Tuesday, May 21, 2013

Game 44 Thread: May 21 @ Brewers, 5p


Zack Greinke (2-0, 1.62) vs. Ham Burgers (1-2, 6.58)

Ham Burgers? Who names their kid Ham Burgers?

(I mean other than Juan Uribe.)

Anyway, we need a whopper of a win. We know Greinke is a threat on the mound, but I also like Zack in the box. Maybe Big Mac finally got through to rest of the offense. Other fast food puns!

75 comments:

BJ Killeen said...

Tasty blog...I hope we can fry these guys tonight. I wouldn't relish another loss....

Hideo Nomo said...

Crawford LF
Punto 3B
Gonzalez 1B
Kemp CF
Ethier RF
Ajellis C
Schumaker 2B
Gordon SS
Greinke P

Dusty Baker's Toothpick said...

We rocked this guy for 3 runs in LA.
By Dodgers standards, that's an offensive outpouring.

Bring on the Hamburger Helper!

#SaveDonny

Orel said...

Other fast-food puns!

Dusty Baker said...

[Mini Sirloin Burger reference]

Hideo Nomo said...

HAPPY DAY OF BIRTH, SOSG DUSTY BAKERZ!

MR.F said...

@Nomo, I have a hard P after seeing that you pronounce gif with a hard G.

Orel said...

Mr. F, you sure have been saucy lately.

Orel said...

Is it really Dusty's birthday?

Hideo Nomo said...

Man, I wish this page had a like button.

Dusty Baker said...

Thanks, Gnomes!

karen said...

Happy Birthday Dusty!! Let's celebrate with a W tonite!!

Neeebs (The Original) said...

Juan Uribe's english name is
"Eats Burgers"

Orel said...

Where are you watching the game, Dusty? I want to send some birthday strippers your way.

Paul said...

By birthday strippers he means Spanky.

Orel said...

And by Spanky I mean naked Spank.

karen said...

^ In his rally thong.

Wow, Dust...Do your friends go all out for you or what!!???

Orel said...

Phrasing!

BJ Killeen said...

Happy birthday Dusty.

On another note, can we call Lyons the big ass since he calls Punti the little pony??

Steve Sax said...

Big Mac certainly didn't help the first three dodgers.

Paul said...

Nice play Dee

Orel said...

Hey, we're losing!

MR.F said...

Matt Kemp single!

Orel said...

Ethier walk! Followed by Ajellis and Mr. Schu outs.

BJ Killeen said...

Threw that inning away

BJ Killeen said...

Threw that inning away

Orel said...

Steve Lyons ‏@SteveLyons12 5m

@driverstalk actually that was Eric saying that... But how can U deny his ability to hit??

Orel said...

Damn, Zack is struggling. At least 38 pitches in 1 2/3 innings.

Orel said...

Then he gets to bat first in the next inning.

Orel said...

And singles!

Hideo Nomo said...

How doth we fuck this up?

karen said...

I hate that Lyon's calls Punto Little Pony. For a man to be called that it seems kind of insulting to me.

Hideo Nomo said...

Every time someone calls Lyons out on Twitter for saying something, he says Eric said it. He's like a little kid getting in trouble.

BJ Killeen said...

I tweeted Lyons about his Braun butt-licking habit. Here's his reply:

@SteveLyons12: @driverstalk actually that was Eric saying that... But how can U deny his ability to hit??

MR.F said...

Rancho Ardiendo ahh

BJ Killeen said...

@orel: you got ahead of me.

Cliff Beefpile said...

Dammit, Kemp.

MR.F said...

Damnit, Matt.

Hideo Nomo said...

Swell at-bat, Matty!

BJ Killeen said...

@Nomo: it sure sounds like Lyons

MR.F said...

GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

BJ Killeen said...

Brewers have more oversized puppets than Coletti

Hideo Nomo said...

I got to yell at David Vassegh over Twitter. That felt good.

BJ Killeen said...

Saw that, Nomo. Hahaha

BJ Killeen said...

How sad is it that I look more forward to our pitchers batting than I do our fielders?

Cliff Beefpile said...

Greinke, bishes!

karen said...

Zack ties the game. If we could have Clay and Zack hit and pitch every other night we'd be in pretty good shape.

MR.F said...

Greinke!

Cliff Beefpile said...

I didn't realize Braun had such a weak arm.

MR.F said...

It's nice that Clayton, Zack, and Ryu are all good with the bat. How are we so bad when our best pitchers are also good hitters?

MR.F said...

A lead! Another Rancho Ardiendo!

karen said...

There goes Lyon's with that little pony shit again. Punto needs to kick his ass.

MR.F said...

I mean, A-Gon!

MR.F said...

Okay, come on Matt!

Cliff Beefpile said...

Now'd be a helluva time to donate some money to Oklahoma with a homerun, Kemp.

Orel said...

How will the Dodgers disappoint us this inning?

Orel said...

Ramon Hernandez is starting tomorrow!

karen said...

Ramon Hernandez starting tomorrow. Now I have something to look forward to.

C'mon Dee, man up.

karen said...

OK, I'm officially scared. Maybe a little late, but there you go.

karen said...

Yeah..like I said...

Hideo Nomo said...

Well, this team has fire alright. Dumpster fire.

karen said...

Dodgers looking good making outs on the basepaths. We won't discuss the hits in the first part of the inning.

Hideo Nomo said...

Woooo! Double play!

BJ Killeen said...

A fresh slice of hell pie to finish an unsatisfying fast food game.

Orel said...

Just another Dodger disappointment!

Orel said...

Wow, Kings getting spanked too.

Orel said...

9th: AGon singles, Kemp Ks, Ethier Ks.

karen said...

Watching Dodgers games these days is right up there with writing out my bills every month.

karen said...

Andy's kid coming off the bench...

Orel said...

A.J. walks! SVS is the tying run.

karen said...

Three pitches and the game is over.

Orel said...

96 mph on the TV radar.

Orel said...

Go Kings!

spank said...

Why so serious?

*strips and pole dances*

Orel said...

PGTUPZZZZZ