Larry's just now getting around to seeing Ted?
Wow, Dodger series where u don't face pitchers named Kershaw, Greinke, Beckett or Billingsly! Need to take advantage of that. At Ted tmrw!— Chipper Jones (@RealCJ10) May 17, 2013
Hyn-Jin Ryu (4-2, 3.40) vs. Paul Maholm (4-4, 3.94)
Tough talk from the comfort of your animal print retirement sofa, Larry. Allow me to introduce you to one Hyun-Jin Ryu. You may not know this, but he's the most reliable Dodger pitcher not named Kershaw at this moment (at least until we're sure Greinke's 100%). I don't expect you to do much stat-licking while you're doing whatever it is you're doing in retirement, Larry, but Ryu's in the top 20 in K/9, the top 25 in FIP, and the top 50 in ERA.
Plus, he can do cool levitation shit like this:
Oh, and Larry? It's cute that you think Beckett is still a threat.
Ryu pic: insidesocal.com