Random rantings and ravings about the Los Angeles Dodgers, written by a small consortium of rabid Dodger fans. With occasional comments on baseball, entertainment, pop culture, and life in general.
4/3 vs. SF (W, 5-4): Sax
4/15 vs. WSH (L, 4-6): Dusty, Orel, Sax
5/6 vs. MIA (W, 6-3): AC, Sax
5/16 vs. CIN (L, 2-7): AC, Sax
6/12 vs. TEX (L, 2-3): Sax
7/5 vs. MIL (W, 8-5): Sax
7/21 vs. BOS (W, 9-6): Sax
7/24 vs. SF (L, 3-8): Sax
8/24 vs. TB (L, 8-9 (10)): Sax
8/29 vs. BAL (W, 6-3): Orel, Sax
9/9 vs. CHC (L, 4-10): Sax
10/5 NLDS G1 vs. SD (W, 7-5): Sax
10/6 NLDS G2 vs. SD (L, 2-10): Orel, Sax
10/25 WS G1 vs. NYY (W, 6-3 (10)): Sax
75 comments:
Tasty blog...I hope we can fry these guys tonight. I wouldn't relish another loss....
Crawford LF
Punto 3B
Gonzalez 1B
Kemp CF
Ethier RF
Ajellis C
Schumaker 2B
Gordon SS
Greinke P
We rocked this guy for 3 runs in LA.
By Dodgers standards, that's an offensive outpouring.
Bring on the Hamburger Helper!
#SaveDonny
Other fast-food puns!
[Mini Sirloin Burger reference]
HAPPY DAY OF BIRTH, SOSG DUSTY BAKERZ!
@Nomo, I have a hard P after seeing that you pronounce gif with a hard G.
Mr. F, you sure have been saucy lately.
Is it really Dusty's birthday?
Man, I wish this page had a like button.
Thanks, Gnomes!
Happy Birthday Dusty!! Let's celebrate with a W tonite!!
Juan Uribe's english name is
"Eats Burgers"
Where are you watching the game, Dusty? I want to send some birthday strippers your way.
By birthday strippers he means Spanky.
And by Spanky I mean naked Spank.
^ In his rally thong.
Wow, Dust...Do your friends go all out for you or what!!???
Phrasing!
Happy birthday Dusty.
On another note, can we call Lyons the big ass since he calls Punti the little pony??
Big Mac certainly didn't help the first three dodgers.
Nice play Dee
Hey, we're losing!
Matt Kemp single!
Ethier walk! Followed by Ajellis and Mr. Schu outs.
Threw that inning away
Threw that inning away
Steve Lyons @SteveLyons12 5m
@driverstalk actually that was Eric saying that... But how can U deny his ability to hit??
Damn, Zack is struggling. At least 38 pitches in 1 2/3 innings.
Then he gets to bat first in the next inning.
And singles!
How doth we fuck this up?
I hate that Lyon's calls Punto Little Pony. For a man to be called that it seems kind of insulting to me.
Every time someone calls Lyons out on Twitter for saying something, he says Eric said it. He's like a little kid getting in trouble.
I tweeted Lyons about his Braun butt-licking habit. Here's his reply:
@SteveLyons12: @driverstalk actually that was Eric saying that... But how can U deny his ability to hit??
Rancho Ardiendo ahh
@orel: you got ahead of me.
Dammit, Kemp.
Damnit, Matt.
Swell at-bat, Matty!
@Nomo: it sure sounds like Lyons
GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Brewers have more oversized puppets than Coletti
I got to yell at David Vassegh over Twitter. That felt good.
Saw that, Nomo. Hahaha
How sad is it that I look more forward to our pitchers batting than I do our fielders?
Greinke, bishes!
Zack ties the game. If we could have Clay and Zack hit and pitch every other night we'd be in pretty good shape.
Greinke!
I didn't realize Braun had such a weak arm.
It's nice that Clayton, Zack, and Ryu are all good with the bat. How are we so bad when our best pitchers are also good hitters?
A lead! Another Rancho Ardiendo!
There goes Lyon's with that little pony shit again. Punto needs to kick his ass.
I mean, A-Gon!
Okay, come on Matt!
Now'd be a helluva time to donate some money to Oklahoma with a homerun, Kemp.
How will the Dodgers disappoint us this inning?
Ramon Hernandez is starting tomorrow!
Ramon Hernandez starting tomorrow. Now I have something to look forward to.
C'mon Dee, man up.
OK, I'm officially scared. Maybe a little late, but there you go.
Yeah..like I said...
Well, this team has fire alright. Dumpster fire.
Dodgers looking good making outs on the basepaths. We won't discuss the hits in the first part of the inning.
Woooo! Double play!
A fresh slice of hell pie to finish an unsatisfying fast food game.
Just another Dodger disappointment!
Wow, Kings getting spanked too.
9th: AGon singles, Kemp Ks, Ethier Ks.
Watching Dodgers games these days is right up there with writing out my bills every month.
Andy's kid coming off the bench...
A.J. walks! SVS is the tying run.
Three pitches and the game is over.
96 mph on the TV radar.
Go Kings!
Why so serious?
*strips and pole dances*
PGTUPZZZZZ
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