Random rantings and ravings about the Los Angeles Dodgers, written by a small consortium of rabid Dodger fans. With occasional comments on baseball, entertainment, pop culture, and life in general.
Dodgers pitcher Russ Ortiz chooses free agency (AP/USAToday)
First he loses out to Ramon Ortiz in the solution to our PCS Puzzle #3; now, he's looking for another team to sucker. Godspeed, Russ Ortiz.
original photo: Al Behrman/AP
4/3 vs. SF (W, 5-4): Sax
4/15 vs. WSH (L, 4-6): Dusty, Orel, Sax
5/6 vs. MIA (W, 6-3): AC, Sax
5/16 vs. CIN (L, 2-7): AC, Sax
6/12 vs. TEX (L, 2-3): Sax
7/5 vs. MIL (W, 8-5): Sax
7/21 vs. BOS (W, 9-6): Sax
7/24 vs. SF (L, 3-8): Sax
8/24 vs. TB (L, 8-9 (10)): Sax
8/29 vs. BAL (W, 6-3): Orel, Sax
9/9 vs. CHC (L, 4-10): Sax
13 comments:
Can we just get Tommy Lee Jones to come flash one of those pens at all of us and erase the Russ Ortiz "era" from our collective memory?
Wasn't that Belisario's job?
I heard they donated his jersey to a preschool who recently had their parachute stolen
I thought his ERA was infinite.
No blinky thing, especially for Ned. We must never allow ourselves to forget what happened here.
The old parachutes-being-stolen-from-preschools scourge. Will it never go away?
That's a good point, Mr. C. We should build a monument so that we - and future generations - never forget what happened here, and to pay tribute to the sacrifices all of us paid to rid the world of the Voldamortiz tyranny. It would be like the Colleville-sur-Mer site, except that instead of crosses, little bats will be stuck in the ground.
MSB in world politics:
http://tinyurl.com/2f3rwsl
@Dusty: Heh. I thought you called him a tranny.
I haven't had my coffee yet.
@Josh
It wouldn't be beyond the realm of possibility for me to have called him a tranny, so you weren't totally off base.
"The Russ Ortiz Era Has Ended"
More like somebody put a bullet through the head of the pitching dead.
@Dusty
So what your saying is MSB = MSB = MSB?
@Orel: how was Coachella?
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