Earlier this year, the Left Field Pavilion introduced this slogan:
So based on the Dodgers' 0-for-5 record when Eric Collins announces the television broadcast, might I offer this new slogan:
Well, at least we don't have to think about this again for about a month. And, for the record, I don't have anything against Collins per se, even with his easily-excitable playcalling. But four wins in 15 games is a pretty crappy road record.