FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
DODGERS ANNOUNCE TRYOUTS FOR NEW MEN'S DANCE TEAM, "THE BLUE BALLERS"
Blue Ballers to team with Blue Babes to give Dodgers fans a reason to come early and leave lateLOS ANGELES — Hot on the heels of the announcement of the Dodgers' very own dance team, the Blue Babes, the Dodgers are will be holding tryouts for a complementary men's dance team, the Blue Ballers. In the tradition of the irreverent Marlins Manatees, the Blue Ballers will partner with the Blue Babes to provide between-innings comic relief at Dodger Stadium.
"Any physique is acceptable," said Blue Ballers choreographer Kaitlyn Portmanteau, who also captains the Blue Babes. "We're looking for everyday guys — guys who watch ESPN and read sports blogs. They must have lots of energy and enthusiasm and a sense of humor. Guys who can fire up a crowd even when the home team is losing."
Blue Ballers applicants must be 18 or over and must be prepared to learn a dance routine as part of their audition.
SoSG readers! Think you have what it takes to be a Blue Baller? Send your picture to firstname.lastname@example.org and tell us in 50 words or less why you the man!