"I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat, and then on some dark, cold night I will steal away into your home, and punch you in the face."— Sue Sylvester
GLEE, Episode 14: "Hell-O"
Fox, 9:28-10:30 PM PT/ET
What better way to follow the Dodgers' home Opening Day victory than with a new episode of GLEE?