Friday, May 10, 2013

Game 34 Thread: May 10 vs. Marlins, 7p


Matt Magill (0-0, Uh...a billion?) vs. Jose Fernandez (1-2, 3.48)

Oh boy, the Marlins! This should be a corker!

THE WAR TO SETTLE THE SCORE OF WHO SUCKS MORE!

God, who cares? Hey Dodgers, just get a friggin' win already so we can maybe take a break from being so surly.

May contest is still in play. Next potential winner is EricoPerico. Prize will be announced in the game thread sometime tonight.

61 comments:

Orel said...

Is the prize a kick in the nuts?

Dusty Baker said...

Dee Gordon's nuts = Deez Nuts!

Cc: Snoop

Hideo Nomo said...

It's the nut-scribbling of your choice, performed by DelinO.

BJ Killeen said...

If we don't win tonight, we're gonna report Donnie to the IRS. Let them take him apart.

MR.F said...

Who gets the prize if the Dodgers win today?

MR.F said...

Oh. In the fine print. Font is too small. Head is too tired.

Dusty Baker said...

Scott Van Slyke! Step right up. You're the next contestant on we have no offense.

Fred's Brim said...

This Fernandez kid is good too. I am thinking double-digit strikeouts

Dusty Baker said...

Crawford LF
Punto 3B
Gonzalez 1B
Kemp CF
Ethier RF
Ellis C
Schumaker 2B
Gordon SS
Magill P

MR.F said...

http://deadspin.com/mlbs-crappy-replay-tech-its-a-miracle-umps-ever-get-499041275

Hideo Nomo said...

Am I weird for thinking SVS and A-Gon look alike?

karen said...

Great catch Skipper!!

Cliff Beefpile said...

I propose for the next softball game that we strip Orel naked and scribble on his nuts. Obviously it's good for morale.

karen said...

A GONE!!!

Orel said...

Nice, Adrian!

Steve Sax said...

Holy shit, we've got a lead!

Must be playing the Marlins.

Cliff Beefpile said...

SCOOOOOOOOOOOOORE! 1-0 Kings.

Hideo Nomo said...

Magill walks the lead off man, goes 3-0, gets a visit from A.J., then gets three outs.

A.J. is magic.

karen said...

It's hard to not root for a kid who has been through what Fernandez has been through. I just can't do it tonite.

Paul said...

Pierre gets a hit. It's like he is a Major League Baseball player or something.

Paul said...

Good play Dee.

Orel said...

Eric Stephen ‏@truebluela 6m

Zack Greinke has allowed 4 runs so far in Lake Elsinore, including a 2-run home run in the 3rd inning.

Steve Sax said...

Rox lost

Dbacks losing

Giants tied at 0

Steve Sax said...

Kings up 1-0 end of first

Alex Cora said...

Sorry I'm late to the party but is this game on TV?
I can't find it on fios

Orel said...

AT&T U-Verse 69, 1694 (HD)

Comcast 104

Cox Santa Barbara 8

Cox Orange County 3

Cox Palos Verdes 3

DIRECTV 689, 689-1 (HD)

Dish 449, 9519 (HD)

Time Warner Cable: L.A. HD 700

Time Warner Cable:

Desert Cities, Yucca, Banning HD 590

Time Warner Cable: Barstow HD 671

Verizon 1

Hideo Nomo said...

AC, try channel 1.

Hideo Nomo said...

DAMMIT

karen said...

Shit.

Hideo Nomo said...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Steve Sax said...

Giants up 1-0, and have second and third with nine out. Hmm.

Hideo Nomo said...

Sweet! Nine out!

karen said...

We're loving Vinny here at our house. Questioning his memory.

If you say it, Vin, I believe it.

Paul said...

Could have been worse.

karen said...

Nine out, Saxy?

I hate it when that happens.

Orel said...

Marlins tie it up. Blues tie it up. This coincidence also happened last time the Dodgers and Kings played.

Steve Sax said...

^none out

"Nine out" refers to 7-8-9 in our lineup this year

Steve Sax said...

4-0 giants. Even Cain got a hit on Tim Hudson

Steve Sax said...

Dear Andre Ethier

Please start streaking positively again. Thank you

SoSG Sax

Cliff Beefpile said...

SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!!!

Dustin Penner with a BLAST with 0.2 left in the 2nd period!

2-1 Kings!

Hideo Nomo said...

The problem with scoring early is you have to get through eight more innings of bullshit.

Neeebs said...

Just showed the Kings second goal on the Dodger Stadium scoreboard.

Steve Sax said...

3-3 tie still. I leave it to you guys to prevent loss #8

karen said...

Another ex-Dodger.

MR.F said...

Damnit Juan.

Cliff Beefpile said...

Kings win 2-1! Onto Round 2!

Orel said...

Kings win!

Hideo Nomo said...

Oh crap, I almost forgot to announce that the prize is an Orel Hershiser bobblehead!

OK, here goes: The prize is an Orel Hershiser bobblehead.

Hideo Nomo said...

But I'm pretty sure I'm gonna get to keep it.

Paul said...

Am I back in the running on May 7 2014?

Hideo Nomo said...

Indeed.

Paul said...

Down to our last out.

Paul said...

Fuck you Ump!

karen said...

Punto caught looking.

8 straight.

Paul said...

I'm all cried out.

D.E.L.I.N.O said...

The battle of who cares less

Alex Cora said...

Thanks for the tv listing update guys. Wow we really are playing like a HSPOS. They gotta shake things up. Screw the injury excuse. Bring up Puig see what hes got. Put Crawford in the 3 hole. Do F'ing something!

Paul said...

I think I saw Neeebs give the thumbs down in the stands. Someone is getting their testicles graffitied.

Steve Sax said...

PGT up. And I'm still drinking!

EricoPerico said...

Son of a ...!!

Cliff Beefpile said...

This Orel Hersheiser bobblehead could go unclaimed longer than Smonkstakes lasted.