@howard. What did you hear about SooHoo??!
Sorry. @ orel
Uribe would have ate that line drive at 3B
Well, I'm sure we all saw that coming. Dammit.
Thanks Don. Good call.
Our bullpen are a bunch of arsonists.
Crapola
Uh.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@BJK: Looks like a false alarm re: SooHoo.
Not sure why Mattingly keeps using Guerrier when we have a lead.
Because he's Joe Torre's protege.
Colorado comes back to tie it up 4-4.
Thx Orel. Was gonna send Scott in for a interview! :-D
We're bad at defense.
I Van Like!
Oh no we suck again!
harumph...
See the ball catch the ball. Win the fucking game!
Has James Loney passed his drug test this year? His stat line is fairly amazing.
10-6 Rox over SF, T7 in Col
PGTUP
FJL now means Fuck James Loney.
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