Saturday, May 29, 2010

Danica Patrick vs Milka Duno

Danica Patrick
Milka Duno

In preparation for tomorrow's Indy 500, it's time to settle once and for all: who's better, Danica Patrick or Milka Duno?

Let's break it down:

Category
Edge goes to:
Current IRL Rank:
Danica Patrick
(16th vs 23rd)
Avg IRL Rank (career):
Danica Patrick
(8th vs 23rd)
Current IRL Points:
Danica Patrick
(86 vs 56)
Avg IRL Points (career):
Danica Patrick
(364.6 vs 101.4)
Career IRL Earnings:
Danica Patrick
($5.8m vs $1.9m)
Career Top-10 Finishes:
Danica Patrick
(45 vs 0)
Avg Indy 500 Finish:
Danica Patrick
(9th vs 23rd)
Who's Hotter:
Milka Duno
   
Winner:
Milka Duno

16 comments:

Greg said...

Exactly@EK! I got my I <3 Milka t-shirts ready to go.

KempKershaw said...

Duno.

Not even close.

Dusty Baker said...

Better as in a better driver? Or better as in better looking?

I have an opinion on one but no clue on the other.

Neeebs said...

@EK

You forgot to say it was a weighted average.

KempKershaw said...

Dusty- Your assumption on what is being asked is correct. And really, who cares about auto racing?

Look, they're making another left turn! I wonder what's gonna happen next!?!?

Matt said...

I nominate this for Post Of The Year

Josh S. said...

Deltalina...Milka Duno...I think EK has a type.

Gagne's lucky glasses said...

Plus Danica is a beeotch and the other drivers hate her

Dusty Baker said...

VPad news breaking...anyone else following?

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

@Dusty - I posted the link in the Saturday Links thread.

rbnlaw TIME! said...

Got Milka?

Eric Karros said...

Alas, this year's race doesn't got Milka. She got bumped from the field earlier this week because her avg lap time didn't qualify. This makes no sense, she's totally hotter than the other 4 female drivers.

And people spend their energy complaining about the BCS.

Steve Sax said...

I'm a Danica man myself.

EK, you and I have differing tastes.

Eric Karros said...

Sax: Flo or Deltalina?

rbnlaw TIME! said...

Danica is a cheating, whining, petulant child.

Milka is hotter than the fire of a thousand burning suns.

Joe R said...

Danica is a better driver

AND

Danica is in much better physical shape (toned), has better skin, etc.