Always look on the bright side of life, folks.
At least our beloved team doesn't have a lame purple, dotted anthropomorphized triceratops mascot named Dinger. Plus, Dinger is clearly a child molester:
At least Kershaw is pitching, and we'll have our 1-2-3 pitchers for the Rockies road trip. (Although he is a disappointing 3-3, 5.91 ERA lifetime in 10 starts there.)
At least we have guys who can do this:
At least we have a great stadium to come home to after the current road trip. Thanks to @bigleaguestew for letting us to contribute to the Ballpark Roadmap Project!
And of course, at least we have Vin. Though apparently Vin has some tendonitis in one of his hands, according to @ScottMCBS. Must have been from marking down all those Kemp strikeouts on his scorecard in May. Get well soon, Vin! (And Matty!)
Here's to low surly factors, success in Denver, and turning the corner in June!
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Win or lose, worst May in L.A. history, per Shaikin.
Oh wait, bright side. Uh...
Uh...
Yeah.
Whoo hoo! Dodgers makin' history!
Oh, and we don't have Vin this series. He doesn't travel to (Jesus) Colorado anymore.
Gnegative Gnomes.
Jesus f'in christ, folks. I try to be pos for half a second, and...well hell.
I'm clear on when Vin travels. Just saying we have him in general.
(cries)
DAMMIT we forgot to mention Cool-A-Coos in the BLS piece. At least it's in the comments.
Great job on that BLS piece, Orel a team!
I wish I had a cool-a-coo right now. In fact, I wish we had a Dodger Town place next to the stadium to visit when the Dodgers weren't in town. I would be all over dat shit.
Didn't the one at Universal CityWalk close down? Not that enduring that place would make it worth it.
I was really thinking about the idea that McCourt had re having a whole City Walk-esque area right off DS where there would be restaurants, bars, shoppes, memorabilia stores, etc.
Cubs beat the D'bags already today.
Ah yes, the Green Necklace!
I just realized I haven't had a Cool-A-Coo this season. I'll have to remedy that on Thursday.
Of course, I've only gone to two games...
The City Walk store is still showing on their website. I might be there Monday. I'll check.
Last time I was there, it was still there. But that's been maybe 1.5 yrs ago.
Gnomes, see if this guy is still there.
Speaking of that thread, WHERE THE HELL HAS FRED'S BRIM BEEN???
(texts FB)
Don't get Cool-A-Coosed tonight Dodgers.
Per Shaikin:
"Yasiel Puig in CF for second consecutive night in AA. #Dodgers might well be evaluating him there. Joc Pederson in LF."
M Ellis 2B
Ethier RF
Gonzalez 1B
Hernandez C
Van Slyke LF
Schumaker CF
Cruz SS
Uribe 3B
Kershaw P
That lineup has so many highs and lows in it. Well mostly lows.
Lots of names ending in Z
ZZZzzzzz....is how I feel about this lineup.
Hernandez in #4 spot.
Has it really come to this?
There's your deuce.
epale everyone!
Epale, Sistah! So good to hear from you!
URIBE MVP
hi sistah! not being around because school is hazard
It is so nice when it's the other guys screwing up.
Hello, blonde next to the Dodgers' dugout!
Karen & Karina! How many Ks does Kershaw have so far?
Second hit for Kershaw!
Cover your ears, Karen. Lyons using that Pony nickname again.
Ramon Hernandez batting cleanup (and 0-for-3 I might add).
Kershaw with two RBI.
What the hell is going on here
Haven't you heard, Sax? It's a whole new blue.
What about Lyon's talking about Little Pony crap, Orel?
I was covering my ears.
Lyons may never utter the name "Punto" again.
Dexter Fowler with the bunt single. Shades of Juan Pierre.
Fowler had eight home runs in April?
Clayton making them pop it up.
It seems that Fowler is always biting us on the ass when we play the Rox.
Great camera work on the throw to first.
Nasty pitch to K Rosario, whatever it was.
Oh crap. This can't be good.
Rays Indians is the MLB.tv free game of the day. Whoop de frickin doo
Yikes!
50 and OMG it's Brandon League.
*trembles quietly*
I'm home. Can we hang on??!!
FYI: the dodgers store in UC is fine and still there.
Wow. No surprise there.
How does League face his teammates in the clubhouse after this shit over and over and over...
Gotta blame Donnie if he leaves the donuts out League is gonna glaze them.
Of all the Dodgers to have been injured this year, why hasn't Brandon League been one of them?
God is cruel.
First and third, one out. How will we waste this opportunity?!
No lead is safe at Coors Field.
No lead is safe with Brandon League pitching, no matter where the fuck you are playing
Wow, League. Damnit.
MVPeee!
Urine the hero? Beli don't be the zero
Uribe MVP
Who would I rather see in the bottom of the tenth, League or Belli?
Ummm....
Is this our first extra inning win?
Can I quit holding my breath now!?
Juan Uribe, 2-for-4 with 2 RBI and a SB? Inconceivable!
Good win gals and guys.
And the winning pitcher is???????
Fu@k you.
This game is proof that wins are the most ridiculous stat ever.
For pitchers, of course. Not teams, duh.
Certainly for relief pitchers it is.
All stats are ridiculous.
Post-Game Thread UP!
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