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— Dodger Boobs (@DodgerBoobs) April 2, 2012
Josh Beckett (0-3, 4.75) vs. Juan Nicasio (3-0, 4.62).
Later, April! After all the crap that went down last month, I'll take a 13-13 record. Hanley's back, but Crawdaddy's got a ginger hammy. Ryu's on fire, but Clayton's grieving and Lilly's lying. When will this team get on the same page? Until then, boobs.
4/3 vs. SF (W, 5-4): Sax
4/15 vs. WSH (L, 4-6): Dusty, Orel, Sax
5/6 vs. MIA (W, 6-3): AC, Sax
5/16 vs. CIN (L, 2-7): AC, Sax
6/12 vs. TEX (L, 2-3): Sax
7/5 vs. MIL (W, 8-5): Sax
7/21 vs. BOS (W, 9-6): Sax
7/24 vs. SF (L, 3-8): Sax
8/24 vs. TB (L, 8-9 (10)): Sax
8/29 vs. BAL (W, 6-3): Orel, Sax
9/9 vs. CHC (L, 4-10): Sax
10/5 NLDS G1 vs. SD (W, 7-5): Sax
10/6 NLDS G2 vs. SD (L, 2-10): Orel, Sax
10/25 WS G1 vs. NYY (W, 6-3 (10)): Sax
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Today in boobs news:
http://www.newswise.com/articles/view/602274/?sc=c6253
Hooray boobies!
OMG why don't you start — oh wait, we did.
Mmmm...ginger ham.
I've got no problems with boobs. I actually know 2 of them personally. But on behalf of all we girls on board here let's see a little beef.
Karen: I hear ya, but if the boobs are working, don't change it!!
BJ...Good point.
We tend to be equal opportunity here... But we are riding the boobs for now, karen!
So to speak.
Oh yeah, I forgot to mention, I'm at the game tonight. Hit me with a comment if you want to say hi.
Come on, Hanley!
Well, that's not good. First and third, no out
I've got a bad feeling about this
Saxy...Riding the boobs...
Hmmm.
But...but...there are boobs! I don't understand!
Is it because they're covered?
@Sax
Flash your breasts at the game and see if it helps. What an awful start!
ps- Just got to the sofa, Vinny!
Hanley can still swing! 2b
A Gone!
Just like his first HR as a Dodger.
I take it Sax flashed, and got the boob mojo going again. Good work, Saxy!
OK, boobs may still be working.
That was one of the worst ABs I can remember Matt having since a few seasons ago. Terrible. He just doesn't look like he knows how to approach an AB.
Don't have the game on yet, but according to Gameday, Kemp swung at a pitch that would have been low to the Mole Man.
It was an atrocious pitch - almost looked bounced in the dirt then up, then Kemp swung.
Another night of no sleep. Being on the east coast is killing me with these west coast night games.
Beckett took THAT long to set up that HBP?
BJ : sending coffee your way. Listen for a knock at the door
I'm beginning to get the feeling that Becket isn't going to pitch a CG tonight.
Tulo goes from mullet to mohawk. Does this guy own a mirror??
Come on Uribe use your boobs!
On the couch, slowly dying, Vinny.
This
Game
Is
So
Slow
*puts on rally thong*
Spanky...I'd like to see a picture of you in your rally thong. I'll bet your a sight to behold!
Leadoff hit!
HanRam!
Thanks Saxy. Coffee would be a big hel....zzzzzzzzzzz
Rally!
Noooo
DAMN you Dexter. I curse all that is holy to you.
Hate you Fowler, but that was pretty amazing.
GS AJ PLZ
Ugh, Matt =(
Take THAT Fowler!
Ugh, AJ.
The offense is midseason form.
Almost two hours later we are in the 4th.
So, pitchers' duel?
at least we ain't losing
I have grown facial hair
this game is so slow
Come on, Dodgers! Do I need to flash my boobs?
@ karen 8:21pm
you are a brave one.i suggest keeping a barf bag close by if it happens.
It's like they're playing this game underwater. Even Fowler's HR-saving catch looked like it was in slow motion.
http://m.legacy.com/obituaries/dallasmorningnews/
FYI: Kershaw's dad's obit.
Fack.
CarGo unloads, 5-3 Rox. Man, Beckett is horrible.
At this rate, the game won't be over till 3 am my time. I'll go to sleep now and at least can dream we win.
There aren't enough boobs in the world to save us from Beckett, and Lilly.
Christopher George Clayton Kershaw (1949 - 2013)
I was busy putting an offer on a house and thought I'd be missing the game. Turns out they decided to slow this one down just for me.
Beckett v.2013: Uneven at best.
So very sorry to hear about Clayton's dad. I still miss mine everyday.
Sanitary socks? WTF is VInny talking about? Sounds gross.
Damn that obit was jesus-ey.
apparently they started wearing those sanitary socks in the early days these to keep the wounds free from dirt and stuff. All players get them at the start of the season, they wear them under their actual socks.
This game is reminiscent of the days when Lilly used to pitch regularly...slower than molasses.
Believe me I know my baseball leggings; I've just never heard of them referred to as "sanitary."
I don't think I can make it to the end of this game, kids.
But neither could Beckett! Ha ha ha
Chris Tucker is here at the stadium and people are going nuts
Arsenio hall, too
Tucker is taking a picture with every fan. It's a little embarrassing
Ginnifer Goodwin is here too
Josh Beckett didn't show up tonight, however
Sax- Yell "Sons of Steve Garvey rule!" and I'll bet I could hear you on the broadcast.
6-3. Punto had a play at the plate and didn't throw it there as the relay. Hmm.
Another pitching change? Why the hell not, Donnie!
Perhaps my next inspired shirt idea will be a Big Lebowski/Dodgers mash-up:
Shut the fuck up, Donnie.
SoSG lucky boobs no match for Donnie being a boob.
I see we are starting off May nicely
This is painful...
I used to like Donnie but I'm not liking his new micro-management style.
Our offense blows, bullpen is overtaxed, what else? Ughhh
This is the first serious time I've said, WTF Donnie? You cray-cray. Really starting to wonder. Hire Phil Jackson!
Is it just me or has this game given everybody a nasty headache?
This game has made me sober.
(cries)
I'm thinking that this crappy, long game has left us speechless...and that's not easy to do.
Vinny mentioning that the start of this game was still today.
I'm with you Vin.
R.I.P. Boobs Meme
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