Matt Magill (0-0, Uh...a billion?) vs. Jose Fernandez (1-2, 3.48)
Oh boy, the Marlins! This should be a corker!
THE WAR TO SETTLE THE SCORE OF WHO SUCKS MORE!
God, who cares? Hey Dodgers, just get a friggin' win already so we can maybe take a break from being so surly.
May contest is still in play. Next potential winner is EricoPerico. Prize will be announced in the game thread sometime tonight.
59 comments:
Is the prize a kick in the nuts?
Dee Gordon's nuts = Deez Nuts!
Cc: Snoop
It's the nut-scribbling of your choice, performed by DelinO.
If we don't win tonight, we're gonna report Donnie to the IRS. Let them take him apart.
Who gets the prize if the Dodgers win today?
Oh. In the fine print. Font is too small. Head is too tired.
Scott Van Slyke! Step right up. You're the next contestant on we have no offense.
This Fernandez kid is good too. I am thinking double-digit strikeouts
Crawford LF
Punto 3B
Gonzalez 1B
Kemp CF
Ethier RF
Ellis C
Schumaker 2B
Gordon SS
Magill P
http://deadspin.com/mlbs-crappy-replay-tech-its-a-miracle-umps-ever-get-499041275
Am I weird for thinking SVS and A-Gon look alike?
Great catch Skipper!!
I propose for the next softball game that we strip Orel naked and scribble on his nuts. Obviously it's good for morale.
A GONE!!!
Nice, Adrian!
Holy shit, we've got a lead!
Must be playing the Marlins.
SCOOOOOOOOOOOOORE! 1-0 Kings.
Magill walks the lead off man, goes 3-0, gets a visit from A.J., then gets three outs.
A.J. is magic.
It's hard to not root for a kid who has been through what Fernandez has been through. I just can't do it tonite.
Pierre gets a hit. It's like he is a Major League Baseball player or something.
Good play Dee.
Eric Stephen @truebluela 6m
Zack Greinke has allowed 4 runs so far in Lake Elsinore, including a 2-run home run in the 3rd inning.
Rox lost
Dbacks losing
Giants tied at 0
Kings up 1-0 end of first
Sorry I'm late to the party but is this game on TV?
I can't find it on fios
AT&T U-Verse 69, 1694 (HD)
Comcast 104
Cox Santa Barbara 8
Cox Orange County 3
Cox Palos Verdes 3
DIRECTV 689, 689-1 (HD)
Dish 449, 9519 (HD)
Time Warner Cable: L.A. HD 700
Time Warner Cable:
Desert Cities, Yucca, Banning HD 590
Time Warner Cable: Barstow HD 671
Verizon 1
AC, try channel 1.
DAMMIT
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Giants up 1-0, and have second and third with nine out. Hmm.
Sweet! Nine out!
We're loving Vinny here at our house. Questioning his memory.
If you say it, Vin, I believe it.
Could have been worse.
Nine out, Saxy?
I hate it when that happens.
Marlins tie it up. Blues tie it up. This coincidence also happened last time the Dodgers and Kings played.
^none out
"Nine out" refers to 7-8-9 in our lineup this year
4-0 giants. Even Cain got a hit on Tim Hudson
Dear Andre Ethier
Please start streaking positively again. Thank you
SoSG Sax
SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!!!
Dustin Penner with a BLAST with 0.2 left in the 2nd period!
2-1 Kings!
The problem with scoring early is you have to get through eight more innings of bullshit.
Just showed the Kings second goal on the Dodger Stadium scoreboard.
3-3 tie still. I leave it to you guys to prevent loss #8
Another ex-Dodger.
Damnit Juan.
Kings win 2-1! Onto Round 2!
Kings win!
Oh crap, I almost forgot to announce that the prize is an Orel Hershiser bobblehead!
OK, here goes: The prize is an Orel Hershiser bobblehead.
But I'm pretty sure I'm gonna get to keep it.
Am I back in the running on May 7 2014?
Down to our last out.
Fuck you Ump!
Punto caught looking.
8 straight.
I'm all cried out.
The battle of who cares less
Thanks for the tv listing update guys. Wow we really are playing like a HSPOS. They gotta shake things up. Screw the injury excuse. Bring up Puig see what hes got. Put Crawford in the 3 hole. Do F'ing something!
I think I saw Neeebs give the thumbs down in the stands. Someone is getting their testicles graffitied.
PGT up. And I'm still drinking!
Son of a ...!!
This Orel Hersheiser bobblehead could go unclaimed longer than Smonkstakes lasted.
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