Sue Falsone's Secret Plan
Matt Magill (0-0, 2.70 ERA) vs. Ryan Vogelsong (1-2, 6.23 ERA)
What have we done to anger the Baseball Gods? What more could happen? Actually, I hesitate even to ask that for fear of the answer. Here's the way our injuries this season break down:
(Courtesy SI.com)
Which doesn't even include Hanley Ramirez's latest injury, a left hamstring injury that appears it will send him back to the DL. Call-ups, send-downs, options, DFAs, etc. likely to ensue before today's game.
At this point, our only hope is to immerse several key, injured players into a rejuvenation chamber and let the bacta work its magic.
58 comments:
I feel like making party tonight! Let's go boys! Vogelschlong has nothing on us.
Crawford 7
Hairston 3
Kemp 8
Ethier 9
AJ Ellis 2
Schumaker 4
Uribe 5
Gordon 6
Magill 1
We're starting off so well.
Don't fuck up,Magoo!
goddamnit motherfucker
Don't worry. Our offense can totally overcome a two-run deficit.
finally an out.
si se puede....no
3- 0 gnats.1 out.
yeah,we got this.
I can't believe we got out of that clusterfuck with giving up only 3 runs.
I'm making party with my left hand.
that's a wrap
You're no Dexter Fowler, Pagan.
I'm making pity party with Stone IPA. :(
Dodgers scored a run? Holy shit
Sighhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
The silver lining: the worse we play, the sooner Donnie gets the chop.
This game is so painful I'm putting myself on the DL.
We score two runs on a Matt Kemp hit. But Hairston is now limping.
We are suddenly making this a game. Where the hell did this come from? Come on, guys!
Even though Hairston probably broke his leg and is getting it amputated in the dugout or something.
What the hell is going on??
Karen, seriously the exact words that just came out of my mouth.
If you gave up when it was 5-0, 5-1, or 6-1, you're missing a hell of a time here in the fifth inning.
Speechless
Was that a rally? I haven't seen one in a while and can't remember what they look like
It appears I selected the wrong inning to take a shower. However, if it helps, I'll go back in.
Wait.... what?
Okay guys, please let's win this one!
Matty, my boy!! I just heart you!!
This is not going to be easy. That drive by Sandoval just stopped my heart.
Cmon boys lets do that rally thing again!
Ahhh...Wouldn't that be just heartbreaking if Diablo Pagan was injured??
Oyster just got nailed in the pubes.
Nevermind. Looked more like the knee.
Damn the real Dodgers are back... Leaving two RISP
Hold the lead. Lets go!
Heading back in the shower.
Struck out two and then let the tying run score on a fucking wild pitch (or passed ball; I didn't hear the call). Unreal.
FLASH!!!!!!!!!!
Hurry BJ!! Back in the shower!
"Hurry BJ!! Back in the shower!" - Jerry Sandusky
Ethier gets on, and now THEY HAVE THE BUNT ON FOR AJ ELLIS.
And we get what we fucking deserve for that shit. DP.
This will not end well.
Did I miss anything?
Seriously, how did Buster Posey not hit a walk-off grand slam there?
Bill Shaikin @BillShaikin 32m
Giants have played 30 games. Santiago Casilla has appeared in 18 of them. This is his sixth appearance in eight days.
Looks like I'm taking the night shift in this thread.
Wow, Andre works the walk. A.J. up.
So JHJ pulled his hammy too?
A.J. with the harmless fly out. Giants scheduled to walk off in the 10th.
League vs. Pence. Ugliest match-up ever?
Pence stands in the batter's box like he's on a moving subway train.
League Ks Pence.
Giants walk off. Again.
goddamnitmotherfuckingshit!
I'm with Spank.
Goodnight all.
Brandon league is not good
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