Wednesday, May 01, 2013

Game 27 Thread: May 1 vs. Rockies, 7p

Not currently an active account. But we can pray.

Josh Beckett (0-3, 4.75) vs. Juan Nicasio (3-0, 4.62).

Later, April! After all the crap that went down last month, I'll take a 13-13 record. Hanley's back, but Crawdaddy's got a ginger hammy. Ryu's on fire, but Clayton's grieving and Lilly's lying. When will this team get on the same page? Until then, boobs.

87 comments:

MR.F said...

Today in boobs news:
http://www.newswise.com/articles/view/602274/?sc=c6253

Hooray boobies!

Orel said...

OMG why don't you start — oh wait, we did.

Hideo Nomo said...

Mmmm...ginger ham.

karen said...

I've got no problems with boobs. I actually know 2 of them personally. But on behalf of all we girls on board here let's see a little beef.

BJ Killeen said...

Karen: I hear ya, but if the boobs are working, don't change it!!

karen said...

BJ...Good point.

Steve Sax said...

We tend to be equal opportunity here... But we are riding the boobs for now, karen!

So to speak.

Steve Sax said...

Oh yeah, I forgot to mention, I'm at the game tonight. Hit me with a comment if you want to say hi.

Steve Sax said...

Come on, Hanley!

Steve Sax said...

Well, that's not good. First and third, no out

Steve Sax said...

I've got a bad feeling about this

karen said...

Saxy...Riding the boobs...

Hmmm.

Orel said...

Ugh.

Hideo Nomo said...

But...but...there are boobs! I don't understand!

Is it because they're covered?

Dusty Baker said...

@Sax

Flash your breasts at the game and see if it helps. What an awful start!

ps- Just got to the sofa, Vinny!

Steve Sax said...

Hanley can still swing! 2b

Dusty Baker said...

A Gone!

Just like his first HR as a Dodger.

Dusty Baker said...

I take it Sax flashed, and got the boob mojo going again. Good work, Saxy!

Hideo Nomo said...

OK, boobs may still be working.

Dusty Baker said...

That was one of the worst ABs I can remember Matt having since a few seasons ago. Terrible. He just doesn't look like he knows how to approach an AB.

Hideo Nomo said...

Don't have the game on yet, but according to Gameday, Kemp swung at a pitch that would have been low to the Mole Man.

Dusty Baker said...

It was an atrocious pitch - almost looked bounced in the dirt then up, then Kemp swung.

BJ Killeen said...

Another night of no sleep. Being on the east coast is killing me with these west coast night games.

Steve Sax said...

Beckett took THAT long to set up that HBP?

Steve Sax said...

BJ : sending coffee your way. Listen for a knock at the door

Dusty Baker said...

I'm beginning to get the feeling that Becket isn't going to pitch a CG tonight.

karen said...

Tulo goes from mullet to mohawk. Does this guy own a mirror??

Paul said...

Come on Uribe use your boobs!

Cliff Beefpile said...

On the couch, slowly dying, Vinny.

Steve Sax said...

This


Game



Is




So






Slow

Spank said...

*puts on rally thong*


karen said...

Spanky...I'd like to see a picture of you in your rally thong. I'll bet your a sight to behold!

Cliff Beefpile said...

Leadoff hit!

Cliff Beefpile said...

HanRam!

BJ Killeen said...

Thanks Saxy. Coffee would be a big hel....zzzzzzzzzzz

MR.F said...

Rally!

Cliff Beefpile said...

FUCK! Stupid Fowler.

MR.F said...

Damn.

BJ Killeen said...

Noooo

karen said...

DAMN you Dexter. I curse all that is holy to you.

Hideo Nomo said...

Hate you Fowler, but that was pretty amazing.

BJ Killeen said...

GS AJ PLZ

MR.F said...

Ugh, Matt =(

karen said...

Take THAT Fowler!

MR.F said...

Ugh, AJ.

Cliff Beefpile said...

The offense is midseason form.

Paul said...

Almost two hours later we are in the 4th.

Orel said...

So, pitchers' duel?

Spank said...

at least we ain't losing

Steve Sax said...

I have grown facial hair

this game is so slow

Cliff Beefpile said...

Come on, Dodgers! Do I need to flash my boobs?

Spank said...

@ karen 8:21pm

you are a brave one.i suggest keeping a barf bag close by if it happens.

Cliff Beefpile said...

It's like they're playing this game underwater. Even Fowler's HR-saving catch looked like it was in slow motion.

BJ Killeen said...

http://m.legacy.com/obituaries/dallasmorningnews/

FYI: Kershaw's dad's obit.

Cliff Beefpile said...

Fack.

Steve Sax said...

CarGo unloads, 5-3 Rox. Man, Beckett is horrible.

BJ Killeen said...

At this rate, the game won't be over till 3 am my time. I'll go to sleep now and at least can dream we win.

Dusty Baker's Toothpick said...

There aren't enough boobs in the world to save us from Beckett, and Lilly.

Orel said...

Christopher George Clayton Kershaw (1949 - 2013)

Erin said...

I was busy putting an offer on a house and thought I'd be missing the game. Turns out they decided to slow this one down just for me.

rbnlaw said...

Beckett v.2013: Uneven at best.

karen said...

So very sorry to hear about Clayton's dad. I still miss mine everyday.

Dusty Baker said...

Sanitary socks? WTF is VInny talking about? Sounds gross.

Dusty Baker said...

Damn that obit was jesus-ey.

Betsy said...

apparently they started wearing those sanitary socks in the early days these to keep the wounds free from dirt and stuff. All players get them at the start of the season, they wear them under their actual socks.

This game is reminiscent of the days when Lilly used to pitch regularly...slower than molasses.

Dusty Baker said...

Believe me I know my baseball leggings; I've just never heard of them referred to as "sanitary."

Steve Sax said...

I don't think I can make it to the end of this game, kids.

Steve Sax said...

But neither could Beckett! Ha ha ha

Steve Sax said...

Chris Tucker is here at the stadium and people are going nuts

Steve Sax said...

Arsenio hall, too

Steve Sax said...

Tucker is taking a picture with every fan. It's a little embarrassing

Steve Sax said...

Ginnifer Goodwin is here too

Steve Sax said...

Josh Beckett didn't show up tonight, however

Dusty Baker said...

Sax- Yell "Sons of Steve Garvey rule!" and I'll bet I could hear you on the broadcast.

Steve Sax said...

6-3. Punto had a play at the plate and didn't throw it there as the relay. Hmm.

Steve Sax said...

Another pitching change? Why the hell not, Donnie!

Erin said...

Perhaps my next inspired shirt idea will be a Big Lebowski/Dodgers mash-up:

Shut the fuck up, Donnie.

Hideo Nomo said...

SoSG lucky boobs no match for Donnie being a boob.

Paul said...

I see we are starting off May nicely

Dusty Baker's Toothpick said...

This is painful...

I used to like Donnie but I'm not liking his new micro-management style.

Our offense blows, bullpen is overtaxed, what else? Ughhh

Dusty Baker said...

This is the first serious time I've said, WTF Donnie? You cray-cray. Really starting to wonder. Hire Phil Jackson!

Dusty Baker said...

Another fucking TERRIBLE AB from Kemp. 3 Ks on the night. Lots of really low pitches getting him.

karen said...

Is it just me or has this game given everybody a nasty headache?

Dusty Baker said...

This game has made me sober.

(cries)

karen said...

I'm thinking that this crappy, long game has left us speechless...and that's not easy to do.

karen said...

Vinny mentioning that the start of this game was still today.

I'm with you Vin.

Hideo Nomo said...

R.I.P. Boobs Meme