Chad Billingsley (6-2, 3.63) vs. Rodrigo Lopez (2-3, 4.57).
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COMMENTS: Does anyone actually read these things? Let's find out. The Dodgers return from their six-parsec intergalactic Kessel Run, having dropped two of three to the Jupiter Cubs but taking two of three from the Venusian Rockies. Although pitcher Vicente Padilla was alleged to have had a run-in with Eccentrica Gallumbits, the Triple-Breasted Whore of Eroticon Six, no files were charged. Meanwhile, Chad Billingsley prepared for today's start by pitching a simulated game of Blernsball, striking out Turanga Leela a record 16 times. And Manny Ramirez fulfilled a lifelong dream by auditioning for and getting a role in the next Predator movie. Multipass!
UPDATE: Today's hats, via @DodgertownUSA:
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«Oldest ‹Older 201 – 318 of 318@Josh - just tell yourself you thought it was David Eckstein's face
doesnt look like we are going to get to see very much of the AZ bullpen tonight.
Oh, and Manny couldn't get it done.
It's up to Jamey Carroll to save us.
Let's just pretend the first two innings didn't happen.
Maybe Torre really wants Chad to get win #7.
Mutts rolling over for SD
Memorial Day, July 4th, 9/11. All good days for GBA.
Every day? No.
@Rbnlaw I didn't mean it!, i'm late because my brother and his friends are rehearsing and they brought a couple of friends of mine so i was socializing.
@rbn "Orel, tell him what he's won."
The frustration of watching Chad settle down after giving up three HRs in the first two innings!
crap
We'll never see the bullpen.
i meant "crap" for Loney's lineout, but it applies to my prize as well
It'd be appropriate if the Dodgers have a walkoff win on the night Dre returns.
fuck you ump! pick a strike zone and stick with it!
Someone needs to tell Martin just what we're trying to do here.
this is when we usually give them some stupid runs. lets not do that tonight
@Karina--Especially if Dre hits it!
@Mr LASF like not swinging to the very first pitch when he's struggled with the pitcher the whole game.
Tough love with him tonight.
CHAD'S PASSED 110 PITCHES. WHAT THE HELL?!?!
and Tron is warming in the bullpen...
I hope the az bullpen is really bad. We might only get one inning of it.
A nice six innings by Chad. I'm ignoring the first two.
@Nic J quality start, then?
How much longer until DeWitt loses his starting job?
The line on Bills: two shitty innings followed by six innings of shutdown pitching. 4 earned runs, millions of frustrated fans.
No chance of an Andre walk-off.
Pitiful.
Holly freaking hell, we actually have something.
Lopez? Really?
Fookie on. I sense a Bison bomb.
Why does every middling pitcher pick the game vs. the Dodgers to make their Cy Young bid?
Lopez is horrible at best.
Be the man here, Matt.
Furcal is not 100% with the wheels.
I'll take a go-ahead homer. I'm not picky.
Double!!!
Dre Dre Dre.
A 2 out double should score a run from first, yes?
Well, the table is set for some guy named Andy.
Fuck this umps zone.
Damn right it was no swing.
DRE!!!
I knew this was the D-bags we were playing!!
2 run error.
He can't be beat!!!
Posted my comment a little early.
Yay!!
Good teams get the breaks.
Sometimes the Dodgers do too.
I love Kelly Johnson!!
finish him off, manny!!
New game...'till Manny convinces us of any other way
Hinch will ride Lopez to Canada before he lets the 'pen in.
The Mets really suck.
Let's. get Bills the win!!
At least we absolve Chad of a lost.
0-0.
What Bullet by Andre way for Kelly to put his body on the line to get in front of it.
Broxton in? Torre knows AZ's bullpen is terrible too.
Suuuuuure....talking to yourself again, FB.
What is up with Broxton and low average power guys.
Zach Greinke has a fucking tiny-ass little head.
Is Gibby freezing?
aaaargh.
That was NASTY by Broxton. I'm calling him Ms Jackson.
As much as Broxton seems to never have 1-2-3 innings, he still hardly ever gives up runs.
@David, he has a flair for the dramatic.
Ok, let's do this without giving them another shot.
That was fucking beastly.
@Dusty Baker +1 for the Janet Jackson reference
hey, Bills didnt walk anyone. i just noticed. thats what happens when you pound the strikezone.
You are due, King James
It's walk-off time.
Oh the lead off walk.
Loney walks.
Beard time.
Real conversation in Baker household:
Mrs Dusty in Law: I like when they're smiling in their [TV broadcast stats/ID] picture.
DB: I don't.
MDIL: Why?
DB: Because Bills [we had just seen him on the screen] is a pitcher, and he needs to look mean.
MDIL: How?
DB: He needs to be missing an ear and have a hare-lip.
King James walks courtesy of the crappiest pen in the majors.
Ive always thought bills needs a beard or something.
Thx, Karina.
We still have 15 minutes before we draw the ire of Joe West. Hurry it up and win, boys.
Man that was outside Casey but the ump might have rang you up.
In Beard We Trust!
no DP's please.
It's pathetic that Vasquez is actually one of their better relievers.
Two on!
One more hit and we might make party!!! (depending on where and how hard it is hit)
damn you loney!!
pay attention next time!!
btw, Dusty, that conversation was hilarious.
What the fuck?!?
James is no king
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING LONEY?
WS winning teams don't do this shit.
#AAA
To the emergency thread!
Duhduhdaduhduhhhhhhh
there goes the possibility of a sacrifice, thanks loney.
Loney kept us out of a DP, I suppose.
James if you have a bad idea at least commit to it.
wild pitch please.
It's been awhile since I've whined about how many times our batters take first pitch strikes. Blake just looked at a meatball down the middle to start the AB 0-1. We start in a hole every fucking at bat.
Yay!
Walkoff balk!
Gameday's confusing the crud out of me. How did Blake go from 1st to 3rd on a groundout?
"Look out boys for broken legs!" -Vinny
quick break GAARP's leg!!
Ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!
De Blah is clutch after all.
Do you remember last season when DeWitt was DeClutch?
LMAO, what a way to end the game
Looks like another imperfect day! I love LA!
Uh, that I have never seen before...
The sheer force of the beard caused a balk.
Can someone please say "I'll take it!" ?
@Dusty - I did.
What, was he drawn off the mound by it's lushness.
What was the last time in MLB history that a game ended on a balk!? Wow.
Ugly, but we'll take it
I should remember this when someone comes up and tells me it's not necessary to watch every game. Of course not, all games are different.
Oh shut up lyons.
I don't remeber De Clutch last year. Unless you mean in AAA. I do remeber that Clutch hitting in 08. Hopefully just a phase for the young Jedi.
@MLASF
My thread didn't show your I'll take it, but I think Blogger is fugged up. so thx.
a gift victory lyons? like we werent going to win in extras anyways.
DeWitt has 4 runs-batted-in last season.
Sorry, Paul, I was mistaken.
Lyons is saying no balk. STFU, you lame ass. I'd rather have silence than your call of the game, you Larry Bird lite looking turd breath. I've got something for your armpit.
WTFjusthappenedGTUP!
No worries Karina.
We all want to call him De Clutch. :)
AZsnakepit is hilarious right now.
Its even funnier because they dont allow them to use the word "fuck"
Well, that was fun.
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