Wednesday, April 07, 2010

BarberShops Around

A couple of weeks ago, I mentioned that Dwight Gooden's latest run-in with the law resembled a great scene from the movie The Birdcage...

CAR CRASH

ON DRUGS

FLEEING THE SCENE

WITH HIS CHILD IN THE CAR!

Today, my one-time favorite player Tiki Barber joins the comic mayhem.

Affair with 23-year-old Production Assistant

Cheats on Wife

College Sweetheart

Pregnant

Eight Months

TWINS!

He better get ready to give up 50 percent of that million dollar smile... as well as at least one of his overly active cajones.

4 comments:

Steve Sax said...

Wait, is his wife his college sweetheart, or the production assistant? Not following the chain, here.

Ned's Rim said...

I thought Ronde was Tiki's college sweetheart

Meaniebreanie said...

Another case of thinking with the wrong head. I feel for his wife as she is in a difficult spot with some very tough choices to make. You also wonder about the future of the unborn children. There are no winners here.

Ryan said...

Wow, I haven't see that Collective Soul Album Cover since '95!