Clayton Kershaw (-, -.--) vs. Ross Ohlendorf (-, -.--).
COMMENTS: Nothing like an off-day to mull over a sucky start-o'-the-season battering and watch the Giants take first place in the division. Whatever reason Joe Torre had for booting up his iPadilla on Opening Day is moot, for Clayton Kershaw, who would look like a porcupine if we could see all the hopes pinned upon him, is taking the mound.
So enjoy today's g— what's this? Another note from Sax?
1: Gene J. Puskar/AP; 2: from Exalted Beauty
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Stupid Giants, can't even spell their own city.
http://bit.ly/bAaC20
HAHAHAHAHHA. Nice find.
i think it would be important to put some runs on the board here and maybe win this game
good to see a healthy furcal running
Those were some bad pitches to swing at.
ugly
Come on James. Make a LoneyFan out of all of us.
That was no strike.
MLASF, can we post that? But only if you don't plan to use it at SCSH.
That's no moon.
Damn.
Nah, I won't use it. Got it from Ben Maller's twitter.
So far Russ Ortiz is pitching (gasp) WELL
Hi all!
Casey's bat shatters....like my hopes.
My the force DeWitt you Blake!
may the force and never mind DeWitt. Jeez.
At least Martin's swing looks good.
Is it possible to score another run?
Here in Fayetteville... Arkansas Razorbacks lead St. Louis University Billikens 24-5... in the top of the 5th. Coach has already pulled all of the starters.
Sherrill? *hides*
I've officially broken out the chocolate
Sherrill-y you can't be serious?
For those of you who follow Dodger draft picks who did not sign, I have a feeling we will be regretting not signing Razorback 3B Zach Cox out of HS. He was Dodgers' 20th round pick in 2008. He is hitting .420 this season as a sophomore and recently had 24 game hitting streak snapped. He will be good.
http://bit.ly/9A5Tvd
time to make dreams happen.
*climbs back down off the chandelier*
I have a chandelier?
Let's see if Jamey can work a walk.
Jamey double!
nice
Wild thang! You make my heart sing!
I'm telling you, it's Jamie's superior depth perception.
k let's play smart.
Jeez, Raffy
okay Matty let's get this run in.
a fly ball for the game please
@Steve Dittmore
20th round? Draft and follow perhaps?
come on man
Damn
Shit
ya can't be serious!!!
NO MATT NO
i forgot how much watching this team negatively affects my health
@Steve
Diamond Hogs having a good day today, eh?
@Mr. C
Not sure. I think it will be pretty hard for Cox to fly under the radar. He is easily the best hitter on a team that went to the College World Series last year and is ranked No. 10 in the nation right now.
PS - WTF Kemp?
It's now on Manny's shoulders.
FUCK
That's not good.
@Dusty - 26-7 now in top of 6. First 12 batters reached base safely. It was 11-0 before St. Louis got an out.
PS - WTF Manny?
GOD DAMMIT. How can we strand a man on 3rd w no outs? How fucking hard is it to dink on into right? Good teams do this effortlessly.
Man, Pitt. sure is having a nice week. First the clobber us on opening day now they might get a walk off win.
Kemp is the only guy you can get mad at. Put the ball in play, seriously.
still cant get a runner home from third with no outs.
its like nothing has changed from last year.
@Steve
Wow - per a friend, Hogs sent 18 men to the plate in the first inning, scoring a school record 14 runs.
Totally, MLASF.
The clippers play right after this game? thats like 6 straight hours of sports futility for prime ticket.
Can a man get a friggin' drink around here? Do I have to go down the street to Jason's place?
Furcal! Nice. Didn't get the runner but what a throw!
How can someone with the name Jones be so good?
Two away.
New beer opened. Ready for extras.
Whew. Inning over. Only two games into the season and already we get extras.
Tron, takin care o bidness.
Cusquena -check.
Do we really need a clippers preview?
Heres your preview. "Clippers suck, they gave up on the season a long time ago"
@MLASF
That usually only works if you play for Atlanta.
My kid is actually at the Clipper game. Of course, she didn't pay anything.
Scabby in for the Bucs.
Anyone else watching the Pirates TV feed? Why do the announcers insist on reminding us this is the first night game of the year? Doesn't that seem irrelevant?
Hogs now up 30-7, bases loaded, bottom of 6. Hope those kids make it to class tomorrow morning.
@Prof Dittmore
Which class?
Time for Loney's breakout.
Show me something, Loney!
Coaxes the leadoff walk!
"Time for Loney's breakout."
technically with a .000 BA for the season a walk is a breakout.
cmon Joyce!
Hi Everybody!
Well, that sucks.
Was Loney trying to steal a sign?
We cannot hit with RISP
The curse of the Compton Colons (aka my fantasy team)
Furcal-Loney-Blake
0 for 11
aka ZERO POINT ZERO
"There picking up this year right where they left off."
-Steve Lyons, aka Mr. Brightside
You think in spring training they would have gone over what "productive out" means.
Were going to need three more walks if we want to win.
Now any base is an out.
Quit it with the split screen! No one cares about the Clips/Blazers!
praying for two straight balks
@Dusty - I have the starting pitcher from tonight in class. He was pulled after a couple of innings, probably so he could pitch Sunday. So, he should be showered and home by now :). Game over by slaughter rule, 32-8 Hogs win.
No more Clippers split screens!
Walks ain't gonna get it done.
Raffy, WTF?
LONEY GONZALEZ!
I guess this is one way to get people to watch the Clippers.
Approaching 300
2
Number of Dodgers to hit the ball out of the infield since the fifth inning (Martin line out & Carroll double)
Warm up tosses are more interesting.
