Matt Magill (0-0, Uh...a billion?) vs. Jose Fernandez (1-2, 3.48)
Oh boy, the Marlins! This should be a corker!
THE WAR TO SETTLE THE SCORE OF WHO SUCKS MORE!
God, who cares? Hey Dodgers, just get a friggin' win already so we can maybe take a break from being so surly.
May contest is still in play. Next potential winner is EricoPerico. Prize will be announced in the game thread sometime tonight.