What the fuck DeWitt
O-Dog woulda had him.
Who's more ignored by their own home city? The Clippers or the PirateS?
. . .and I had 300. E-rbn.
@Dittmore
Will you give him grief about pitch location tomorrow?
The Mini Delino went to bed without a fight. The Mrs. Delino just brought me a beer. The Dog Delino brought me a toy. All is well.
If I wanted to watch the Clippers I would put miself in the crazy home.
Now watch the Pirates show what to do with a leadoff man on first, successfully sacrificed to second.
I'm gonna puke.
@Delino:
Who are the Clippers again?
1) I love how most of the people sitting behind home plate are Dodger fans.
2) FUCK THE CLIPPER GAME.
3) See #2 above.
Milledge = Punk = Schmuck
I think they'e the team that played the Globetrotters
ump wants to go home, starting to squeeze.
This is really deflating.
balls
can you release a guy during the game?
Shussshh it, Churchie!
Just saw - Russ Ortiz putting up another gem. Maybe there's a 16th minute of fame
Oh good, church can kill us again.
Who'd have thought Ramon would end up being the worse of the Ortizes.
BRING IN MONASTERIOS
Let's cut over to the Clipper game to show a timeout huddle. Great call!
Here's a theory, tied to the divorce.
The more games the Pirates win early in the season, the more fan interest exhibited. The more fan interest, the more ticket sales. The more ticket sales, the more local revenue for the Pirates. The more more local revenue, the less the Dodgers have to pay in revenue sharing at the end of the season, around the time the trial is concluding.
Stay off the fucking Clipper game already.
I have had it with Ortiz
Why did the Dodgers get saddled with the crappy of the two FOX Sports networks? Angels get Lakers and Kings, we get Clips and Ducks.
Torre is waving but may as well have a white flag
I'm gonna have a heart attack and it's only the second game of the season.
Walks ain't gonna get it d. . .oh wait, it's Ortiz.
If ramon had done this in ST, we wouldn't be worrying right now.
Oh we're screwed.
The split screen showing Dodgers situation and Clippers game - picture of shite.
FUCK THE FUCKING CLIPPERS
High pressure game for us and it's against the Pirates in game 2. What does this portend?
I just turned the game on - this split screen is freaking me out
Pirates look destined to win on a walkoff walk
At least we don't have to listen to the Clippers' guys...
Wait, wouldn't that be an improvement?
Sax - I'm one hit away from calling everyone I know from Pittsburgh and yelling at them. You've seen me do it before.
Poor Clipper Darrell.
Fuck me.
See... Milledge=schmuck
AAAAHHHH!!!!!!!
We're gonna get fucking swept.
why am I already tired of this?
Fuckitall
DAMn.
The Collins curse continues!
There is no fucking way that the pundits are right.
A pox upon thee, Frank McCourt!
Maybe we'll see them again the playoffs... in 2045
Well that was a shame
Delino, make sure you call our friend's high school prom date. What is she up to these days?
I need a primani sandwich.
Bring up the GDMFSPOSPGT
My Prime Ticket froze and I missed the walkoff.
Best thing that happened all night.
I think the best thing right now is to hope the Pirates do well. It's like when the Patriots lost to the Dolphins after Miami's really bad season. Everyone was saying, "Holy crap, that's pathetic, you guys lost to the Dolphins, you guys really suck balls." Then the Dolphins went to the postseason.
McCourts...I'm lookin' at you.
They're the easy scapegoat, but jeus shit, how are we supposed to go through the season with old washed up men pitching and no real proven ace?
PISSED.OFF.
Changing my screen name until we win.
I added up some stats going back to last year's 4-game series in late September at Pittsburgh. In those six games (4 in 2009 and 2 in 2010), LAD is...
11-54 RISP (.204)
45 LOB
Yuk.
I'm changing my name too
I am jumping on the bandwagon and changing my name too.
At least we didn't give up 2 HRs in two games to JJ Hardy. #Angels
I have also changed my name. . .and will remain unclothed until the Dudgers win.
Giants 3-0
Dodgers 0-2
No English teams left in the Champion's League.
My world is upside down, and my beer is empty.
I think we need the Blue Babes, STAT.
I too am changing my name.
Now I kind of hope we don't win for a while. The names are great.
@Buck
I know...I had mixed feelings today - like to see MU lose but no ENG clubs left in EU is a downer.
Sux and Oral- You guys following suit?
Jumping on the name change bandwagon.
@KB (got to get used to the new handles)
I know how you feel; and to get knocked out by Bayern? Barca is one thing, but Bayern?
Fucking Messi is a soccer god.
Boy we get sour after two losses.
So, how's that Clipper game going?
Hey guys cheer up!
Cheer up, indeed: At least we're not wearing Snuggies or hideously- coloured argyle hats like some other semi-local baseball teams I know.
@Buck
I'm all-in for Ze Germans. I hate both Barca and Inter, and I'm sure as hell not pulling for a Ligue 1 side.
I for one believe this Dodgers team is a spirited bunch with an Owner who is quite the ladies man.
very well good game chaps jolly jolly good show.
Just reading "Ligue 1" makes me giggle.
See what you did, McCourts? You got us talking about European football. I hope you're happy.
Messi is a football god. He could have probably gotten a sac fly for the go ahead run for us late in the game, even.
Oh, and fully in agreement that Messi is ridiculous.
Good point, Comment Deleted.
Krusty, out. Let's fuck up the Pie Rats tomorrow and get out of town with what is left with our dignity, some hooch, and as few STDs as possible.
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